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waichingliu81 · 09-24-2007, 01:13 PM

Buff justice: 'Bored' US man charged over naked stick up
AFP - Friday, September 21 07:25 pm

NEW YORK (AFP) - A 24-year-old man arrested in the US state of Pennsylvania for holding up a convenience store wearing nothing but a hat has told police he did it because he was bored, according to local reports.

Police were questioning Carl Wagner over a separate incident of indecent exposure when they recognized him from a surveillance video in which he can be seen entering the store naked but apparently covering his manhood with a hand.

"We actually had an incident where the gentleman lives where he was exposing himself to two females. He was initially brought in on that accusation," Carbondale police sergeant Thomas Heller told local television channel WNEP.

"We put two and two together, it was definitely him," he added. Police said that Wagner had admitted carrying out the stick up and had been charged with robbery, open lewdness and indecent exposure.

The surveillance video shows a man with heavy tan lines, apparently from a "wife-beater" style vest, approach the counter. Officials said the man demanded money from the clerk, who refused to hand anything over and called the police.

The robber then fled the store empty handed.

Wagner appeared in court on Tuesday fully dressed. Asked by police why he carried out the attempted robbery, he said he was bored.

catlover79 · 09-24-2007, 01:35 PM

No comment.

Mikado · 09-24-2007, 09:19 PM

At least you know he didnt have any concealed weapons!

OH Nuts! · 09-24-2007, 09:52 PM

yes not a bright bulb to be sure...also sounds like he's playing with a 47 card deck!

Ireneparalegal · 09-24-2007, 10:35 PM

He must have literally left with only his d*** in his hand.

Mikado · 09-24-2007, 11:41 PM

thx for the mental image, Irene

09-24-2007, 01:13 PM	#1
waichingliu81 debbie allen Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 28, 2006 Location: london, england, UK Posts: 4,347	Contender for bonehead of the week Buff justice: 'Bored' US man charged over naked stick up AFP - Friday, September 21 07:25 pm NEW YORK (AFP) - A 24-year-old man arrested in the US state of Pennsylvania for holding up a convenience store wearing nothing but a hat has told police he did it because he was bored, according to local reports. Police were questioning Carl Wagner over a separate incident of indecent exposure when they recognized him from a surveillance video in which he can be seen entering the store naked but apparently covering his manhood with a hand. "We actually had an incident where the gentleman lives where he was exposing himself to two females. He was initially brought in on that accusation," Carbondale police sergeant Thomas Heller told local television channel WNEP. "We put two and two together, it was definitely him," he added. Police said that Wagner had admitted carrying out the stick up and had been charged with robbery, open lewdness and indecent exposure. The surveillance video shows a man with heavy tan lines, apparently from a "wife-beater" style vest, approach the counter. Officials said the man demanded money from the clerk, who refused to hand anything over and called the police. The robber then fled the store empty handed. Wagner appeared in court on Tuesday fully dressed. Asked by police why he carried out the attempted robbery, he said he was bored.

09-24-2007, 01:35 PM	#2
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09-24-2007, 10:35 PM	#5
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	He must have literally left with only his d*** in his hand.
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09-24-2007, 09:19 PM	#3
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	At least you know he didnt have any concealed weapons!

09-24-2007, 09:52 PM	#4
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	yes not a bright bulb to be sure...also sounds like he's playing with a 47 card deck!

09-24-2007, 11:41 PM	#6
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	thx for the mental image, Irene