The Facts of The Other's Lives (Fan Fiction) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

JT · 06-03-2001, 10:10 PM

NOTE-THIS IS A RENUION IDEA-NOTE
Synopsys:The girls all return to NYC to see Tootie get her first Oscar.Then they all have a arguement saying that they each live harder lives than the others.Then Blair has a brilliant idea.She dicides that her and Jo should switch lives and Natalie and Tootie should do the same thing They then realize that they were better off being themselves.
Cast:
Lisa Welchel...........Blair Warner Nancy McKeon...........Jo Bonner
Kim Fields.............Tootie Williams Mindy Cohn.............Natalie Robinson Sherrie Austin.........Pippa Stickle MacKenzie Astin........Andy Stickle Charlotte Rae..........Edna Garret
Cloris Leachman........Beverly Ann Stickle
Todd Hallowell.........Jeff Williams
Scott Bryce............Rick Bonner
Mary-Kate Olson........Laverne Warner
Ashley Olson...........Sophia Warner
Emily Hart...Stephanie Stickle
Steve Martin...........Himself
Jonathon Lipnicki......Gary Robinson
Alexa Vega.............Rhoda Bonner
Scene 1:Statue of Liberty
Steve Martin:And the winner is... Tootie Williams!
Tootie(on stage now):Oh I would like to thank my wonderful husband Jeff.I would like to thank God and my second family who are all here:Edna Garret,Jo Bonner,Natalie Robinson,Blair Warner, and Andy,Pippa, and Beverly Ann Stickle!
Scene 2:The House.
Pippa:Thank you for including us Tootie.
Tootie:Oh it's true your the one who encuraged me to go to Hollywood.
Pippa:Well I'm glad it was you.
Scene 3: Over Our Heads
Jo(yelling at Blair):You think you have it hard?Please Miss America take a walk in my life.
Blair:Well all I said was I would rather live your life because you have a very easy life.
Jo:Blair you tell me how to be Joanne Marie Polnczeaik Bonner wife of Rick mother of Rhoda who is also 36.Your life is a walk in the park.
Blair:You tell me how to be Blair Warner wife of a cheater adoptive mother of Laverne AND Sophia!Then you can wish for my life.
Natalie:Tootie they sure can rumble.
Tootie:Yeah it wouldn't be hard for me to now you have the good life.
Nat:Hold on Tootie you don't know how it is in my life so you have by far the better one.
Toot:Oh no your not an actress you don't know how it is in show business.
Nat:No I am just a struggling writer who has nothing amounted to herself that's what I am because my life is hard.Tootie after Snake left me for some broad it was hard trying to make ends meet for Gary amd myself so don't you dare tell me my life is easy.(They all start yelling at each other)
Scene 4:Girl's Bedroom
Laverne:Hey Rhoda your mom sure is annoying you sure she didn't go to Bates?
Rhoda:Look you little brat don't you talk about my mom.My mom is way better than your little snot.
Sophia

on't talk about my mother at leats she has a job.
Rhoda:My mom works as the stockbroker to many people.
Laverne:Ours run a school.
Stephanie:Listen y'all need to stop talking about people you don't know.The way I here it you mothers were very good mates.
Laverne,Sophia,Rhoda:Shut up Doctor Laura
Stephanie:I never said nothing.
Gary:Look girls this is where our mothers stayed in this actual bedroom.
Laverne:Nobody's talking to you small fry.
Gary:You better be lucky your a girl.
Scene 5:Over Our Heads:
Blair:Hi Ms.Bonner.
Jo:Hi Ms.Warner.
Tootie:Hi Ms.Robinson
Nat:Hi Ms.Williams
Blair:I just had a brilliant idea.
Jo:What Blaih?
Blair:How about I go San Fransisco and you fill in for me at Eastland.
Jo:Well I am on vacation for the next month.
Nat:Yeah Tootie I'll go to L.A. and you can go to Tucson!
Jo:It could work
Tootie:Yeah I could work.
Andy(walking in):What could work?
Blair:I'm going to San Fransisco Jo's staying
here Nat's going to L.A. and Tootie's going to Tucson!
Scene 6:Living Room
Mrs. Garret:Ok I have the sleeping arrangements!
Here they are:
Laverne,Rhoda,Sophia and Gary you have the girls' old room.Jo and Rick and Tootie and Jeff I got two beds in Andy's old room.That means Laverne and Sophia you sleep in the same bed and Rhoda and Stephie you have to sleep in the same bed and Gary you have the
last bed.Andy and Pippa you are in my old room and Bev and I will have the guest room!
Pippa:Ok let's get to those places.
Scene 7:Airport.
Tootie:So Natalie that's 617 Eastdale Lane?
Nat:Yep
Tootie:By Jeff treat natalie right because she is my friend.
Jeff

