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Old 09-12-2007, 12:42 AM   #1
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Cool Rejected Titles...LOL

Welcome to the Insanity!!

Running From the Dogs

The Scary Housekeeper

Two to Tango (Benson & Gretchen)

It's Not Easy Being Sane (Benson)

No One Gets Past Me (Gretchen)

I'm Going to Be Famous, Funnier and RICHER Than All of You!! (starring Frankie aka Jerry Seinfeld)

Get Me to the Elevator on Time (starring an in-labor Denise)

The Krabby Kraus

Sauer-kraus

The Lovely Girl with the Hair of Gold (Katie)

KISS N Katie

The Goofy Gatling Governor

Spray It Like You Mean It (Benson getting doused by the sprinklers his frist day on the job)

The Taylor Has Two Faces
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Old 09-12-2007, 08:36 PM   #2
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Lions and Tigers and Bearskin Rugs...oh my!
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Let Sleeping Dogs Lie (starring Benson)

Man's Not So Best Friend (also starring Benson)

Gone To the Dogs (starring...)

Who Let the Dogs IN!?
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Old 09-17-2007, 04:01 PM   #4
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Whiny Crabby People

Scary Maid Service (Kraus)

I'm Going on a Manhunt (Marcy)

You've Got the Cutest Little Strudelface (Kraus & Taylor)

Gretchen In Your Kitchen

Dazed & Confused (Gov. Gatling)

Hey, Where's My Pink Lady Jacket!? (Denise)

I'm a Beauty School Droput (Denise)

Have I Got a Boring Story For You! (Gov. Gatling)

Taylor WHO!?

I Married Batman (Marcy)

The Eavesdropper (Marcy)

Hey, Why Aren't We On the Starship Enterprise? (Clayton and Pete)

I Was an Animated Disney French Chef (Clayton)

Peach Melba, Anyone? (Gov. Gatling)
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Flight of The Odo

Three Men In A Small John
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Gridiron Gretchen

Kung Fu Kraus

Kicking & Screaming

The German & The Gatekeeper

Marcy Meets Moronic Married Man
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No nonsense Nipsey
I came to work at the governor's mansion and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
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I like that one.
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I like the T-shirt one, too. Here's a few more:

German Grudgematch with Gretchen

They Saved Benson's Brain

Marcy Hills and Man Hunters

Commiserating Over Cookies (starring Benson & Gov. Gatling)

Here Comes The Sun...DUCK!! (Benson at Katie's play rehearsal)

Silver Hair and the Silver Tongue (Gov. Gatling & Benson)
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Here Comes The Sun...DUCK!! (Benson at Katie's play rehearsal)


And don't forget the title that could apply to virtually every episode:

Got milk?
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I always wonderd if they where getting kick-backs from the American Dairy Association.
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The Biggest Bug Here Is Taylor (then later Clayton)

Fe Fi Fo Fum (starring Kraus)

Kids Say the Darndest Things (starring Katie)
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"How To Attract A Man", by Gretchen Kraus.
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