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callmetootie · 04-30-2001, 08:47 PM

September 6th, 1990

[Andy walks into the store]

Andy: Hey girls, just got back from my last swim at the pool. What's up?
Natalie: We're totally screwed. I don't see how we can have an end of summer sale.
Andy: Why?
Natalie: Well, we are out of dinosaur clocks and we are low on penquin erasers.
Blair: Maybe we should order some more inventory.
Natalie: I don't know, we may have to get rid of some stuff.
Andy: Well, I have other things on MY mind. I'm prepared and ready for Peekskill high. I just hope that they're ready for me.
Beverly Ann: I can't wait until my little Andy goes to high school. Ewe!

[In the living room]

Andy: Mom, can you turn on the Tv? Roseanne is gonna be on in 10 minutes!
Beverly Ann: Oh, I love that show! Is that the one with those 2 guys with black hair?
Andy: That's Perfect Strangers.
Beverly Ann: Now why do I always get those 2 mixed up?
Andy: I can't wait until tomorrow. I'll be going to a school with girls!
Blair: Weren't there girls at the middle school?
Andy: Not these kinds of girls. It's another species of chicks at high school!
Beverly Ann: Andy, it's on!
Andy: Mom, this is The Muppet Show!
Beverly Ann: Oh, I thought that that green guy was Roseanne for a minute. Or was that Big Bird?

[Beverly Ann dropping off Andy at high school]

Beverly Ann: Now, I packed your tunafish sandwich and tofu cheese in your backpack. Good Luck!
Andy: Bye Mom!
Andy: Ok, now I have to check out the class list.

[Andy looks at his class list]

Andy: Oh my, there's no one from my middle school in my class! And there's people with names like Biff! What kind of name is Biff?

[Someone talks behind him]

Biff: Is there something wrong with my name, Punk?

[Andy looks behind at him]

Andy: Oh mercy, don't hurt me!
Biff: You better watch what you say next time geek, or you'll be sweeping up yourself.

[Andy goes to class] [Looks at a bunch of boys in the back of it]

Andy: Hi guys, I'm Andy, what your guy's names?
Roger: Hi, I'm Roger. These are my buddies: Tom, Richard, and Felipe.
Roger: I've been held back 11 times since 1979, and I'm married to a great girl named Nancy Olsen.
Andy: That's nice. So, what do you guys do for fun here?
Felipe: We do stuff. Do you want to be part of our group? We meet at The Rusty Nail everyday after school.
Andy: Sure, but what's The Rusty Nail?
Richard: It's a place where we like to cool down and forget about our problems.
Roger: Meet us there at 3:30.

[Back at the store]

Natalie: Are we gonna sell a damn thing here?
Blair: We could always give away stuff.
Beverly Ann: I hope that Andy's having fun at school. What time is it anyway?
Blair: Let me check the dinosaur clock. It's 17 roars to 3:00.
Beverly Ann: I'm gonna head out to pick up Andy, I forgot to tell him that I would pick him up.
Blair: See ya Beverly Ann.

[Back At School]

School Bell: Ring!!!!!!!!!

Andy: Ok, now let me see where I can find a map to the Rusty Nail. I'll check the phone book. Ok, 705 Hauser Street. I'll take a walk down there.

[At The Rusty Nail]

[The sign reads The Rusty Nail Tavern]

Andy: What is this?
Felipe: Hi Andy, so are you read to go in, the others are waiting for you.
Andy: I guess so.
Felipe: Oh andy, don't walk in the entrance, we are taking the back door.
Andy: Ok.
Felipe: Welcome to The Rusty Nail.

[There are beer boxes stacked in a small room]

Andy: I don't know if I should go in.
Felipe: C'mon Moffet, come inside.
Richard: Andy, how r u doin?
Roger: Can you feel the heat. It feel soooo good!
Felipe: Here Andy, try one.
Andy: This is a marijunia cigarette! Why are you guys using this? This is...This Is...
Roger: Oh Andy, you have to try one, you have to feel the power of one of these.
Andy: I'm out of here.

[Andy runs out but Felipe grabs him by the jacket]

Andy: Stop it! Let go of me! Help!

[Back At The School]

Beverly Ann: I guess that Andy's not here. Oh well, I guess I'll go home.

[Back At The Bar]

Andy: You guys stop it!
Felipe: I'am going to stick this in your mouth if you don't try it, now do it kid!
Andy: Stop it! Leave me alone!

[Andy kicks him in the croutch]

Felipe: Marerena!!! That hurt!
Andy: Help! Help! Help! Someone!

[Beverly Ann driving down the road]

Andy: Mom!
Beverly Ann: Andy!
Andy: Mom, I'm so glad you're here. Let's go home.
Beverly Ann: What happened, why is your jacket ripped.
Andy: They tried to give me marijuina, they wanted me to get high.

[They stare at eachother]

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Andrew Carden

callmetootie · 05-01-2001, 03:30 PM

So, how do you people like it?

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Andrew Carden

BlairandJo · 05-01-2001, 03:54 PM

Its ok so far.

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How do you say you'er going to be sweeping up your teeth in french?
-Jo
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Jinny:Are there any cops or Jinny haters here!

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FOL85NatandMrsGRock · 05-04-2001, 05:01 PM

n offense, butt after getting to know beverly ann and andy VERy well i dont thinkt hat andy (being the cool guy he is) would try to run away from people doing marijuana.. remember, he tries to fit in very hard!! haha.. and i don't think that the kids would SHOVE it down his fricken throat there!

haha... most likely they'd be like ok.. cool with us... it was a good plot but could use more imput and a better stmina in point.... sorry!

