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JT · 06-05-2001, 04:03 PM

Note-I will start a series on 1989 episodes the season opener was "California Here We Come" the second episode will be called:
The Facts of the Fifites:
Synopsis:While Going to NYC Bev and the gang go through a loophole bringing them to famous familiar Fifties locales.
Cast:
Cloris Leachman.........Beverly Ann Stickle
Lisa Welchel............Headmistress Blair Warner
Nancy McKeon............Jo Bonner
Mindy Cohn..............Natalie Green
Kim Fields..............Tootie Ramsey
MacKenzie Astin.........Andy Moffet
Sherrie Krenn...........Pippa McKenna
Scene 1:The Winnebago:All on screen.
Bev:I'm going to Louisiana to see my Susiana
singing Pollywalla doodle all day
Ohh A grasshopper sitting on a railroad track sing Pollywalla doodle all day A pickin his teeth with a carpet tack singing Pollywalla doodle all day Pollywill pollywill pollwill my ferry friend for I'm going to Louisiana to see my Susiana singing pollywalla doodle all daaaaaaaaay.C'mon everybody get in the spirit!
Tootie:Beverly Ann you woke us up at 4:00 in the morning it's only 6 right now I don't think you know where your going and you are singing ole' time jingles and you expect me to get in the spirit?
Bev:C'mon lighten up everybody! We're going to New York!For the weekend!
Jo:We know we know
Bev:Then be cheer.
Pippa:Hey Bev do you know where you ARE going?
Bev:Well no.
Nat

on't worry the oil spills will leave us a trail!
Blair:Hey everybody do you all see what's a head it's rest stop good because I need to go to the little girls' room.
Bev:Ok I'll pull over.
Scene 2:Rest stop:Pippa and a Biker on screen
(They are waiting for the microwave so they could heat up breakfast buritos Pip's in front)
Old Guy:My name is Flesh what's yours?
Pippa:I have no name I'm not talking to you!
Flesh:Sor-ry
(The next aisle:Jo and Blair)
Blair:These people are putting cavier and pork rynes on the same aisle?I deteste looking at pork rynes!
Jo:Then don't look at them!Anyway eating pork by far more normal than eating fish eggs!
Blair:These are the best imported from France fish eggs and they sell them next to PORK RYNES?
Jo:Can you please lay off on the Pork Rynes????????
Blair:Forget them.
(Natalie and Tootie by drink cooler machine)
Tootie(singing):I want Sprite I want Pepsi I want Coke I want a bibg bag that says Hefty!
Natalie:Yeah your right I think Beverly Ann's little wastebasket won't fit all this junk and can you pleasae cut the singing?
Scene 3:The Winni:All on screen
Blair:What's that a head it looks like some kind of spiral.
Bev:I don't know, Blair.
(Screen goes dark as they drive through it)
Scene 4:77 Sunset Strip:All on screen
Bev:What does that say?
Tootie:It says 77 Sunset Strip.
Blair:Where are we?
Bev:We will need to split up because we need help!
Nat and Tootie you go together Blair and Jo you go together and Pippa Andy you come with me.
Scene 5:Nat and Tootie:Unknown place:
Tootie:Oh it's could(claps hands)
Nat:Wow where are we know?
Tootie:All I did was clap my hands and the scenery changes!
Nat:Let's go to that house for some help
Scene6:Connecticut House:
::Knock Knock::
Lucy Ricardo:Yes can I help you?
Nat:Yes my name is Natalie and this is my best friend Tootie and we're lost can you tell us where we are?
Lucy:Sure you little darlings must be cold.Come in.Ethyl!Ethyl!
Ethyl:Yes?
Lucy:These girls that need some hot cocoa get some quick.
Lucy:By the way your in Connecticut.My name is Lucy Ricardo and that's my best friend Ethyl Mertz.
Nat:Have I seen you before?
Lucy:I don't know I did do a very famous commerical you never know.
Ehtyl:Lucy can I talk to you in the kitchen please?
Lucy:Sure Ethyl
In Kitchen
Ethyl:I think they are aliens look at what they are wearing.
Lucy:Now Ethyl where would you get a idea lke that one?
Ethyl:I have been watching the Twilight Zone.
In Living Room
Nat:Tootie why does this look like this?
Tootie:Because it's a house.
Nat

