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OH Nuts! · 09-19-2007, 12:21 AM

Here's a fun game I've seen on other boards (Betwitched, Taxi--to name a few).
The titles usually play off something unlikely to happen, or reflect the opposite of what you're likely to see a character do, etc. I'll start off with

Harriet Wrecks The Roast

Wally The Philanthropist

Harriet's Wrinkled Ensemble

Joe Randolph Goes Vegetarian!

Clara The Diction Coach

Jude The Obscure · 05-18-2008, 01:01 AM

Ozzie Gets a Job!

Thorny forces Katherine to go public

Ozzie and Harriet Get Counseling

David Sings!

Ricky hates his female fans

Ozzie's Passion for Rocky Road

Harriet's New Bikini

Dave and Ricky try Swinging

Dave Cusses out his boss

Rick gets a thesarus

OH Nuts! · 05-18-2008, 08:20 AM

Ricky Doesn't Mess Around Boy (Part I)

Ricky Doesn't Mess Around Boy! Oh Yeah? YEAH! Oh Yeah? YEAH!!! (Part II)

The Store Clerk, The Handy Dandy Mix and The Higher Mathematics Caper (Retitle Reject - The Pancake Mix)

Ricky's "Walkin" On "Skins" (Retitle Reject - Rick The Drummer)

Professor Paterson's 87 Page Homework Assignment (Retitle Reject -The Fraternity Rents A Room)

Driving All Over Town To Get Tutti-Fruitti Down (Retitle Reject - Tutti Fruitti Ice Cream)

Wally's 47 Scoop 3 Banana Split Sundae (aka Gosh Jack That's Really All I Want I'm Not That Hungry)

The Mathematics Riddle Of The Century: 47 Cents Times Two (Retitle Reject -The Pancake Mix)

You Too Can Cure Malaria And The Croup With Listerine (special episode with Sponsor Executives)

Fifi's Egg Rattles Wally: Makes His Folly Not Too Jolly (Retitle Reject - Wally's Traffic Ticket)

Harriet's Pressed Dress And Mrs. Cleaver's Pearls Elope (also aired on Leave It The Beaver)

June's "Pleadings" Win The Case for Pineapples Galore! (Retitle Reject - Trip Trap)

The Jalopy's Not Sloppy And Doesn't Lose Face In The Hod Rod Race (Retitle Reject - Road Race)

Jude The Obscure · 05-19-2008, 12:50 AM

Wally Wins Student of the Year!

Ginger Gushes Over Wally's Romantic Ways

June Finds New Light in the Budget (reject title for A Lamp for June and Dave)

Wally's Uncle Leaves Him Millions

Kris is a Dancing Klutz

Two Geezers Hoof it Up with Young Chicks (reject title for The Dancing Lesson)

Goldilocks · 03-12-2009, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OH Nuts!

Harriet's Wrinkled Ensemble

!

Harriet and that perfect white apron of her's!

Here's a few other titles:

Wally Treats The Nelsons to Dinner
Kris Couldn't Care Less How Many Women Flirt With Rick
Miss Edwards Makes A Mistake On A Legal Document
Harriet Shops for Bluejeans
The Fraternity Stops Wearing Sweaters

Jude The Obscure · 03-12-2009, 10:59 PM

Wow--what an old thread

Dave seduces Miss Edwards

Clara makes a pass at Ozzie

Joe pays for Ozzie's malt shop tab

Harriet Refuses to do Volunteer Work

David becomes a singing teen idol

Rick becomes a motorcycle rebel

Ozzie, Joe, Darby and Doc all become Speedo models

OH Nuts! · 03-13-2009, 12:22 AM

Wally Joins Phi Betta Kappa

Doc Williams Rogaine Experiment

Ginger Snaps

June Bugs (aka "I WANNA Go To Hawaii Dave!)

Mr. Kelley Turns To Jelly! (retitle for Losing Miss Edwards)

Wally The Dodo Really Did See An Ostrich! (retitle for Wally's Traffic Ticket)

Dusty's Fan · 03-13-2009, 07:26 AM

Don't Eat The Rice Swept Off The Floor (retitle for Rick and the Maid of Honor)

Every Rose Has Its Thorny

Ozzie Gets A Boner You Could Dock A Boat To (retitle for A Cruise for Harriet)

Janine the Dream · 03-13-2009, 10:29 AM

Some more fun titles for your consideration:

June Beats up Kris.
Oz Indicted for tax Evasion
Harriet's Date with Herb Dunkel
Dave Becomes a Sperm Donor
June and Kris Compete for Best Butt
Doc Williams Drunken Stupor
Wally Models Relaxed Fit Pants
Ginger Makes Advances Toward Darby
The Brawl at the Malt Shop
The Fraternity House Explodes
Dobson and Kelly Fined for Money Laundering
Rick Beats Up His Inlaws
Harriet Refuses to Cook
Ozzie Reports Joe Randolph for Tax Evasion

Jude The Obscure · 03-13-2009, 02:22 PM

man, those are funny!!!!!

