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'Birthday Surprise'
-living room- (Jo and Blair walk in the door) BLAIR: So Jo, it is 4 days until your birthday and I haven't bought you anything. JO: Well, you haven't bought me anything because I haven't told you anything to buy me. So leave me alone, I had a hard day at work, I am tired and I wanna go to bed. (Jo starts going upstairs) BLAIR: But Jo, I don't have all day to get you something. JO: You don't have all day because the day is over. You now have 4 days instead od 5. Nighty-night. -Natalie & Tootie's room- BLAIR: Have you guys bought Jo anything for her birthday yet? NATALIE: Yeah. We put our money together to and bought her a keyboard. BLAIR: Oh well that's a good gift. Well good-night. TOOTIE: Good-night. NATALIE: Good-night. -In the morning, in the kitchen- BEVERLY ANN: Good morning girls. NATALIE: Where are the Co-Co Puffs!? TOOTIE: Andy & Pippa ate them all last night. BEVERLY ANN: Where's Blair? TOOTIE: She said she went to buy Jo a present. (Jo runs in the kitchen) JO: My, my, my........uhhh. (Jo faints) -1 hour later in the living room- BEVERLY ANN & GIRLS: Jo? Jo? JO: What!? BEVERLY ANN: Why were you saying my, my, my? JO: I was going to say my bike is gone!! NATALIE: Why would you say a thing like that? TOOTIE: Maybe because her bike is gone! (Pippa walks in) PIPPA: Good day mates. JO: Good day mates? GOOD DAY!? PIPPA: Ok, ok I can take a hint. How is this. Bad day mates. (Andy walks in) ANDY: Uh, Jo, did you know that your bike isn't in the garage? JO: Yes, Andy I am VERY aware of that!! ANDY: OK! Well I am just going to go.....uh....yeah! (Andy runs out) JO: Well, isn't this a great day. I have to go to work in a bad mood. No Miss Mary Sunshine today! (Jo walks out of the house and slams the door behind her) -The center- CASEY: Jo, your late. BLAIR: Yeah Jo. JO: Well I would have been here sooner but I had to walk. CASEY: Why didn't you ride your bike? JO: Because somebody stole it. CASEY & BLAIR: Ohhhhhhhhh. -living room- (Natalie, Tootie, and Jo are sitting on the couch. Beverly Ann is sitting in the chair. And Blair, Pippa, and Andy are sitting at the table playing the game of 'LIFE') JO: Well, does anyone know where my bike is!? EVERYONE: NO!!!!!! JO: I have to get some rest, I am going upstairs to lay down. (Jo goes upstairs and Blair follows) -Blair and Jo's bedroom- (Jo lays down on her bed) BLAIR: Jo, Jo, Jo. Your birthday is tomorrow. JO: Yeah I am aware of that. (Telephone rings) BLAIR: (yells) I GOT IT!!! BLAIR: Hello. RANDY: Yeah Blair? BLAIR: This is she. RANDY: Well the bike you picked out is ready for you to come down here and pick it up. BLAIR: Ok. I'll be there, bye. JO: Who was that? BLAIR: Oh just a... (Jo looks out the window) JO: Hey, that guy down there is riding my bike around!!! (Jo runs down the stairs and goes to the garage and gets Blair's car and chases the guy down) JO: You stupid thief! How dare you steal my motorcycle!! (Jo takes the bike and rides it home leaving Blair's car there on the side of the road) BLAIR: My car!!!! -30 minutes later, in the living room- (doorbell rings and Tootie answers it) TOOTIE: Why hello officer. Do you need something? OFFICER: More like someone, is Jo Polniaczek here? TOOTIE: Yes she is i'll get her. (yells) JO!!!!! (Jo comes downstairs) JO: Yeah, what's up? TOOTIE: This officer would like to see you. JO: Ok....... (Tootie leaves the room) OFFICER: Jo Polniaczek you are under arrest for stealing a motorcycle from its authorized owner. JO: WHAT!?!? OFFICER: The less we argue the easier it is to arrest you. JO: Ok, fine, lets go. -At jail the next day- (Blair walks in) BLAIR: Where is Jo Polniaczek's cell? OFFICER: Right over there. BLAIR: Thanks. (Blair walks over to Jo's cell) JO: Blair, why am I in jail for taking back my own bike from some guy named Randy? BLAIR: Let me bail you out and then I will start explaining when we get home. JO: Yeah you better or instead of you being on the phone I will be on the phone......with the hospital! -living room- JO: Blair you better start talking. BLAIR: Ok..... JO: I better get ready to dial up the hospital. BLAIR: Please Jo, just give me a chance. JO: Fine, start talking already. BLAIR: Ok. First of all I didn't have your present, but I do now. See I sold your old motorcycle.... JO: YOU WHAT!?!?!? BLAIR: I sold your bike to get money to buy you a new one with a helmet included. And there is money left over. And so here is your B-day A *NEW* motorcycle w/ a *NEW* helmet andwith $500 left over. JO: Well I liked my old bike but I guess it was time for a new one. BLAIR: Your telling me. JO: Thank you, Blair for getting me that bike. BLAIR: And... JO: The helmet. BLAIR: And.... JO: The $500 dollars. TOOTIE & NATALIE: Happy Birthday Jo! Here is your *NEW* keyboard! JO: Thank you everyone. BEVERLY ANN: Hey, guess what everyone. EVERYONE: What!? BEVERLY ANN: Next month is my birthday! EVERYONE: (They all take a deep breath) Oh no. THE END So what did you all think? ------------------ Blair: We talk about appointment calender things. These are numbers, this is a one, can you say one? Bailey: One. Blair: My, this is fun. This is a two, can you say two? Bailey: Two. Blair: And this is a....oh no. Jo: Well looks like you are on your own now Bailey, that's as high as she can go. Beverly Ann: That means one of us is the killer. Tootie: Well its not me. Jo: Or me. Beverly Ann: Or me. Well, I guess we will have to wait for one us us to kill one us to find out which one of us it is. |
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A and J
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Join Date: May 31, 2001
Location: .S.C.
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on a scale of 1-10 i give it a 5 ... maybe a 6
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