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Pippa McKenna · 01-16-2001, 11:10 PM

Here's the outline.Blair and the girls are at the house(Season 7) when a baby girl(Amy) is left on the steps.Eventually Blair adopts her.

N:Closing time at last.I squeezeed so many HUG ME dolls my arms are gonna fall off.

Mrs.G

id you hear a knock at the backdoor.

J:I'll check.Look I told you girl scouts I don't want any-BLAIR COME QUICK!

B:What is it?

J:A baby.Here's a note.It says"I have no money to support my 1-month old baby Amy please take her into your care,Anymous

keep it going!

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Tootie:It can't be that mu-Lord send us back to slavery.

Natalie:What's the 1st thing I said when I got out of the Hot Tub?

Tootie:Whoa,it's freezing in here.

[This message has been edited by Pippa McKenna (edited 01-16-2001).]

ks · 01-16-2001, 11:14 PM

Ok, I'll give it a go!
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Blair and Jo looked at each other in shock.

"Who on earth would leave a baby out on a doorstep," Blair asked confused.

Jo shrugged as she bent down and picked up the small child. "She can't be any more than six months old."

"What do we do with her?"

Jo pulled the small girl close to her and then quickly held her out in front of her body as far as her arms would extend. "Change her," Jo said flatly.
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NEXT

AlexzBonner · 01-17-2001, 05:35 PM

Ok...
B: That's a good look for you, Jo! Keep it!
J: (gives Blair drop-dead "look") Okay. In the meantime, this is for you! (puts the baby in Blair's arms and runs upstairs to find something to use for a diaper. Natalie sees her and a look fo shock came over her face)
N: Wait! You better not use any of MY pillowcases! Remember what happened to my Shaun Cassidy pillow?

Continue!

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J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books!
.........................
B: I know a phony when I see one!
J: You should. You spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror.
.........................
J: Blair, do you ever think of anything but yourself?
B: Like what?
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"Don't rule out using your hands. It does not preclude using your head." --Andy Rooney

"What a chid doesn't recieve he can seldom give later" --P.D.James

Pippa McKenna · 01-17-2001, 06:53 PM

GREAT SO FAR HERE'S MY PART

Mrs.G:While you change her I'll get some coffee,cocoa and cake from the grocery store.It's gonna be a lonnggg night.

(About 2 hours later)
B:I think she's hungry.
(She looks at Jo)
J:Ohhh no I'm not letin her suck on my nipple.
B:Fine.
T:Ok so then I say WHOA MAMA!
B:SHE HAS TO BE BREAST FED!
N:Well excuusse me!
Mrs.G:How's it going Blair?
B:Fine.You know Amy,reminds me of Emily.
Mrs.G:I know
Blair:Mrs Garrett,I've been well...thinking of adopting her.
Mrs.G:Blair,that's very mature of you.
Andy:What's going on?
B:My soon-to-be-adopted daughter needs a diaper change.Here Andy.
Andy:What did I do to deserve this???

KEEP IT GOING,I'LL WRITE MORE IF MORE PEOPLE CONTRIBUTE

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Tootie:It can't be that mu-Lord send us back to slavery.

Natalie:What's the 1st thing I said when I got out of the Hot Tub?

Tootie:Whoa,it's freezing in here.

[This message has been edited by Pippa McKenna (edited 01-17-2001).]

[This message has been edited by Pippa McKenna (edited 04-26-2001).]

80skid · 01-18-2001, 09:40 PM

----My turn!!----

A: I've never taken care of a baby! and suddenly i'm -
J: Either do it or die!
N: Harsh!
A: Fine, fine, if it's a life or death situation, I'll do it, I'll do it.
B: Will you stop talking long enough to change the diaper?
(Andy sighs and changes the diaper. He hands her back to Blair)
B: Thank you, Andy.
T: Wait a second. I just thought of something.
MG: What?
T: Where's she going to sleep?
B: Well! Never thought of that before...