Janine the Dream · 03-13-2009, 03:53 PM

Of course the best subject for a show would be:

Ozzie Visits the Unemployment Office.

OH Nuts! · 03-14-2009, 01:59 PM

Sloppy Jalopy and Keen Teen Machine Dead Heat (retitled ep for "Road Race")

Fatso's Girl Temper Unfurls! (retitled ep for "Chris Pays Cupid")

Water Main Break at Jack's (aka Ginger Tells Wally To "Chill Out" retitled ep for "Chris and The Queen")

This Pizza Sez There's An Anchovy in Your Future (retitled ep for "Ricky's Dinner Guest.")

Dan Tullis · 05-04-2009, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jude The Obscure

Ozzie Gets a Job!

Thorny forces Katherine to go public

Ozzie and Harriet Get Counseling

David Sings!

David DID sing on at least 2 eps - he sings a verse of "Cindy" on "Rick's Riding Lesson", and "Ricky Nelson Had a Date" on "Who is Betty?". David taught Rick his first chords on the guitar. A friend of mine insists to this day there was an ep where David sang a song that was introduced as his first record, but I've never seen this. Maybe it is one of the "lost" episodes?

OH Nuts! · 05-07-2009, 06:51 AM

Wally Picks Up The Tab

Tuesday's Crashes and Tuesday's Crushes (aka retitle reject for Rick Gets Even which stars a young Tuesday Weld)

This Pin Has Seen The Sights From Many Heights (aka retitle reject for Fraternity Pin)

"Underdog" Professor (aka retitle reject for The Fraternity Rents A Room)

Thorny's and Ozzie's Slumber Party (aka retitle reject for The Pajama Game)

Groovy "Granpas" Flip Hip Out (aka Ozzie A Go Go)

Fatso's Date With A Frying Pan! (aka Ginger Snaps - retitle rejects for Kris Plays Cupid)

OH Nuts! · 05-26-2021, 03:40 PM

Dean Hopkins “Peeping Tom”: The Blue Moose. (Alt title “TheSecret Passage”)

Wally’s Secret Passage….To Disaster! (same ep)

09-19-2007, 12:21 AM	#1
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Rejected Titles for Adv. of O&H Here's a fun game I've seen on other boards (Betwitched, Taxi--to name a few). The titles usually play off something unlikely to happen, or reflect the opposite of what you're likely to see a character do, etc. I'll start off with Harriet Wrecks The Roast Wally The Philanthropist Harriet's Wrinkled Ensemble Joe Randolph Goes Vegetarian! Clara The Diction Coach

05-18-2008, 08:20 AM	#3
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Ricky Doesn't Mess Around Boy (Part I) Ricky Doesn't Mess Around Boy! Oh Yeah? YEAH! Oh Yeah? YEAH!!! (Part II) The Store Clerk, The Handy Dandy Mix and The Higher Mathematics Caper (Retitle Reject - The Pancake Mix) Ricky's "Walkin" On "Skins" (Retitle Reject - Rick The Drummer) Professor Paterson's 87 Page Homework Assignment (Retitle Reject -The Fraternity Rents A Room) Driving All Over Town To Get Tutti-Fruitti Down (Retitle Reject - Tutti Fruitti Ice Cream) Wally's 47 Scoop 3 Banana Split Sundae (aka Gosh Jack That's Really All I Want I'm Not That Hungry) The Mathematics Riddle Of The Century: 47 Cents Times Two (Retitle Reject -The Pancake Mix) You Too Can Cure Malaria And The Croup With Listerine (special episode with Sponsor Executives) Fifi's Egg Rattles Wally: Makes His Folly Not Too Jolly (Retitle Reject - Wally's Traffic Ticket) Harriet's Pressed Dress And Mrs. Cleaver's Pearls Elope (also aired on Leave It The Beaver) June's "Pleadings" Win The Case for Pineapples Galore! (Retitle Reject - Trip Trap) The Jalopy's Not Sloppy And Doesn't Lose Face In The Hod Rod Race (Retitle Reject - Road Race)
	Last edited by OH Nuts!; 05-19-2008 at 06:40 AM.

