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JT · 06-04-2001, 06:43 PM

Ok this will be a 1989 extension:
Synopsis:Beverly Ann wins a phone in contest.The prize is a trip to L.A./Hollywood.She can bring 6 other people with her.Wonder who's she will ever bring?The gang that's who!
Cast:
Cloris Leachman......Beverly Ann Stickle
Lisa Welchel.........Headmistress Blair Warner
Nancy McKeon........Jo Bonner
Kim Fields..........Tootie Ramsey
Mindy Cohn..........Natalie Green
MacKenzie Astin.....Andy Moffet
Sherrie Krenn.......Pippa McKenna
John Forsythe(voice only)....Quizmaster

Scene 1:Living Room (Everyone's crowded around Bev and the phone)
Quizmaster:OK Beverly Ann here's your LAST question get this right and you and 6 others will spend a 7 day week in beautiful
Los Angeles at any Hotel of your choice.
The question is.......What was the name of "Bewitched"'s Samantha's son?
Tootie:ADAM!!!!
Bev:I'll say Adam!
Quizmaster:Oh Beverly Ann did you say Adam what a shame too bad I guess you won't be enjoying next week at YOUR HOUSE because your going to L.A.!
All:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Scene:2:Girl's Room
(Characters in scene..Jo,Blair,Nat,Toot,andBev)
Tootie:Nat do you think I packed enough film?I mean I just don't know.
Nat:Tootie if you ask me about your film again I'm going to punch and hope something develops!
Bev:Girls be friendly anyway I want to take a picture with Tony Curtis or Frank Sinatra whoever we see first.
Blair:This is nothing for me I see famous people all the time in New York.
Jo:Really?Well you know what I think they moved to L.A. because they were scared of your face.
Blair:Jo if you think you can meet more famous people than me you have to be kidding.
Jo:Your on Barbie.
Blair:Your on G.I. Joe.
Scene 3:Airplane:Cast:All on screen
Bev:Where are our seats?
Andy:Here they are mom.
Bev:Thanks
(All seated)
Pippa:Get your arm from around me.
Andy:I thought we were going steady
Pippa:In my book you only hit a single so you better run back to first base.
Andy:Okay geez since you been in America you sure have gotten sassy.
Blair:We've been watching reruns of "The Jeffersons" together.
Andy:Ohhhh
Tootie:How much more time will this take?
Bev:Well we just left Tootie and we are in New York meaning it'll take about 2 hours to get to the California border line and 3o minutes to get to L.A. so about 150 minutes.
Tootie:Ohhh Nat where's the pillow.
Nat:Right here.
Scene4:150minutes later:Airport:All on screen
BeveryAnn:Ok where's the car that's supposed to pick us up?
Pippa:There it is I think it's a yeah it's a Volvo.
(In car)
Bev:There's the Hotel
Tootie(very high-pitched):I'm squshed!
Bev:We're here so don't frieght.
Scene:5:Lobby:
Receptionist:Ok you have to split three rooms.
Bev:Only three? Looks like poor will be suashed again!
Bev:Let's go. Wait how are we going to split 7 people in three rooms!
Tootie:Nat and me can share a room.
Nat:Yeah we can stay up all night!
Bev:Ok Andy and Pippa share a room but noo funny stuff.
Blair:That leaves me and you
Bev:Nope that leaves Jo,You,and myself.
Blair:Oh yeah Jo.
Scene5:Andy and Pippa's room:Andy and Pippa
Pippa:OK this is going to be like Three's Company that means nobody walks around in their underwear.
Andy:Yes Ma'am!
Pippa:No attacking me.
Andy:I don't attack people I'm human.
Pippa:You know what I mean.
Andy:Yes Ma'am!
Pippa:Oh shoot it's too cold for me.
Andy:We could snuggle.
Pippa:Yeah in our own beds with our own selves.
Andy:Yes Ma'am!
Scene:6:Nat and Tootie's room:Nat and Tootie
Natalie:OK tonight we can watch Nick at Nite.
Tootie:You know how I looove watching Dobie Gills and Rhoda.
Nat:As do I ,Tootie, As do I.
Tootie:Nat, do you hear that?
Nat:Yeah it sounds like a rumbling.
Tootie:Oh God it's an Earthquake!
Earthquake:ROAR! RUMBLE! BANG!
Nat:It stopped I just survived a earthquake!
I'm going write this in my diary!
Scene:7:Bev,Jo,and Blair's room:BA,J,B
Bev:Girls are you alright?
Blair and Jo:Yes'm
Blair