JoPol_wannabe · 01-18-2001, 11:59 PM

Ok I'll give it a whirl

B: How about Jo's bed?
J: How's about I sleep on your face
B: Ok I take that as a no
T: So where is she going to sleep?
N: How about Andy's room, It has room for Mrs. G to put her old crib in.
A: Oh no I'm not sleeping with someone who cry's every 2 hours.
J: Well she is not sleeping in my bed.
B: Ya ans Your room has space for the crib
Mrs. G: Ok then its settled the baby will sleep in Andy's room.
A: First I have to change the diper now she has to sleep with me what next I have to feed her?
N: Well here's the bottle.

Keep it going

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JO: Oh no Tootie, I hate teaching people how to drive... They're always nervous, they make stupied mistakes, and they cry when you slap them.

Blair's Poem: "If you hit a dead end
Then Look on the shelf
There might be a clue
Maybe in a book."

Tootie: That's the pot calling the kettle black.

Nat: A flash back within a flash back... I'm so brilliant it scares me.

[This message has been edited by JoPol_wannabe (edited 01-18-2001).]

Pippa McKenna · 01-19-2001, 09:31 PM

Great so far

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Tootie:It can't be that mu-Lord send us back to slavery.

Natalie:What's the 1st thing I said when I got out of the Hot Tub?

Tootie:Whoa,it's freezing in here.

Mustang Mimi 04 · 01-24-2001, 10:58 AM

Its night time. Its dark but we can dimly see the crib in Andy's room. Everyone is asleep. Suddenly we hear a cry. Andy looks at a clock. Its 2:15. He gets up.
A: Shhhh. Quiet do you want to wake up the house? What is your problem. Are you hungry? Dirty diaper?
Tootie comes in.
T: What's all the crying about?
A: I keep asking the baby but it won't respond.
T: No kidding.
Jo and Natalie come in.
J: Make it shut up!
Amy keeps crying. Mrs G comes in. She picks up Amy. She immediately quiets down.
J: How did you do that?
MG: Call it the motherly touch. Anyway I think if someone changes her and puts her back down she should go right back to sleep. She really shouldn't need another bottle for a few hours.
A: Oh good a few hours. I'd like her to stay asleep the entire night!
N: Well who's going to change her?
A: Its not going to be me!
J: Has anyone noticed that someone seems to be missing?
Everyone: BLAIR!
Blair comes in.
B: What?
MG: Your soon-to-be-adopted daughter needs to be changed. Start acting like a mother.
B: Ok.
Blair takes Amy to change her.
B: Yuck, yuck, yuck. Ok she's changed. We can all go back to sleep again.
The house goes dark.
A little while later we hear crying again. Andy looks at the clock- its 4:35. He pulls the pillow over his head.

Pippa McKenna · 01-26-2001, 04:43 PM

I'll give some more.

Blair

whisper):Andy.

Andy

angrily):WHAT?

Blair:I'll get you some Jolt and 50 bucks if you take care of Amy during the night.

Andy:Make 100 you got a deal.

Blair:OK,start with her diaper.

(Andy picks Amy up)Andy:It's worth it.

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Fol_divison_rox_505 · 01-26-2001, 07:18 PM

i'll give it a shot...

andy: ((whispers)) blair where should i put this...

blair

(whispers)) just find the trash and threw it in there

andy gose into the living room and drops the rolled up diaper in the trash..actully it is jo's helmet ((wewwewe))

andy: hey blair u better pay me up front...cuz if i dont get my money the deals off

((next morning a sleepy jo gose downstairs))

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Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too!

Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!

Jinny: You sure he's still up and moving around there, Cap?
Captin: Jinny do you really think that a crack about the age of your commanding officer is the smartest thing you could say under the circumstances
Jinny: umm.. probley not
Captin: thats what I thought

JoPol_wannabe · 01-26-2001, 07:42 PM

I'll write some more

Jo: What is that smell
(As Andy is comming down the stairs Jo follows the smell and finds the diaper in her helmet.)
JO: Who put this in my helmet?
(Andy tries to leave the room quietly so Jo doesn't hear him.)
JO: Andy do you know anythin about this
Andy: Well, uh...um.
JO: Come on spill it
Andy: Ok you see it was like this it was late
and I was half asleep so I thought your helmet looked like the trash can.
JO: Great now my helmet smells like do do
and it's go poop stains on it. How am I supposed to wear this.
Blair: I knew that helmet was good for something (says sarcstically)
(JO grins at Blair)
(Amy starts crying again)

Next.

