"Oh Mother What A Big Mouth You Have" My New FanFic!!!

[callmetootie]

Season One

Guest Stars:
Greg Bradford as Steve
Gary Coleman as Arnold

"Oh Mother What A Big Mouth You Have"


[In the living room]

Tootie: Nat, what are you doing tonight?
Natalie: Well, Toot. Don't tell anyone else but, Steve asked me out on a date!
Tootie: That's great Tootie. I mean, you haven't been on a date really before!
Natalie: What do I wear?
Tootie: Wear clothes Nat. Unless you guys are planning on having "a G-O-O-D night"!
Natalie: I'm not that serious. I'm just serious about those arms! Those muscular muscles! It makes me want to drool!
Tootie: Well, don't start barking.
Natalie: And Toot, please don't tell anyone.
Tootie: Why not, everybody likes Steve.
Natalie: Well it seems kind of strange; a 13 year old girl dating an 18-year old boy.
Tootie: Whatever Natalie. Just don't go beserk over it.

[A knock at the door]
[Nancy answers it]
[It's Arnold!]

Nancy: Arnold! It's the cutie pie, how's my little cute cheeks doing?
Arnold: Go to your room, jump out the window, and don't come back!
Blair: Hello little Cutiepie! Give aunite Blair a big kiss!
Arnold: I'd rather kiss my fish Abraham!
Blair: You men are all alike!
Mrs. G: Arnold! How are you doing hon, what are you doing here?
Arnold: Well, I went to find my fish food for Abraham because his stomach started to growl. I looked in your room, and found this.
Mrs. G: My locket! I've been looking for this for years! Oh thankyou Arnold.
Tootie: Oh Hi Arnold, what are you doing here?
Arnold: Nothing, I'm gone!

[Arnold runs out the door veru quickly]
[Nancy On the phone with Roger]

Nancy: Oh Roger, but I really wanted to see that movie, and then maybe go out for dinner. And then maybe a little Dessert afterwards...
Mrs. G: Cool down Nancy!
Nancy: I'm sorry Roger I have to go. Bye-Bye!
Tootie: So, how's "loverboy Roger" doing?
Nancy: Go easedrop somewhere else Tootie!
Tootie: I need some hot gossip! I'm weak!

[Knock at the door]
[Tootie answers it]

Tootie: Hi, I'm Tootie. Who are you?
Woman: Excuse me, but I'm looking for Natalie Green.
Tootie: She's my best friend! You'll have to wait a second...she's in the john.
Woman: Thankyou.

[Natalie walks in]

Natalie: Mom?
Natalie's Mom: Oh Natalie, how r u doing?
Natalie: It's such a surprise, and such a strange time to visit. It's already 6:00 mom!
Natalie's Mom: Well, I just wanted to visit for the weekend.
Natalie: Well, I was planning on going out tonight.
Natalie's Mom: Oh, with your little friend Tootie over there?
Natalie: No mom, with a boy. I have a date.
Natalie's Mom: Your first date! That's so great honey! What's the young boy's name?
Natalie: Steve. He's a very tall, cute, strong, sexy...sorry mom!
Natalie's Mom: He must be some boy! Does he go to that little boy's school across the street..Bates?
Natalie: Mom, I can't keep this from you. Steve is the delivery boy, and he is 18 years old.
Natalie's Mom: What? Oh Natalie, I see what you're doing. Trying to fit in with boys 4 years older then you! Why Natalie, I thought I brought you up right!
Natalie: But Mom, I like Steve.
Natalie's Mom: Oh yeah, Steve The Sexy! I get it Natalie, and I don't like it. Nesxt thing ya know, you'll be going steady!
Natalie: Mom...we are.
Natalie's Mom: I'm going to kill that boy. What Am I saying? He's practically a man!

[Knock At The Door]
[Natalie's Mom answers it]

Natalie's Mom: Who are you?
Steve: I'm Steve, the Delivery Boy. I've got some Oranges, Fruit Bars...

[Natalie's Mom punches out Steve]
[Natalie walks in]

Natalie: Mom, what's wrong with you? I Hate You!

To Be Continued...

So, how do u like it?



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Andrew Carden

[Ryanmo97]

Fanastic! I would love to add this story to the Fan-Fiction sitem, when it's finished!

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