o you hear that squeaking noise?
Bev:Sounds like the bathroom.
Blair:I'm going check.
(she running in the room)
Blair:AHHHH It's a rat!
Bev:Ohhh my god!!!!!!!! Get on the bed Get on the bed!!!!!!!
Jo:I ain't goign nowhere.
Bev:Edna once told me she would beat you with the frying pan!I'm not afraid to do that.
Jo:I just killed it!
It's a mouse trap!
Bev:I'm soo sorry for the whole frying pan!
Scene6:Morning:Andy and Pippa's Room:AandP
Pippa:Good morning Andy.
Andy:Oh yeah Pippa.Good Mornin.
Pippa:I'm going buy some breakfast where's your money?
Andy:It's over there buy the TV set.
Pippa:Oh I see
(In the hallway)
Blair:Hi Pip going get breakfast too?
Pippa:Yep.
Blair:What did you and Aaaandy do last night?
Pippa:We just sat down and talk!
Blair:Keep playing had to get and you'll get your man.
Pippa:I hope so.
Scene9:In the Volvo:All:
Tootie:Why couldn't we leave later.
Bev:Well Tootie we do want to get in Mann's Chinese Theater before we leave yeah!
Tootie:That's the one with the feetprints right?!
Bev:Yeah why you so alarmed?
Tootie:My mom told me that she came hear and fit right in to Mary Pickfor's feet!
She said I might fit too!
Nat:That's amazing I knew you would be an actress!
Scene:10:Theater:All seeing if Tootie fits.
Tootie:Here we go....
Blair

o you fit?
Tootie:....yes!
Camaras:CLICK
Tootie:When I get mine I'm putting my roller skate prints in here!
Bev:Good Idea!
Scene11:Tour Bus:All
Guide:To your right is the home of Tony Curtis and his wif Janet Leigh!
There he is now! Mr. Curtis, Mr. Curtis!
Can you take some pictures?
Tony:Sure!
Bev:Me first!
Camara:Snap!
Bev:I love you!
Tony:Thank youuu What's your name
Bev:Make it out to "Beverly Ann whom I'd be ready to leave Janet for Signed, Tony Curtis."
Tony:Ha-Ha that's funny!
Guide:There's where the Olsens live!
Tootie:Oh I love Full House!
Scene12:Last Day:Andy and Pippa's room
Pippa:Andy,
Andy:Yeah Pippa?
Pippa:I love you
Andy:You do?
Pippa:Blair told to play hard to get but I just love you sooo much!
Andy:I love you too!
(They kiss then start watching TV.)
Scene 13:Airplane:All
Andy:Mom,
Bev:Yes Andy
Andy:Pippa and I love each other
Bev(to Pippa)

idn't I tell you you'd reel him in!
Scene14:Home
Bev:Back home again.
Pippa:Back hoem your right.
Bev:That's right you little newlyloved!
I want you to tell me everything you think you need to tell me because I want to name my first grandchild!I'd name her Staphanie!
Pippa:Yes Beverly Ann you could do that.

Opening theme description:
The famous pink backgroud will be gone.It's be replaced by a family portrait of the 7 then the famous "The Facts of Life" logo comes on the screen like it always did then the camara close-ups Bev and then show clips of her then a picture of her smiling with her name under it.It'll go that way till the end wear they will have the portarit breaking then then the gang appears on the screen as the family portrait.
The closing features all the clips from that episode and a new theme for the closing...the season2-6 theme!

Thank you for reading and please reply with your ideas if you iked reply if you dodn't like it reply because this board is a very very very graey place!

Signed you favorite senior member,
JT

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All:Ahhhhh
Mrs. Garret: girls there's nothing to worry about.
Nancy:MIS-SUS GAR-RET!

Blair:I just got another one of my BRILLIANT ideas!
Jo

on't yell Blair it's a lonely place up there.

Tootie:I just got the highest girls score.
Blair:Well it couldn't be little old me it couldn't be me.
Tootie:Yur right Blair it isn't you!
From the simpsons:
Announcer

iners everywhere are going on strike saying chants like...
Florence Jean Castleburry:Kiss Mah Grits.

Prof.:That stuff can blow up.
Mary:My dishes
Ging:My jewlery
Skip:My nails
Howell:My golf balls
Miss.H:My goodness!

callmetootie · 06-04-2001, 06:57 PM

Good fanfic!

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Andrew Carden

JT · 06-04-2001, 07:12 PM

Thank You Andy!

NancyJoJinny · 06-05-2001, 09:39 PM

It was VERY good, i couldnt help noticing you mentioned Frank Sinatra? My grandmother Knew him, she saw him many times. Blah blah blah, great story!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not!

Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

06-04-2001, 06:43 PM	#1
JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,223	California Here We Come (Fan Fiction) Ok this will be a 1989 extension: Synopsis:Beverly Ann wins a phone in contest.The prize is a trip to L.A./Hollywood.She can bring 6 other people with her.Wonder who's she will ever bring?The gang that's who! Cast: Cloris Leachman......Beverly Ann Stickle Lisa Welchel.........Headmistress Blair Warner Nancy McKeon........Jo Bonner Kim Fields..........Tootie Ramsey Mindy Cohn..........Natalie Green MacKenzie Astin.....Andy Moffet Sherrie Krenn.......Pippa McKenna John Forsythe(voice only)....Quizmaster Scene 1:Living Room (Everyone's crowded around Bev and the phone) Quizmaster:OK Beverly Ann here's your LAST question get this right and you and 6 others will spend a 7 day week in beautiful Los Angeles at any Hotel of your choice. The question is.......What was the name of "Bewitched"'s Samantha's son? Tootie:ADAM!!!! Bev:I'll say Adam! Quizmaster:Oh Beverly Ann did you say Adam what a shame too bad I guess you won't be enjoying next week at YOUR HOUSE because your going to L.A.! All:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Scene:2:Girl's Room (Characters in scene..Jo,Blair,Nat,Toot,andBev) Tootie:Nat do you think I packed enough film?I mean I just don't know. Nat:Tootie if you ask me about your film again I'm going to punch and hope something develops! Bev:Girls be friendly anyway I want to take a picture with Tony Curtis or Frank Sinatra whoever we see first. Blair:This is nothing for me I see famous people all the time in New York. Jo:Really?Well you know what I think they moved to L.A. because they were scared of your face. Blair:Jo if you think you can meet more famous people than me you have to be kidding. Jo:Your on Barbie. Blair:Your on G.I. Joe. Scene 3:Airplane:Cast:All on screen Bev:Where are our seats? Andy:Here they are mom. Bev:Thanks (All seated) Pippa:Get your arm from around me. Andy:I thought we were going steady Pippa:In my book you only hit a single so you better run back to first base. Andy:Okay geez since you been in America you sure have gotten sassy. Blair:We've been watching reruns of "The Jeffersons" together. Andy:Ohhhh Tootie:How much more time will this take? Bev:Well we just left Tootie and we are in New York meaning it'll take about 2 hours to get to the California border line and 3o minutes to get to L.A. so about 150 minutes. Tootie:Ohhh Nat where's the pillow. Nat:Right here. Scene4:150minutes later:Airport:All on screen BeveryAnn:Ok where's the car that's supposed to pick us up? Pippa:There it is I think it's a yeah it's a Volvo. (In car) Bev:There's the Hotel Tootie(very high-pitched):I'm squshed! Bev:We're here so don't frieght. Scene:5:Lobby: Receptionist:Ok you have to split three rooms. Bev:Only three? Looks like poor will be suashed again! Bev:Let's go. Wait how are we going to split 7 people in three rooms! Tootie:Nat and me can share a room. Nat:Yeah we can stay up all night! Bev:Ok Andy and Pippa share a room but noo funny stuff. Blair:That leaves me and you Bev:Nope that leaves Jo,You,and myself. Blair:Oh yeah Jo. Scene5:Andy and Pippa's room:Andy and Pippa Pippa:OK this is going to be like Three's Company that means nobody walks around in their underwear. Andy:Yes Ma'am! Pippa:No attacking me. Andy:I don't attack people I'm human. Pippa:You know what I mean. Andy:Yes Ma'am! Pippa:Oh shoot it's too cold for me. Andy:We could snuggle. Pippa:Yeah in our own beds with our own selves. Andy:Yes Ma'am! Scene:6:Nat and Tootie's room:Nat and Tootie Natalie:OK tonight we can watch Nick at Nite. Tootie:You know how I looove watching Dobie Gills and Rhoda. Nat:As do I ,Tootie, As do I. Tootie:Nat, do you hear that? Nat:Yeah it sounds like a rumbling. Tootie:Oh God it's an Earthquake! Earthquake:ROAR! RUMBLE! BANG! Nat:It stopped I just survived a earthquake! I'm going write this in my diary! Scene:7:Bev,Jo,and Blair's room:BA,J,B Bev:Girls are you alright? Blair and Jo:Yes'm Blair o you hear that squeaking noise? Bev:Sounds like the bathroom. Blair:I'm going check. (she running in the room) Blair:AHHHH It's a rat! Bev:Ohhh my god!!!!!!!! Get on the bed Get on the bed!!!!!!! Jo:I ain't goign nowhere. Bev:Edna once told me she would beat you with the frying pan!I'm not afraid to do that. Jo:I just killed it! It's a mouse trap! Bev:I'm soo sorry for the whole frying pan! Scene6:Morning:Andy