Pippa McKenna · 04-16-2001, 11:22 AM

HERE'S THE FINALE!

(Doorbell)

B:I'll get it.

B:Alison????

A:Hi Blair,Jo. Is it alright if I come in?

B:OK

J:So what do you want to talk about?

A:Well, is there a small infant here about a month old?

B:Yes, but why?

A:That's my 2nd daughter.

B:Alison, why did you do it again, I thought you cared about your children more after you left Emily with us at Eastland!

A:I DO CARE GODDAMMIT!!! It's..(trying to hold back tears) It's just that ever since Roger left me my life's been going downhill, I lost my job, I went to New York to try and calm myself, but I got mugged, Emily was sick and is with her father and top it all off right before David left me, he got me pregnant again, then he found out & left me.

B:Alison, I'm so sorry, I didn't know.

An:Hey Blair, someone on the phone for you, Social Services.They say they found the birth mother of Amy!

A:It's me.

B:Hang up the phone Andy.

An:But Blair-

B:Hang it up or you won't get the $100 I promised you!

An:OK, OK, sheesh!

A:Blair, Jo thanks for takin care of Amy for me, I was wondering, how long is the shop open?

J:From 10-7.

A

o you think you watch Amy for me on certain days?

B:Sure, I know someone who has an expertise in baby care. OH ANDY!

An:No, NO NO!NO 100 is worth this!

THE END

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Tootie:Will Danny open the door?

Mrs.Garrett: No, that kid would've been great at the Alamo!

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01-16-2001, 11:10 PM	#1
Pippa McKenna Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 17, 2000 Posts: 98	Blair adopts(everyone write) Here's the outline.Blair and the girls are at the house(Season 7) when a baby girl(Amy) is left on the steps.Eventually Blair adopts her. N:Closing time at last.I squeezeed so many HUG ME dolls my arms are gonna fall off. Mrs.G id you hear a knock at the backdoor. J:I'll check.Look I told you girl scouts I don't want any-BLAIR COME QUICK! B:What is it? J:A baby.Here's a note.It says"I have no money to support my 1-month old baby Amy please take her into your care,Anymous keep it going! ------------------ Tootie:It can't be that mu-Lord send us back to slavery. Natalie:What's the 1st thing I said when I got out of the Hot Tub? Tootie:Whoa,it's freezing in here. [This message has been edited by Pippa McKenna (edited 01-16-2001).]

04-16-2001, 11:22 AM	#12
Pippa McKenna Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 17, 2000 Posts: 98	HERE'S THE FINALE! (Doorbell) B:I'll get it. B:Alison???? A:Hi Blair,Jo. Is it alright if I come in? B:OK J:So what do you want to talk about? A:Well, is there a small infant here about a month old? B:Yes, but why? A:That's my 2nd daughter. B:Alison, why did you do it again, I thought you cared about your children more after you left Emily with us at Eastland! A:I DO CARE GODDAMMIT!!! It's..(trying to hold back tears) It's just that ever since Roger left me my life's been going downhill, I lost my job, I went to New York to try and calm myself, but I got mugged, Emily was sick and is with her father and top it all off right before David left me, he got me pregnant again, then he found out & left me. B:Alison, I'm so sorry, I didn't know. An:Hey Blair, someone on the phone for you, Social Services.They say they found the birth mother of Amy! A:It's me. B:Hang up the phone Andy. An:But Blair- B:Hang it up or you won't get the $100 I promised you! An:OK, OK, sheesh! A:Blair, Jo thanks for takin care of Amy for me, I was wondering, how long is the shop open? J:From 10-7. Ao you think you watch Amy for me on certain days? B:Sure, I know someone who has an expertise in baby care. OH ANDY! An:No, NO NO!NO 100 is worth this! THE END ------------------ Tootie:Will Danny open the door? Mrs.Garrett: No, that kid would've been great at the Alamo! [This message has been edited by Pippa McKenna (edited 06-06-2001).]

