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Zoneboy · 09-11-2007, 07:28 PM

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ENGLEWOOD, Colo. - A note demanding money from a bank teller was written on a check that authorities said belonged to the suspect. Forest Kelly Bissonnette, 27, apparently scratched his name off one of his own checks, then used that check to write a note used in a bank robbery Sept. 5, according to authorities.

"We could still make it out even though he blacked it out," said Rene VonderHaar, FBI special agent.

Bissonnette remained in federal custody Tuesday after turning himself in on Friday.

Nearly $5,000 was taken during the robbery at the Bank of the West in Englewood.

Ireneparalegal · 09-11-2007, 11:02 PM

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ENGLEWOOD, Colo. - A note demanding money from a bank teller was written on a check that authorities said belonged to the suspect. Forest Kelly Bissonnette, 27, apparently scratched his name off one of his own checks, then used that check to write a note used in a bank robbery Sept. 5, according to authorities.

"We could still make it out even though he blacked it out," said Rene VonderHaar, FBI special agent.

Bissonnette remained in federal custody Tuesday after turning himself in on Friday.

Nearly $5,000 was taken during the robbery at the Bank of the West in Englewood.

Mikado · 09-11-2007, 11:05 PM

Ireneparalegal · 09-11-2007, 11:15 PM

He obviously didn't have the cash to buy some blank paper, thus having to resort using one of his own checks to write on.

Mikado · 09-11-2007, 11:24 PM

"Hey, i have an account here, couldnt I at LEAST get my bankbook updated??"

catlover79 · 09-11-2007, 11:56 PM

Lex Luthor · 09-12-2007, 01:32 AM

In-breeding is bad

Mikado · 09-12-2007, 02:16 AM

hehehehe

Dynomite · 09-12-2007, 09:49 AM

Chump change artist gets what he deserves for robbing a bank. May the Federal Court judge throw the book at him.

rosered · 09-12-2007, 10:44 AM

what an idiot. This is the second story i've read about criminals being idiots. I cant remember the details of the first one but basically this guy vandalized something and left his name on it and thats how the cops caught him...wow

mc_light1202 · 09-12-2007, 10:36 PM

LOL. That remindes me of the dumbass that robbed us a few months ago and was seen lingering around the boulevard the next day. Criminals... I guess they are criminals for a reason.

Mikado · 09-12-2007, 11:41 PM

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LOL. That remindes me of the dumbass that robbed us a few months ago and was seen lingering around the boulevard the next day. Criminals... I guess they are criminals for a reason.

When my parents house got robbed, they found the guys who did it cause....
they gave their little brother one of the booze bottles they took....
and he collapsed drunk, and throwing up........................on a cop car!

(True story, I SWEAR!! )

catlover79 · 09-12-2007, 11:47 PM

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When my parents house got robbed, they found the guys who did it cause....
they gave their little brother one of the booze bottles they took....
and he collapsed drunk, and throwing up........................on a cop car!

(True story, I SWEAR!! )

That's an Emmy-winning episode of COPS right there!!

Lex Luthor · 09-12-2007, 11:56 PM

There was a local Pharmacy that got robbed a feww years back and the theif couldn't wait to down some percocet.

They found him in the morning passed out on the floor

09-11-2007, 07:28 PM	#1
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Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	He obviously didn't have the cash to buy some blank paper, thus having to resort using one of his own checks to write on.

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Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	"Hey, i have an account here, couldnt I at LEAST get my bankbook updated??"

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Dynomite Member Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 10, 2006 Location: near Dayton, Ohio Posts: 579	Chump change artist gets what he deserves for robbing a bank. May the Federal Court judge throw the book at him.

09-12-2007, 10:44 AM	#10
rosered Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 20, 2006 Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 342	what an idiot. This is the second story i've read about criminals being idiots. I cant remember the details of the first one but basically this guy vandalized something and left his name on it and thats how the cops caught him...wow

09-12-2007, 10:36 PM	#11
mc_light1202 "Ideas are wishes unfulfilled" Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 01, 2006 Location: So. Cal. Posts: 151	LOL. That remindes me of the dumbass that robbed us a few months ago and was seen lingering around the boulevard the next day. Criminals... I guess they are criminals for a reason.

09-12-2007, 11:56 PM	#14
Lex Luthor I'm bringing Lexy back Senior Member Join Date: Jun 07, 2005 Location: The Great White North Posts: 2,374	There was a local Pharmacy that got robbed a feww years back and the theif couldn't wait to down some percocet. They found him in the morning passed out on the floor