id you see what Ms. Ricardo and Ms. Mertz were wearing?
Tootie:Yeah I like they're dresses.
In Kitchen
Lucy:Ethyl your right I saw that same episode with Ricky!
All in the Living Room:
Lucy:Hey we know what you are so hit the road or we're calling the police
Ethyl:Yeah tell 'em Lucy.
Nat:You know what we were just leaving!
Scene6:Jo and Blair:Unknown Place:
Jo:Blair where are we?
Blair:I don't know but there's a house.
::Knock Knock::
Beaver:Who is it?
Blair:Blair and we're lost!
Beaver:Mom there are some girls out there who claim to be a Natalie!
June:Can I help you girls
(Door know open)
Ward:Oh you girls what hapenned to you?(Noticed Tootie's ripped style pants)
Tootie:Nothing don't try to cover it up we are hear to help you-Are you-Beaver go to your room!
Ward:Are you what I think you are?
Jo:No and if you do I'll be puching you in the nose!
June:Call the police Ward she just threatened you!
Jo:No lady.
June:That's Mrs. Cleaver to you!Ward do something!
Ward:I am I am June I am
Jo:We are We are out of hear!
June:She just mocked you!
Scene7:Bev,Andy,Pippa:Unknown Place:
Pippa:Hey Beverly there's a House!
Andy:Yeah Mom!
Bev:I'm so tired of walking!
:Knock Knock:
Peter:May I help you ?
Bev:Yes you may I am lost Our car broke down also
Peter:Hold on mam I go get Mr. Gregg
Mr. Gregg! Mr. Gregg Mr. Gregg!
Bentley Gregg:Yes Peter? Oh Kellie what happened to you why do look like that?
Pippa:My name is Pippa!
Kellie:Yes Uncle Bentley did you call me?
Bentley:No Kellie but maybe you could help me.Do you know this girl?
Kellie:Never met her before.
Bev:My car broke down by a place called 77 Sunset Strip I was wondering if you could help us.
Bentley:I still don't know who you are!
Bev:Can you help us in anyway?
Bentley:No good bye(Shuts door in her face)
Bev:So much for that.
Scene8:New York:Nat and Toot
Nat

o you have enough money for the bus?
Tootie:Sure.
Ralph Kramden:Hello are you getting on Miss?
Nat:Yes sir.
Tootie:Me too.
Ralph:Step on Ladies.
Tootie:Thank you sir.
(They relize they are the only ones on the bus)
Ralph

id you see What's My Line? last night?
Nat:Nooo but we saw "Family Ties's" last episode.
Ralph:What's Family Ties?
Nat:What's What's My Line?
Tootie:It's that game show Natalie.
(Hits Natalie as she thinks she knows what happened)
Tootie:Can I talk to you right quick?
Nat:Sure.
Tootie:We went back in time!
Nat:We did not!
Tootie:How do you explain "What's My Line"?
"What's Family Ties" and Ms. Ricardo's dress?
Nat:Family Ties is a TV Show
Ralph:Never heard of it.My Favorie show is that "I Got a Secret" show.
Nat:Oh (To Tootie)Yur right!
Scene9:Unknown:Blair and Jo:
Jo:Look it's a college maybe we can get some 411 there!
Thalia Menniger:Hi my name is Thalia who are you?
Jo:I'm Jo
Thalia:Stop being a fuddy duddy you aren't a guy.
Jo:It's short for Joanne.
Thalia:Oh
Blair:And I'm Blair Warner part owner of Warner Textile Mills.
Thalia:Maynard Poopsie! come quick these girls need some help.
Dobie Gillis

on't call me That what cam I elp you girls with?
Jo:I need to know how to get to a hotel.
Dobie:Ok you go down there and you'll be there.
Maynard:Help blond chick let's go swinging sometime.
Blair:I could do better.
Scene10:The Winnebago:All
Bev:Hit it Blair.
Tootie:We're going home!

Guest Starring
Lucille Ball..........Lucy Ricardo
Suzanne Somers........Ethyl Mertz
Barbara Billingley....June Cleaver
Tony Danza............Ward Cleaver
Benji Gregory.........Beaver Cleaver
John Forsythe.........Bentley Gregg
Sammie Tong(if alive).Peter
Chris Farley..........Ralph Kramden
Tuesday Weld..........Thalia Menniger
Dwayne Hickman........Dobie Gillis
Bob Denver............Maynard G. Krebbs

Written Thought of and Collected by,
JT

[This message has been edited by JT (edited 06-10-2001).]