01-16-2001, 11:14 PM	#2
ks Certifiably Insane Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: I live in my hole... Posts: 5,501	Ok, I'll give it a go! -------------------------------------------- Blair and Jo looked at each other in shock. "Who on earth would leave a baby out on a doorstep," Blair asked confused. Jo shrugged as she bent down and picked up the small child. "She can't be any more than six months old." "What do we do with her?" Jo pulled the small girl close to her and then quickly held her out in front of her body as far as her arms would extend. "Change her," Jo said flatly. -------------------------------------------- NEXT

01-17-2001, 05:35 PM	#3
AlexzBonner Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 11, 2001 Location: Muldrow, OK (Miss America '96's home town!) Posts: 284	Ok... B: That's a good look for you, Jo! Keep it! J: (gives Blair drop-dead "look") Okay. In the meantime, this is for you! (puts the baby in Blair's arms and runs upstairs to find something to use for a diaper. Natalie sees her and a look fo shock came over her face) N: Wait! You better not use any of MY pillowcases! Remember what happened to my Shaun Cassidy pillow? Continue! ------------------ J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50? B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books! ......................... B: I know a phony when I see one! J: You should. You spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror. ......................... J: Blair, do you ever think of anything but yourself? B: Like what? ......................... "Don't rule out using your hands. It does not preclude using your head." --Andy Rooney "What a chid doesn't recieve he can seldom give later" --P.D.James

01-17-2001, 06:53 PM	#4
Pippa McKenna Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 17, 2000 Posts: 98	GREAT SO FAR HERE'S MY PART Mrs.G:While you change her I'll get some coffee,cocoa and cake from the grocery store.It's gonna be a lonnggg night. (About 2 hours later) B:I think she's hungry. (She looks at Jo) J:Ohhh no I'm not letin her suck on my nipple. B:Fine. T:Ok so then I say WHOA MAMA! B:SHE HAS TO BE BREAST FED! N:Well excuusse me! Mrs.G:How's it going Blair? B:Fine.You know Amy,reminds me of Emily. Mrs.G:I know Blair:Mrs Garrett,I've been well...thinking of adopting her. Mrs.G:Blair,that's very mature of you. Andy:What's going on? B:My soon-to-be-adopted daughter needs a diaper change.Here Andy. Andy:What did I do to deserve this??? KEEP IT GOING,I'LL WRITE MORE IF MORE PEOPLE CONTRIBUTE ------------------ Tootie:It can't be that mu-Lord send us back to slavery. Natalie:What's the 1st thing I said when I got out of the Hot Tub? Tootie:Whoa,it's freezing in here. [This message has been edited by Pippa McKenna (edited 01-17-2001).] [This message has been edited by Pippa McKenna (edited 04-26-2001).]

01-18-2001, 09:40 PM	#5
80skid smile :) Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 18, 2000 Posts: 971	----My turn!!---- A: I've never taken care of a baby! and suddenly i'm - J: Either do it or die! N: Harsh! A: Fine, fine, if it's a life or death situation, I'll do it, I'll do it. B: Will you stop talking long enough to change the diaper? (Andy sighs and changes the diaper. He hands her back to Blair) B: Thank you, Andy. T: Wait a second. I just thought of something. MG: What? T: Where's she going to sleep? B: Well! Never thought of that before...

01-18-2001, 11:59 PM	#6
JoPol_wannabe Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 11, 2001 Location: Nebraska Posts: 3,036	Ok I'll give it a whirl B: How about Jo's bed? J: How's about I sleep on your face B: Ok I take that as a no T: So where is she going to sleep? N: How about Andy's room, It has room for Mrs. G to put her old crib in. A: Oh no I'm not sleeping with someone who cry's every 2 hours. J: Well she is not sleeping in my bed. B: Ya ans Your room has space for the crib Mrs. G: Ok then its settled the baby will sleep in Andy's room. A: First I have to change the diper now she has to sleep with me what next I have to feed her? N: Well here's the bottle. Keep it going ------------------ JO: Oh no Tootie, I hate teaching people how to drive... They're always nervous, they make stupied mistakes, and they cry when you slap them. Blair's Poem: "If you hit a dead end Then Look on the shelf There might be a clue Maybe in a book." Tootie: That's the pot calling the kettle black. Nat: A flash back within a flash back... I'm so brilliant it scares me. [This message has been edited by JoPol_wannabe (edited 01-18-2001).]