on't worry honey!
Tootie:By C'mon Gar let's go home.
Gary:By Mom!
Announcer:Next flight to Los Angeles is now boarding at gate 17.
Jeff:That's us.
Nat:Yep Let's go.
Jo:Look Rick don't ever sleep in the same bed with her!
Rick:Joanne Marie Bonner you look jealous
Jo:Rick....shut up!
Bye Rhoda mommy will see you soon!!!
Rhoda:I'm like 12!
Blair:Rhoda we are going to have a good time.
Laverne:C'mon on Sophie I guess we have to go live with Billie Jean King.
Sophie:Seriously Laverne she's kinda cool.
Laverne:Oh come on!
Announcer:Next flight for San Fransisco boards in 10 minutes at gate 18.
Mrs.G:Well those are my girls leaving in different lives.
Scene 7:Jo's Golden Gate High rise Apt.
Rick:This is it
Blair:Oh it is so beautiful!
Rick:Thank you
Phone:Bring Bring
Rick:Yes?
Oh Jo's out of town.
Thank you.
Blaih:Well it's dark I'm going to bed...where is the bedroom?
Rick:Second door on the right of the hall behind the ha- I'll just bring you.
Rhoda can you bring your stuff to your room.
Scene 8:Nat's Southern Home
Gary:Tootie!
Tootie:Yes Gar
Gary:Can you tell me how my mom and you met?
Tootie:Sure.We were going to a school together and then we followed Mrs. Garret when Blair and Jo graduated.Then Blair bought Eastlandthen we went seperate ways.
Gary:Oh
Scene 9:Eastland School Auditorium:
Jo:Hello students for the next week I am going to be a fill-in for Miss Warner my name is Mrs. Bonner but you all can call me Jo.I do know this is now a co-ed school. And I know all the rules because Blaih told me them so don't try nothing funny.
Ashley:Um...Jo have you any experiance in principaling?
Jo:No but I will try.
Scene 10:Tootie's beautiful beachfront home in Santa Monica.
Nat:So Jeff Jeffy Jeff Jeff how's the work life you are still a Lawyer right?
Jeff:Sure is and I never lost a case.
Nat:Well way to go Perry Mason!
Scene 11:Jo's Home:
Blair:Good morning Rhoda how are you doing?
Rhoda?
Rhoda

on't talk to me Lor or what ever your name is.
Blair:It's Blair.
Rhoda:So what Blair Witch
Blair:Oh for being one of Mary Tyler Moore's friends you sure are un-purky
Rhoda: Shut up
Blair

To herself):Jo wasn't Lying.
Scene 12:Nat's Home
Tootie:Bye Gary have fun
Gary:Bye See you after school.
Later...
Tootie:Is something wrong?
Gary:I want my daddy.
Tootie:Oh my
Gary:You can't help My mom can't help so leave me alone.
Scene 13:Blair's School
Ms. Devine:Jo you have to make this descision
now!
Jo:I will if I say I will!
Ms.D:You know the PTC voted on something
Jo:Yeah what?
Ms.D:They want you to leave the school and for Blair to come back.
Jo:Well you know what it's Friday so you'll get your wish!
Scene 14:Tootie's Home
Jeff:Can you stop acting like that?
Nat:Like what?
Jeff:Like you are supposed to be Phyllis Diller or somebody.
Nat:I'm sorry but that's not who I am.
Jeff:Well stop acting like it. God knows I hate it when people act.
Nat. Sor-ry I'm very glad it's Friday
Scene 15:The House:
Blair:I'm sorry Jo
Jo:I'm sorry Blair
Tootie:I'm sorry Nat
Nat:I'm sorry Tootie.
Mrs.G:I think we are a team again!