04-30-2001, 08:47 PM	#1
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	A Pot Story September 6th, 1990 [Andy walks into the store] Andy: Hey girls, just got back from my last swim at the pool. What's up? Natalie: We're totally screwed. I don't see how we can have an end of summer sale. Andy: Why? Natalie: Well, we are out of dinosaur clocks and we are low on penquin erasers. Blair: Maybe we should order some more inventory. Natalie: I don't know, we may have to get rid of some stuff. Andy: Well, I have other things on MY mind. I'm prepared and ready for Peekskill high. I just hope that they're ready for me. Beverly Ann: I can't wait until my little Andy goes to high school. Ewe! [In the living room] Andy: Mom, can you turn on the Tv? Roseanne is gonna be on in 10 minutes! Beverly Ann: Oh, I love that show! Is that the one with those 2 guys with black hair? Andy: That's Perfect Strangers. Beverly Ann: Now why do I always get those 2 mixed up? Andy: I can't wait until tomorrow. I'll be going to a school with girls! Blair: Weren't there girls at the middle school? Andy: Not these kinds of girls. It's another species of chicks at high school! Beverly Ann: Andy, it's on! Andy: Mom, this is The Muppet Show! Beverly Ann: Oh, I thought that that green guy was Roseanne for a minute. Or was that Big Bird? [Beverly Ann dropping off Andy at high school] Beverly Ann: Now, I packed your tunafish sandwich and tofu cheese in your backpack. Good Luck! Andy: Bye Mom! Andy: Ok, now I have to check out the class list. [Andy looks at his class list] Andy: Oh my, there's no one from my middle school in my class! And there's people with names like Biff! What kind of name is Biff? [Someone talks behind him] Biff: Is there something wrong with my name, Punk? [Andy looks behind at him] Andy: Oh mercy, don't hurt me! Biff: You better watch what you say next time geek, or you'll be sweeping up yourself. [Andy goes to class] [Looks at a bunch of boys in the back of it] Andy: Hi guys, I'm Andy, what your guy's names? Roger: Hi, I'm Roger. These are my buddies: Tom, Richard, and Felipe. Roger: I've been held back 11 times since 1979, and I'm married to a great girl named Nancy Olsen. Andy: That's nice. So, what do you guys do for fun here? Felipe: We do stuff. Do you want to be part of our group? We meet at The Rusty Nail everyday after school. Andy: Sure, but what's The Rusty Nail? Richard: It's a place where we like to cool down and forget about our problems. Roger: Meet us there at 3:30. [Back at the store] Natalie: Are we gonna sell a damn thing here? Blair: We could always give away stuff. Beverly Ann: I hope that Andy's having fun at school. What time is it anyway? Blair: Let me check the dinosaur clock. It's 17 roars to 3:00. Beverly Ann: I'm gonna head out to pick up Andy, I forgot to tell him that I would pick him up. Blair: See ya Beverly Ann. [Back At School] School Bell: Ring!!!!!!!!! Andy: Ok, now let me see where I can find a map to the Rusty Nail. I'll check the phone book. Ok, 705 Hauser Street. I'll take a walk down there. [At The Rusty Nail] [The sign reads The Rusty Nail Tavern] Andy: What is this? Felipe: Hi Andy, so are you read to go in, the others are waiting for you. Andy: I guess so. Felipe: Oh andy, don't walk in the entrance, we are taking the back door. Andy: Ok. Felipe: Welcome to The Rusty Nail. [There are beer boxes stacked in a small room] Andy: I don't know if I should go in. Felipe: C'mon Moffet, come inside. Richard: Andy, how r u doin? Roger: Can you feel the heat. It feel soooo good! Felipe: Here Andy, try one. Andy: This is a marijunia cigarette! Why are you guys using this? This is...This Is... Roger: Oh Andy, you have to try one, you have to feel the power of one of these. Andy: I'm out of here. [Andy runs out but Felipe grabs him by the jacket] Andy: Stop it! Let go of me! Help! [Back At The School] Beverly Ann: I guess that Andy's not here. Oh well, I guess I'll go home. [Back At The Bar] Andy: You guys stop it! Felipe: I'am going to stick this in your mouth if you don't try it, now do it kid! Andy: Stop it! Leave me alone! [Andy kicks him in the croutch] Felipe: Marerena!!! That hurt! Andy: Help! Help! Help! Someone! [Beverly Ann driving down the road] Andy: Mom! Beverly Ann: Andy! Andy: Mom, I'm so glad you're here. Let's go home. Beverly Ann: What happened, why is your jacket ripped. Andy: They tried to give me marijuina, they wanted me to get high. [They stare at eachother] ------------------ Andrew Carden

05-01-2001, 03:30 PM	#2
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	So, how do you people like it? ------------------ Andrew Carden

05-01-2001, 03:54 PM	#3
BlairandJo PuRpLe~PrInCeSsEs Senior Member Join Date: Feb 14, 2001 Location: TX I love this state Posts: 1,453	Its ok so far. ------------------ How do you say you'er going to be sweeping up your teeth in french? -Jo <><><><><><><><><><><><> Jinny:Are there any cops or Jinny haters here! [This message has been edited by BlairandJo (edited 05-01-2001).] [This message has been edited by BlairandJo (edited 05-23-2001).]

05-04-2001, 05:01 PM	#4
FOL85NatandMrsGRock The Lovable Sarah Senior Member Join Date: Nov 07, 2000 Location: Wisconsin (Same Place Charlotte's From and where That 70's Show takes place!) .... Wish I was in Mayfield USA! Posts: 1,770	n offense, butt after getting to know beverly ann and andy VERy well i dont thinkt hat andy (being the cool guy he is) would try to run away from people doing marijuana.. remember, he tries to fit in very hard!! haha.. and i don't think that the kids would SHOVE it down his fricken throat there! haha... most likely they'd be like ok.. cool with us... it was a good plot but could use more imput and a better stmina in point.... sorry!