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globalspot28 · 09-14-2007, 01:33 AM

Twenty Funny Truths

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they
wanted cash.

5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.

9. True friends stab you in the front.

10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he
still ends up with the same boss.

17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom
gets to speak.

18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk
because they have to say something.

20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

crystals · 09-15-2007, 04:08 PM

Those are great and quite funny. I liked numbers 1, 2, 4, 11, and especially 19. Reminds me of the quote of the greek philosopher Plato. Thanks for sharing these.

AB · 09-15-2007, 05:37 PM

Those were pretty good!

*ClassicPinUp* · 09-15-2007, 06:55 PM

at #17! Very funny thanks for sharing.

Ireneparalegal · 09-15-2007, 08:42 PM

Let me add one:

Don't look for Mr. Right. He will never admit when he is wrong.

Mikado · 09-15-2007, 08:55 PM

Very good...did you create, or find them?

catlover79 · 09-15-2007, 09:14 PM

Great quotes, thank you for sharing them!!

Dude111 · 05-21-2023, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by globalspot28

20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Yes not many have REAL FRIENDS anymore..

A good list!!!

09-14-2007, 01:33 AM	#1
globalspot28 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 17, 2004 Posts: 168	Twenty Funny Truths Twenty Funny Truths 1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash. 5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. 6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it. 9. True friends stab you in the front. 10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. 11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. 14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. 15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. 16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. 17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. 18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. 19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. 20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
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09-15-2007, 04:08 PM	#2
crystals Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,829	Those are great and quite funny. I liked numbers 1, 2, 4, 11, and especially 19. Reminds me of the quote of the greek philosopher Plato. Thanks for sharing these.
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09-15-2007, 06:55 PM	#4
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09-15-2007, 08:42 PM	#5
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09-15-2007, 09:14 PM	#7
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Great quotes, thank you for sharing them!!
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09-15-2007, 05:37 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Those were pretty good!

09-15-2007, 08:55 PM	#6
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	Very good...did you create, or find them?