06-05-2001, 04:03 PM	#1
JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,223	The Facts of the Fifties (Fan Fic) Note-I will start a series on 1989 episodes the season opener was "California Here We Come" the second episode will be called: The Facts of the Fifites: Synopsis:While Going to NYC Bev and the gang go through a loophole bringing them to famous familiar Fifties locales. Cast: Cloris Leachman.........Beverly Ann Stickle Lisa Welchel............Headmistress Blair Warner Nancy McKeon............Jo Bonner Mindy Cohn..............Natalie Green Kim Fields..............Tootie Ramsey MacKenzie Astin.........Andy Moffet Sherrie Krenn...........Pippa McKenna Scene 1:The Winnebago:All on screen. Bev:I'm going to Louisiana to see my Susiana singing Pollywalla doodle all day Ohh A grasshopper sitting on a railroad track sing Pollywalla doodle all day A pickin his teeth with a carpet tack singing Pollywalla doodle all day Pollywill pollywill pollwill my ferry friend for I'm going to Louisiana to see my Susiana singing pollywalla doodle all daaaaaaaaay.C'mon everybody get in the spirit! Tootie:Beverly Ann you woke us up at 4:00 in the morning it's only 6 right now I don't think you know where your going and you are singing ole' time jingles and you expect me to get in the spirit? Bev:C'mon lighten up everybody! We're going to New York!For the weekend! Jo:We know we know Bev:Then be cheer. Pippa:Hey Bev do you know where you ARE going? Bev:Well no. Nat on't worry the oil spills will leave us a trail! Blair:Hey everybody do you all see what's a head it's rest stop good because I need to go to the little girls' room. Bev:Ok I'll pull over. Scene 2:Rest stop:Pippa and a Biker on screen (They are waiting for the microwave so they could heat up breakfast buritos Pip's in front) Old Guy:My name is Flesh what's yours? Pippa:I have no name I'm not talking to you! Flesh:Sor-ry (The next aisle:Jo and Blair) Blair:These people are putting cavier and pork rynes on the same aisle?I deteste looking at pork rynes! Jo:Then don't look at them!Anyway eating pork by far more normal than eating fish eggs! Blair:These are the best imported from France fish eggs and they sell them next to PORK RYNES? Jo:Can you please lay off on the Pork Rynes???????? Blair:Forget them. (Natalie and Tootie by drink cooler machine) Tootie(singing):I want Sprite I want Pepsi I want Coke I want a bibg bag that says Hefty! Natalie:Yeah your right I think Beverly Ann's little wastebasket won't fit all this junk and can you pleasae cut the singing? Scene 3:The Winni:All on screen Blair:What's that a head it looks like some kind of spiral. Bev:I don't know, Blair. (Screen goes dark as they drive through it) Scene 4:77 Sunset Strip:All on screen Bev:What does that say? Tootie:It says 77 Sunset Strip. Blair:Where are we? Bev:We will need to split up because we need help! Nat and Tootie you go together Blair and Jo you go together and Pippa Andy you come with me. Scene 5:Nat and Tootie:Unknown place: Tootie:Oh it's could(claps hands) Nat:Wow where are we know? Tootie:All I did was clap my hands and the scenery changes! Nat:Let's go to that house for some help Scene6:Connecticut House: ::Knock Knock:: Lucy Ricardo:Yes can I help you? Nat:Yes my name is Natalie and this is my best friend Tootie and we're lost can you tell us where we are? Lucy:Sure you little darlings must be cold.Come in.Ethyl!Ethyl! Ethyl:Yes? Lucy:These girls that need some hot cocoa get some quick. Lucy:By the way your in Connecticut.My name is Lucy Ricardo and that's my best friend Ethyl Mertz. Nat:Have I seen you before? Lucy:I don't know I did do a very famous commerical you never know. Ehtyl:Lucy can I talk to you in the kitchen please? Lucy:Sure Ethyl In Kitchen Ethyl:I think they are aliens look at what they are wearing. Lucy:Now Ethyl where would you get a idea lke that one? Ethyl:I