and Pippa's Room:AandP Pippa:Good morning Andy. Andy:Oh yeah Pippa.Good Mornin. Pippa:I'm going buy some breakfast where's your money? Andy:It's over there buy the TV set. Pippa:Oh I see (In the hallway) Blair:Hi Pip going get breakfast too? Pippa:Yep. Blair:What did you and Aaaandy do last night? Pippa:We just sat down and talk! Blair:Keep playing had to get and you'll get your man. Pippa:I hope so. Scene9:In the Volvo:All: Tootie:Why couldn't we leave later. Bev:Well Tootie we do want to get in Mann's Chinese Theater before we leave yeah! Tootie:That's the one with the feetprints right?! Bev:Yeah why you so alarmed? Tootie:My mom told me that she came hear and fit right in to Mary Pickfor's feet! She said I might fit too! Nat:That's amazing I knew you would be an actress! Scene:10:Theater:All seeing if Tootie fits. Tootie:Here we go.... Blair o you fit? Tootie:....yes! Camaras:CLICK Tootie:When I get mine I'm putting my roller skate prints in here! Bev:Good Idea! Scene11:Tour Bus:All Guide:To your right is the home of Tony Curtis and his wif Janet Leigh! There he is now! Mr. Curtis, Mr. Curtis! Can you take some pictures? Tony:Sure! Bev:Me first! Camara:Snap! Bev:I love you! Tony:Thank youuu What's your name Bev:Make it out to "Beverly Ann whom I'd be ready to leave Janet for Signed, Tony Curtis." Tony:Ha-Ha that's funny! Guide:There's where the Olsens live! Tootie:Oh I love Full House! Scene12:Last Day:Andy and Pippa's room Pippa:Andy, Andy:Yeah Pippa? Pippa:I love you Andy:You do? Pippa:Blair told to play hard to get but I just love you sooo much! Andy:I love you too! (They kiss then start watching TV.) Scene 13:Airplane:All Andy:Mom, Bev:Yes Andy Andy:Pippa and I love each other Bev(to Pippa) idn't I tell you you'd reel him in! Scene14:Home Bev:Back home again. Pippa:Back hoem your right. Bev:That's right you little newlyloved! I want you to tell me everything you think you need to tell me because I want to name my first grandchild!I'd name her Staphanie! Pippa:Yes Beverly Ann you could do that. Opening theme description: The famous pink backgroud will be gone.It's be replaced by a family portrait of the 7 then the famous "The Facts of Life" logo comes on the screen like it always did then the camara close-ups Bev and then show clips of her then a picture of her smiling with her name under it.It'll go that way till the end wear they will have the portarit breaking then then the gang appears on the screen as the family portrait. The closing features all the clips from that episode and a new theme for the closing...the season2-6 theme! Thank you for reading and please reply with your ideas if you iked reply if you dodn't like it reply because this board is a very very very graey place! Signed you favorite senior member, JT ------------------ All:Ahhhhh Mrs. Garret: girls there's nothing to worry about. Nancy:MIS-SUS GAR-RET! Blair:I just got another one of my BRILLIANT ideas! Joon't yell Blair it's a lonely place up there. Tootie:I just got the highest girls score. Blair:Well it couldn't be little old me it couldn't be me. Tootie:Yur right Blair it isn't you! From the simpsons: Announceriners everywhere are going on strike saying chants like... Florence Jean Castleburry:Kiss Mah Grits. Prof.:That stuff can blow up. Mary:My dishes Ging:My jewlery Skip:My nails Howell:My golf balls Miss.H:My goodness!

06-04-2001, 06:57 PM	#2
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	Good fanfic! ------------------ Andrew Carden

06-04-2001, 07:12 PM	#3
JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,223	Thank You Andy!

06-05-2001, 09:39 PM	#4
NancyJoJinny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 04, 2001 Location: Nancy Land, NJ. Posts: 989	It was VERY good, i couldnt help noticing you mentioned Frank Sinatra? My grandmother Knew him, she saw him many times. Blah blah blah, great story! ------------------ On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?! CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober. Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea. Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate. Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in! Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness. Jinny: Youre damn right. Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home! Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us? ~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~ The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.