Closing Theme Sung By Charlotte Ray and the Facts Girls:
Char:Ohh you take the good
Kim:You take the bad
Both:The facts of life
Lisa:When the world is never living to your dreams.
Nan:Take the facts of life they shone a lotta light
Mind:There's that place where you go it means it's time to show you know your growing!
All:You got the future in the palm of your hands all you gotta do is understand the facts of life was are and wiiiiilllll beeeeee alllllllll abooooouuuuuut youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

------------------
All:Ahhhhh
Mrs. Garret girls there's nothing to worry about.
Nancy:MIS-SUS GAR-RET!

Blair:I just got another one of my BRILLIANT ideas!
Jo

on't yell Blair it's a lonely place up there.

Tootie:I just got the highest girls score.
Blair:Well it couldn't be little old me it couldn't be me.
Tootie:Yur right Blair it isn't you!
From the simpsons:
Announcer

iners everywhere are going on strike saying chants like...
Florence Jean Castleburry:Kiss Mah Grits.

Prof.:That stuff can blow up.
Mary:My dishes
Ging:My jewlery
Skip:My nails
Howell:My golf balls
Miss.H:My goodness!

callmetootie · 06-03-2001, 10:21 PM

Extremly goofy, but funny!

------------------
Andrew Carden

Ryanmo97 · 06-03-2001, 11:23 PM

Intresting concept, good story, could have been a little longer, though. BTW, Loved the Dr. Laura refernce.

------------------
Check out the Internet's Number 1 Web Site dedicated to Fan Fiction for the TV Series "The Facts of Life"@
http://www.geocities.com/ryanmo97/FOLFF/FOLFF.html

NancyRox11 · 06-04-2001, 04:49 PM

Great story.

------------------
Jo: So things change. You're born, ya move on, ya die, that's life.
Tootie: They're so perfect for each other!
Jo: Yeah, she makes peoples sick and he cures them.
Blair: The moon was but a chin of gold a night or two ago. And now she turns her perfect face upon the world below. The Moon. Emily Dickinson.
Jo: It’s freezing. Jo Polniaczek

