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Season 5:
[Tootie and Mrs. G walk into the store] Mrs. G: Oh Tootie, next time that you tell me to walk you to your audition and back, tell me how many miles it will take! Blair: How many miles did Tootie make u walk Mrs. G? Mrs.G: More then you can imagine! Natalie: Tootie, how did u do at your audition? Jo: Yeah, how'd ya do? Tootie: I was fine. I'm taking auditions for The Music Man! Jo: Tootie, The Music Man is on Broadway right now. How'd you get auditions? Tootie: Well, Mrs. G and me walked there. Natalie: Tootie, that's like 1 hour...by drive! Mrs. G: You can only imagine how I feel. Tootie: Well, I'll be getting a phone call from the director tomorrow. Mrs. G: I won't pick it up though Tootie, I couldn't walk 1 more inch. Blair: Would you walk an inch for one of my freshly baked anchovie crosscants? Mrs. G: I'll pass on that one Blair! Jo: Yeah, she could have accidently dropped one of her fake eye lashes in it! [In the bedroom at 9:00] Tootie: I don't know about you girls, but I'm hitting the sack. Natalie: Tootie, would you like an oreo? Blair: What the heck are you doing with oreos? Natalie: Eating them. Tootie: Don't talk about oreos anymore. Whenever we talk about oreos, Jo talks about how much they look like tires. Natalie: Anyone want Doritos? Tootie: Natalie, go to sleep. I want to get up early so I can dress for when the dircetor calls. Natalie: You have to dress to answer a phone call? Blair: That's how I do it! [Tootie turns off the lights] [Tootie starts dreaming] [Tootie dreams that she is seeing herself in a mirror with a broadway costume on] Tootie: Boy, if Diana Ross could see me now! Director: Hello Dorothy, you have to change your disco suit, to your teenage girl in the 1940's costume. And you better cut your hair a bit. We don't want you tripping over it. Hee-hee. Tootie: By the way, my name is Tootie. Director: Dorothy, have you been taking those nasty vitamins again? Remember, no vitamin is a good vitamin! [Tootie reads over her scripts] Tootie: What are they making me say here? Or is this the way that teenage girls in the 40's say that they want to kiss a boy??? Boy Performer: Hi there sweet pea, I'm Henry. Tootie: Excuse me? Boy Perfomer: I'm just kidding you, that's what it says in my scripts. I'm Derek. Tootie: Hi, I'm Tootie. Aren't we doing The Music Man for the musical? Derek: No, we are doing a play called Broadway Dreams. It's a mix of different Broadway plays. Tootie: Oh, I thought that I was supposed to be doing The Music Man. Derek: Remember, tommorrow night we are doing the performence, so be prepared. [The Performence Night] Tootie: I can't belive that I have to wear this dress. It's so unlike me! Derek: How do you think I feel? I don't get to wear anything. Tootie: What play are you being part of. Derek: ...Hair! Tootie: I'm doing Annie. Director: Dorothy, you're next. Tootie: Thanks...producer! Director: I'm a director! Tootie: Well I'm a Tootie [On stage] Tootie: Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I Love Ya Tomorrow.... [Tootie sees someone moving around in the aisles, and is distracted] [Tootie stops singing] Audience: What? [Tootie sees that the person has a gun] Tootie: He's got a gun!!! Help!!! [The guy takes out his gun and shoots one of the other perfomers] Tootie: Someone..HELP!!! [Tootie takes her shoe and throws it at the guy] [Tootie hears police sirens] [Tootie jumps into the audience, and breaks through the glass on the doors] [Tootie wakes up] Tootie: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't hurt me please...Mrs. G, Blair, Natalie, Jo??? Mrs. G: We're right here honey, you had a nightmare, it's 7:00 in the morning. Just i hour until you get your phone call. Tootie: I know that this is the last thig you'd think I'd say but, who cares? The End! ------------------ Andrew Carden |
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Does anyone like it?
------------------ Andrew Carden |
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*Mindanao Machiku*
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Location: Temporarily in Ok, permanent location ^ there!
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Yeah, I thought it was great! I just now read it today, because yesterday I got out of school and had 8th grade graduation with Courtney and Amy. I can't wait for you to write another story!
------------------ As we go on, we remember all the times we had together And as our lives change from whatever, we will still be friends forever! ~*Danielle*~ |
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