have been watching the Twilight Zone. In Living Room Nat:Tootie why does this look like this? Tootie:Because it's a house. Nat id you see what Ms. Ricardo and Ms. Mertz were wearing? Tootie:Yeah I like they're dresses. In Kitchen Lucy:Ethyl your right I saw that same episode with Ricky! All in the Living Room: Lucy:Hey we know what you are so hit the road or we're calling the police Ethyl:Yeah tell 'em Lucy. Nat:You know what we were just leaving! Scene6:Jo and Blair:Unknown Place: Jo:Blair where are we? Blair:I don't know but there's a house. ::Knock Knock:: Beaver:Who is it? Blair:Blair and we're lost! Beaver:Mom there are some girls out there who claim to be a Natalie! June:Can I help you girls (Door know open) Ward:Oh you girls what hapenned to you?(Noticed Tootie's ripped style pants) Tootie:Nothing don't try to cover it up we are hear to help you-Are you-Beaver go to your room! Ward:Are you what I think you are? Jo:No and if you do I'll be puching you in the nose! June:Call the police Ward she just threatened you! Jo:No lady. June:That's Mrs. Cleaver to you!Ward do something! Ward:I am I am June I am Jo:We are We are out of hear! June:She just mocked you! Scene7:Bev,Andy,Pippa:Unknown Place: Pippa:Hey Beverly there's a House! Andy:Yeah Mom! Bev:I'm so tired of walking! :Knock Knock: Peter:May I help you ? Bev:Yes you may I am lost Our car broke down also Peter:Hold on mam I go get Mr. Gregg Mr. Gregg! Mr. Gregg Mr. Gregg! Bentley Gregg:Yes Peter? Oh Kellie what happened to you why do look like that? Pippa:My name is Pippa! Kellie:Yes Uncle Bentley did you call me? Bentley:No Kellie but maybe you could help me.Do you know this girl? Kellie:Never met her before. Bev:My car broke down by a place called 77 Sunset Strip I was wondering if you could help us. Bentley:I still don't know who you are! Bev:Can you help us in anyway? Bentley:No good bye(Shuts door in her face) Bev:So much for that. Scene8:New York:Nat and Toot Nat o you have enough money for the bus? Tootie:Sure. Ralph Kramden:Hello are you getting on Miss? Nat:Yes sir. Tootie:Me too. Ralph:Step on Ladies. Tootie:Thank you sir. (They relize they are the only ones on the bus) Ralph id you see What's My Line? last night? Nat:Nooo but we saw "Family Ties's" last episode. Ralph:What's Family Ties? Nat:What's What's My Line? Tootie:It's that game show Natalie. (Hits Natalie as she thinks she knows what happened) Tootie:Can I talk to you right quick? Nat:Sure. Tootie:We went back in time! Nat:We did not! Tootie:How do you explain "What's My Line"? "What's Family Ties" and Ms. Ricardo's dress? Nat:Family Ties is a TV Show Ralph:Never heard of it.My Favorie show is that "I Got a Secret" show. Nat:Oh (To Tootie)Yur right! Scene9:Unknown:Blair and Jo: Jo:Look it's a college maybe we can get some 411 there! Thalia Menniger:Hi my name is Thalia who are you? Jo:I'm Jo Thalia:Stop being a fuddy duddy you aren't a guy. Jo:It's short for Joanne. Thalia:Oh Blair:And I'm Blair Warner part owner of Warner Textile Mills. Thalia:Maynard Poopsie! come quick these girls need some help. Dobie Gillis on't call me That what cam I elp you girls with? Jo:I need to know how to get to a hotel. Dobie:Ok you go down there and you'll be there. Maynard:Help blond chick let's go swinging sometime. Blair:I could do better. Scene10:The Winnebago:All Bev:Hit it Blair. Tootie:We're going home! Guest Starring Lucille Ball..........Lucy Ricardo Suzanne Somers........Ethyl Mertz Barbara Billingley....June Cleaver Tony Danza............Ward Cleaver Benji Gregory.........Beaver Cleaver John Forsythe.........Bentley Gregg Sammie Tong(if alive).Peter Chris Farley..........Ralph Kramden Tuesday Weld..........Thalia Menniger Dwayne Hickman........Dobie Gillis Bob Denver............Maynard G. Krebbs Written Thought of and Collected by, JT [This message has been edited by JT (edited 06-10-2001).]