06-03-2001, 10:10 PM	#1
JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,223	The Facts of The Other's Lives (Fan Fiction) NOTE-THIS IS A RENUION IDEA-NOTE Synopsys:The girls all return to NYC to see Tootie get her first Oscar.Then they all have a arguement saying that they each live harder lives than the others.Then Blair has a brilliant idea.She dicides that her and Jo should switch lives and Natalie and Tootie should do the same thing They then realize that they were better off being themselves. Cast: Lisa Welchel...........Blair Warner Nancy McKeon...........Jo Bonner Kim Fields.............Tootie Williams Mindy Cohn.............Natalie Robinson Sherrie Austin.........Pippa Stickle MacKenzie Astin........Andy Stickle Charlotte Rae..........Edna Garret Cloris Leachman........Beverly Ann Stickle Todd Hallowell.........Jeff Williams Scott Bryce............Rick Bonner Mary-Kate Olson........Laverne Warner Ashley Olson...........Sophia Warner Emily Hart...Stephanie Stickle Steve Martin...........Himself Jonathon Lipnicki......Gary Robinson Alexa Vega.............Rhoda Bonner Scene 1:Statue of Liberty Steve Martin:And the winner is... Tootie Williams! Tootie(on stage now):Oh I would like to thank my wonderful husband Jeff.I would like to thank God and my second family who are all here:Edna Garret,Jo Bonner,Natalie Robinson,Blair Warner, and Andy,Pippa, and Beverly Ann Stickle! Scene 2:The House. Pippa:Thank you for including us Tootie. Tootie:Oh it's true your the one who encuraged me to go to Hollywood. Pippa:Well I'm glad it was you. Scene 3: Over Our Heads Jo(yelling at Blair):You think you have it hard?Please Miss America take a walk in my life. Blair:Well all I said was I would rather live your life because you have a very easy life. Jo:Blair you tell me how to be Joanne Marie Polnczeaik Bonner wife of Rick mother of Rhoda who is also 36.Your life is a walk in the park. Blair:You tell me how to be Blair Warner wife of a cheater adoptive mother of Laverne AND Sophia!Then you can wish for my life. Natalie:Tootie they sure can rumble. Tootie:Yeah it wouldn't be hard for me to now you have the good life. Nat:Hold on Tootie you don't know how it is in my life so you have by far the better one. Toot:Oh no your not an actress you don't know how it is in show business. Nat:No I am just a struggling writer who has nothing amounted to herself that's what I am because my life is hard.Tootie after Snake left me for some broad it was hard trying to make ends meet for Gary amd myself so don't you dare tell me my life is easy.(They all start yelling at each other) Scene 4:Girl's Bedroom Laverne:Hey Rhoda your mom sure is annoying you sure she didn't go to Bates? Rhoda:Look you little brat don't you talk about my mom.My mom is way better than your little snot. Sophia on't talk about my mother at leats she has a job. Rhoda:My mom works as the stockbroker to many people. Laverne:Ours run a school. Stephanie:Listen y'all need to stop talking about people you don't know.The way I here it you mothers were very good mates. Laverne,Sophia,Rhoda:Shut up Doctor Laura Stephanie:I never said nothing. Gary:Look girls this is where our mothers stayed in this actual bedroom. Laverne:Nobody's talking to you small fry. Gary:You better be lucky your a girl. Scene 5:Over Our Heads: Blair:Hi Ms.Bonner. Jo:Hi Ms.Warner. Tootie:Hi Ms.Robinson Nat:Hi Ms.Williams Blair:I just had a brilliant idea. Jo:What Blaih? Blair:How about I go San Fransisco and you fill in for me at Eastland. Jo:Well I am on vacation for the next month. Nat:Yeah Tootie I'll go to L.A. and you can go to Tucson! Jo:It could work Tootie:Yeah I could work. Andy(walking in):What could work? Blair:I'm going to San Fransisco Jo's staying here Nat's going to L.A. and Tootie's going to Tucson! Scene 6:Living Room Mrs. Garret:Ok I have the sleeping arrangements! Here they are: Laverne,Rhoda,Sophia and Gary you have the girls' old room.Jo and Rick and Tootie and Jeff I got two beds in Andy's old room.That means Laverne and Sophia you sleep in the same bed and Rhoda and Stephie you have to sleep in the same bed and Gary you have the last bed.Andy and Pippa you are in my old room and Bev and I will have the guest room! Pippa:Ok let's get to those places. Scene 7:Airport. Tootie:So Natalie that's 617 Eastdale Lane? Nat:Yep Tootie:By Jeff treat natalie right because she is my friend. Jeff on't worry honey! Tootie:By C'mon Gar let's go home. Gary:By Mom! Announcer:Next flight to Los Angeles is now boarding at gate 17. Jeff:That's us. Nat:Yep Let's go. Jo:Look Rick don't ever sleep in the same bed with her! Rick:Joanne Marie Bonner you look jealous Jo:Rick....shut up! Bye Rhoda mommy will see you soon!!! Rhoda:I'm like 12! Blair:Rhoda we are going to have a good time. Laverne:C'mon on Sophie I guess