01-19-2001, 09:31 PM	#7
Pippa McKenna Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 17, 2000 Posts: 98	Great so far ------------------ Tootie:It can't be that mu-Lord send us back to slavery. Natalie:What's the 1st thing I said when I got out of the Hot Tub? Tootie:Whoa,it's freezing in here.

01-24-2001, 10:58 AM	#8
Mustang Mimi 04 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 09, 2000 Posts: 122	Its night time. Its dark but we can dimly see the crib in Andy's room. Everyone is asleep. Suddenly we hear a cry. Andy looks at a clock. Its 2:15. He gets up. A: Shhhh. Quiet do you want to wake up the house? What is your problem. Are you hungry? Dirty diaper? Tootie comes in. T: What's all the crying about? A: I keep asking the baby but it won't respond. T: No kidding. Jo and Natalie come in. J: Make it shut up! Amy keeps crying. Mrs G comes in. She picks up Amy. She immediately quiets down. J: How did you do that? MG: Call it the motherly touch. Anyway I think if someone changes her and puts her back down she should go right back to sleep. She really shouldn't need another bottle for a few hours. A: Oh good a few hours. I'd like her to stay asleep the entire night! N: Well who's going to change her? A: Its not going to be me! J: Has anyone noticed that someone seems to be missing? Everyone: BLAIR! Blair comes in. B: What? MG: Your soon-to-be-adopted daughter needs to be changed. Start acting like a mother. B: Ok. Blair takes Amy to change her. B: Yuck, yuck, yuck. Ok she's changed. We can all go back to sleep again. The house goes dark. A little while later we hear crying again. Andy looks at the clock- its 4:35. He pulls the pillow over his head.

01-26-2001, 04:43 PM	#9
Pippa McKenna Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 17, 2000 Posts: 98	I'll give some more. Blair whisper):Andy. Andy angrily):WHAT? Blair:I'll get you some Jolt and 50 bucks if you take care of Amy during the night. Andy:Make 100 you got a deal. Blair:OK,start with her diaper. (Andy picks Amy up)Andy:It's worth it. [This message has been edited by Pippa McKenna (edited 01-26-2001).]

01-26-2001, 07:18 PM	#10
Fol_divison_rox_505 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Location: MA(same town joey mcIntyre from NKOTB was born in)also it is the wettest dry town(said so on Jay Leno) Posts: 154	i'll give it a shot... andy: ((whispers)) blair where should i put this... blair (whispers)) just find the trash and threw it in there andy gose into the living room and drops the rolled up diaper in the trash..actully it is jo's helmet ((wewwewe)) andy: hey blair u better pay me up front...cuz if i dont get my money the deals off ((next morning a sleepy jo gose downstairs)) ------------------ Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too! Jinny: i think i am going to give up men Magda: you, give up sex? Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee! Jinny: You sure he's still up and moving around there, Cap? Captin: Jinny do you really think that a crack about the age of your commanding officer is the smartest thing you could say under the circumstances Jinny: umm.. probley not Captin: thats what I thought

01-26-2001, 07:42 PM	#11
JoPol_wannabe Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 11, 2001 Location: Nebraska Posts: 3,036	I'll write some more Jo: What is that smell (As Andy is comming down the stairs Jo follows the smell and finds the diaper in her helmet.) JO: Who put this in my helmet? (Andy tries to leave the room quietly so Jo doesn't hear him.) JO: Andy do you know anythin about this Andy: Well, uh...um. JO: Come on spill it Andy: Ok you see it was like this it was late and I was half asleep so I thought your helmet looked like the trash can. JO: Great now my helmet smells like do do and it's go poop stains on it. How am I supposed to wear this. Blair: I knew that helmet was good for something (says sarcstically) (JO grins at Blair) (Amy starts crying again) Next.