03-13-2009, 07:26 AM	#8
Dusty's Fan Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 13, 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,093	Don't Eat The Rice Swept Off The Floor (retitle for Rick and the Maid of Honor) Every Rose Has Its Thorny Ozzie Gets A Boner You Could Dock A Boat To (retitle for A Cruise for Harriet)
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03-14-2009, 01:59 PM	#12
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Sloppy Jalopy and Keen Teen Machine Dead Heat (retitled ep for "Road Race") Fatso's Girl Temper Unfurls! (retitled ep for "Chris Pays Cupid") Water Main Break at Jack's (aka Ginger Tells Wally To "Chill Out" retitled ep for "Chris and The Queen") This Pizza Sez There's An Anchovy in Your Future (retitled ep for "Ricky's Dinner Guest.")
	Last edited by OH Nuts!; 03-15-2009 at 09:40 AM.

05-18-2008, 01:01 AM	#2
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,519	Ozzie Gets a Job! Thorny forces Katherine to go public Ozzie and Harriet Get Counseling David Sings! Ricky hates his female fans Ozzie's Passion for Rocky Road Harriet's New Bikini Dave and Ricky try Swinging Dave Cusses out his boss Rick gets a thesarus

05-19-2008, 12:50 AM	#4
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,519	Wally Wins Student of the Year! Ginger Gushes Over Wally's Romantic Ways June Finds New Light in the Budget (reject title for A Lamp for June and Dave) Wally's Uncle Leaves Him Millions Kris is a Dancing Klutz Two Geezers Hoof it Up with Young Chicks (reject title for The Dancing Lesson)

03-12-2009, 10:59 PM	#6
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,519	Wow--what an old thread Dave seduces Miss Edwards Clara makes a pass at Ozzie Joe pays for Ozzie's malt shop tab Harriet Refuses to do Volunteer Work David becomes a singing teen idol Rick becomes a motorcycle rebel Ozzie, Joe, Darby and Doc all become Speedo models

03-13-2009, 12:22 AM	#7
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Wally Joins Phi Betta Kappa Doc Williams Rogaine Experiment Ginger Snaps June Bugs (aka "I WANNA Go To Hawaii Dave!) Mr. Kelley Turns To Jelly! (retitle for Losing Miss Edwards) Wally The Dodo Really Did See An Ostrich! (retitle for Wally's Traffic Ticket)

03-13-2009, 10:29 AM	#9
Janine the Dream Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 20, 2007 Location: Saddle Brook, NJ Posts: 642	Some more fun titles for your consideration: June Beats up Kris. Oz Indicted for tax Evasion Harriet's Date with Herb Dunkel Dave Becomes a Sperm Donor June and Kris Compete for Best Butt Doc Williams Drunken Stupor Wally Models Relaxed Fit Pants Ginger Makes Advances Toward Darby The Brawl at the Malt Shop The Fraternity House Explodes Dobson and Kelly Fined for Money Laundering Rick Beats Up His Inlaws Harriet Refuses to Cook Ozzie Reports Joe Randolph for Tax Evasion

03-13-2009, 02:22 PM	#10
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,519	man, those are funny!!!!!

03-13-2009, 03:53 PM	#11
Janine the Dream Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 20, 2007 Location: Saddle Brook, NJ Posts: 642	Of course the best subject for a show would be: Ozzie Visits the Unemployment Office.

05-07-2009, 06:51 AM	#14
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Wally Picks Up The Tab Tuesday's Crashes and Tuesday's Crushes (aka retitle reject for Rick Gets Even which stars a young Tuesday Weld) This Pin Has Seen The Sights From Many Heights (aka retitle reject for Fraternity Pin) "Underdog" Professor (aka retitle reject for The Fraternity Rents A Room) Thorny's and Ozzie's Slumber Party (aka retitle reject for The Pajama Game) Groovy "Granpas" Flip Hip Out (aka Ozzie A Go Go) Fatso's Date With A Frying Pan! (aka Ginger Snaps - retitle rejects for Kris Plays Cupid)

05-26-2021, 03:40 PM	#15
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Dean Hopkins “Peeping Tom”: The Blue Moose. (Alt title “TheSecret Passage”) Wally’s Secret Passage….To Disaster! (same ep)