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Join Date: Feb 27, 2001
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(Mrs. Garret is cleaning up her house waiting for the girls while talking to Bruce)
Bruce: Clam down, Edna. You're running like you're training for the Olympics! Mrs. G: Oh, I'm sorry. It's just that I haven't seen the girls for such a long time and they've all become very successful. I just want this place to look nice for them. (Doorbell rings) Bruce: Well, I'm guessing that's one of them. (Mrs. G. runs for the door) Mrs. G: Blair, Sue Ann, Nancy! Come on in! The girls: Hi. (They all hug) Blair: We met eachother on the way here so we decided to drop by together. Mrs G: Wonderful! I'm very proud of you. Blair... being the owner of Warner Textile Corporation. And you two, Nancy and Sue Ann, running your own business as partners. Girls: Thanks. Nancy: Is anyone else here? Mrs G; No one but me and Bruce. Oh, by the way, Nancy and Sue Ann. You never got to meet my husband. Bruce, this is Nancy Olsen and Sue Ann Weaver. I was the housemother for a year. Girls: Nice to meet you. Bruce: Nice to meet you too. (Doorbell rings) Mrs G: Natalie, Tootie, Cindy! Hi! (More hugging) Blair: So, Cindy. You finally quit modeling because of the Olympic training? Cindy: No. Now I'm a model and a track star. My coach says I should win the gold this year. Mrs G: Speaking of gold, didn't you bring your Oscar, Tootie? Tootie: Right here. (Tootie pulls the award out of her purse) Mrs G: Oh, that's lovely! Oh, and Natalie. I love all of your books. Natalie: Thanks. Here are some of the awards that they've one. Blair: Is Mrs. Good-Wrench gonna show up? Mrs G: She said she'd be here and... (bell rings) Mrs G: That must be her. Mrs G: J... Molly? Molly: Well that's a nice welcome! Mrs G: Oh I'm sorry. Come on in Mrs. Grammy award winner. Did you bring it? Molly: Right here? Mrs G: This is great! All of my girls have grown to be successful women. (bell rings) Mrs G: That must be Jo. (She opens door) Mrs G: Jo! Geri! Jo: Hey, Mrs. G! Mrs G: Geri, aren't you going to be on Comedy Central soon? Geri: I sure am. Mrs G: Good. Later, I want you to tell me when it plays so I can see it. And now about you, President of General Motors. Blair: I can't believe you finally made as much money as me. Jo: Well, it was bound to happen some day. Blair: So what's it like being like me? Jo: I wouldn't know. I'm not a shallow, snobby blonde. Tootie: Will things ever change between you guys? Blair and Jo: No. Natalie: Where's Beverly Ann? (Car crash outside) Blair: If that was my porshe... Mrs G: She's here. (They open door and more hugging) Beverly: So how come you're not living in Africa anymore? Mrs G: We missed it here in Peekskill. Blair: Missed Peekskill? The only thing I'd ever miss about the country is... Jo: Let me guess... Bloomingdales. Blair: How'd you know? Jo: Lucky guess. Mrs G: And Andy here is also a model. Why don't you show us some of your pictures. Andy: I don't think that's such a good idea. Natalie: Trust him, Mrs. Garret. Mrs G: Why? Jo: Don't you know what he models for? Mrs G: No. What? All: Playgirl. Mrs G: Oh, my! Andy....... Beverly: I tried to talk him out of it but some girl convinced him to do it and you know how he is when it comes to girls. Mrs G: Oh, yes. But at least everyone has a good life now. Fame, money... Blair: What about you? Mrs G: Oh, I'm retired. Tootie: No more Edna's Edibles or Over Our Heads? Mrs G: No. I like my life the way it is. Nice and quiet. (I know that this should have some kind of a better ending but if anyone would like to, they can finish it for me. Thanks for reading) |
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