we have to go live with Billie Jean King. Sophie:Seriously Laverne she's kinda cool. Laverne:Oh come on! Announcer:Next flight for San Fransisco boards in 10 minutes at gate 18. Mrs.G:Well those are my girls leaving in different lives. Scene 7:Jo's Golden Gate High rise Apt. Rick:This is it Blair:Oh it is so beautiful! Rick:Thank you Phone:Bring Bring Rick:Yes? Oh Jo's out of town. Thank you. Blaih:Well it's dark I'm going to bed...where is the bedroom? Rick:Second door on the right of the hall behind the ha- I'll just bring you. Rhoda can you bring your stuff to your room. Scene 8:Nat's Southern Home Gary:Tootie! Tootie:Yes Gar Gary:Can you tell me how my mom and you met? Tootie:Sure.We were going to a school together and then we followed Mrs. Garret when Blair and Jo graduated.Then Blair bought Eastlandthen we went seperate ways. Gary:Oh Scene 9:Eastland School Auditorium: Jo:Hello students for the next week I am going to be a fill-in for Miss Warner my name is Mrs. Bonner but you all can call me Jo.I do know this is now a co-ed school. And I know all the rules because Blaih told me them so don't try nothing funny. Ashley:Um...Jo have you any experiance in principaling? Jo:No but I will try. Scene 10:Tootie's beautiful beachfront home in Santa Monica. Nat:So Jeff Jeffy Jeff Jeff how's the work life you are still a Lawyer right? Jeff:Sure is and I never lost a case. Nat:Well way to go Perry Mason! Scene 11:Jo's Home: Blair:Good morning Rhoda how are you doing? Rhoda? Rhoda on't talk to me Lor or what ever your name is. Blair:It's Blair. Rhoda:So what Blair Witch Blair:Oh for being one of Mary Tyler Moore's friends you sure are un-purky Rhoda: Shut up Blair To herself):Jo wasn't Lying. Scene 12:Nat's Home Tootie:Bye Gary have fun Gary:Bye See you after school. Later... Tootie:Is something wrong? Gary:I want my daddy. Tootie:Oh my Gary:You can't help My mom can't help so leave me alone. Scene 13:Blair's School Ms. Devine:Jo you have to make this descision now! Jo:I will if I say I will! Ms.D:You know the PTC voted on something Jo:Yeah what? Ms.D:They want you to leave the school and for Blair to come back. Jo:Well you know what it's Friday so you'll get your wish! Scene 14:Tootie's Home Jeff:Can you stop acting like that? Nat:Like what? Jeff:Like you are supposed to be Phyllis Diller or somebody. Nat:I'm sorry but that's not who I am. Jeff:Well stop acting like it. God knows I hate it when people act. Nat. Sor-ry I'm very glad it's Friday Scene 15:The House: Blair:I'm sorry Jo Jo:I'm sorry Blair Tootie:I'm sorry Nat Nat:I'm sorry Tootie. Mrs.G:I think we are a team again! Closing Theme Sung By Charlotte Ray and the Facts Girls: Char:Ohh you take the good Kim:You take the bad Both:The facts of life Lisa:When the world is never living to your dreams. Nan:Take the facts of life they shone a lotta light Mind:There's that place where you go it means it's time to show you know your growing! All:You got the future in the palm of your hands all you gotta do is understand the facts of life was are and wiiiiilllll beeeeee alllllllll abooooouuuuuut youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! ------------------ All:Ahhhhh Mrs. Garret girls there's nothing to worry about. Nancy:MIS-SUS GAR-RET! Blair:I just got another one of my BRILLIANT ideas! Joon't yell Blair it's a lonely place up there. Tootie:I just got the highest girls score. Blair:Well it couldn't be little old me it couldn't be me. Tootie:Yur right Blair it isn't you! From the simpsons: Announceriners everywhere are going on strike saying chants like... Florence Jean Castleburry:Kiss Mah Grits. Prof.:That stuff can blow up. Mary:My dishes Ging:My jewlery Skip:My nails Howell:My golf balls Miss.H:My goodness!

06-03-2001, 10:21 PM	#2
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	Extremly goofy, but funny! ------------------ Andrew Carden

06-03-2001, 11:23 PM	#3
Ryanmo97 Me & Lisa Whelchel! Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 15, 2001 Location: Maple City, MI Posts: 295	Intresting concept, good story, could have been a little longer, though. BTW, Loved the Dr. Laura refernce. ------------------ Check out the Internet's Number 1 Web Site dedicated to Fan Fiction for the TV Series "The Facts of Life"@ http://www.geocities.com/ryanmo97/FOLFF/FOLFF.html

06-04-2001, 04:49 PM	#4
NancyRox11 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 27, 2001 Location: Novi, Mi. Posts: 171	Great story. ------------------ Jo: So things change. You're born, ya move on, ya die, that's life. Tootie: They're so perfect for each other! Jo: Yeah, she makes peoples sick and he cures them. Blair: The moon was but a chin of gold a night or two ago. And now she turns her perfect face upon the world below. The Moon. Emily Dickinson. Jo: It’s freezing. Jo Polniaczek