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Old 04-04-2001, 08:33 PM   #1
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Talking FOL Survivor-THE REAL STORY

Mrs Garrett,Jo,Blair,Natalie,and Tootie decide to go to the greatest amusement park yet. By accident, Mrs G has a sudden pain and can't control the plane. Jo and Blair, since the oldest, decide to try to steer the plane. Tootie by accident pushes a button that makes the plane land. The plane lands in the wilderness, and the radio is not working. While Mrs. G is resting,but she's still alive,how can the 4 girls take care of Mrs Garret, and them selves?

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Old 04-04-2001, 09:06 PM   #2
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Here's the story itself


MG(on the phone):Yes Bev, I remember how to fly a plane!
(Pause)
MG:I know all the controls! What could possibly go wrong?!
(Pause)
MG: Beveryly- Ann, you're not my mother! I know that I haven't flid a plane in a few years, but hey, I'll remember. OK, good bye Beverly-Ann.
(Hang up the phone)
(Jo comes down with a suitcase and a rifle)
MG: Jo! Don't hold that rifle!
J: Mrs. G, if we're going to Planet Underworld we need A rifle! There are bears!
MG: In the park? (Laughs)
J: Mrs G, you can never be to sure...
MG: You sound like my sister.
J: Is Tootie ready yet?
MG: She's in the car. I think she's too excited about flying a plane,even though I'm flying it.
J: Mrs Garrett, aren't you forgeting something?
MG: No...
J: Yeah! Your medicine! You know how your heart is.....
MG: Fooey
J: Look, you don't have to take it on the plane...
MG: Fine.
J: I'll be putting the suitcases in the trunk. See you later.
(Leaves)
B:OK Mrs Garrett, where do I put these?
MG: Jo's outside putting them in the car.
B: I wanted to put them in the car!
MG on't whine! Tell Tootie to come here.
(T walks in)
T:Mrs Garret,I can't come with you!My cat is sick.
MG:Then leave it at the vet!
T:No!
MG:Why not?
T:Mrs Garret,I just can't leave him there,can't I bring it on the plane?
MG:Because!
T:Oh, fine.
MG:Tell Nat to hurry up!


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Old 04-05-2001, 04:31 PM   #3
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B: Mrs Garrett, anything could happen!
MG:Blair, stop worrying! Come on! I have a plane to fly!
B: You shouldn't fly without your medicine.
MG: I can handle it! Come on,they're calling us now!
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IN THE PLANE
T: Mrs Garret, I'm squshed.
MG: Don't complain, it's only a small bush plane.
T: I should have stayed home
MG: Do you wanna stay home,I have parashoots!
J: Where are we going again.Mrs G?
MG: Well, we're supposed to go to PLANET ADVENTURE.
J: You're kidding! That's the GREATEST place yet!
MG: Well, don't expect me to go on the rides with you.
(Laughs)
N: You can't anyway! You need your medicine!
MG: Stop it with the medicine! I'm a free-
(Yelps)
J: What is it?
MG(faintly):Help! Back pains
B: It's all because of her medicine!
MG:Help!
T: Well, what do we do?
N: Don't ask me!
MG:Medic-
(Mrs. G closes her eyes)
J: Does she have a heart rate?
B: How do we tell?
(J feels her heart)
J:Only a faint beat
T: But she says she has back pains!
J: It can be ANYTHING!
B:She's steering the plane! The plane is going to crash!
N:We have to steer the plane!
T: Who knows how to steer?
N: I don't
J: Since Blair and I are the oldest,I'll fly the plane!
B:What about me?
J:I'll fly the plane!
B: Fine,but if you need help,my ancestor's a pilot.
T: I wanna help!
J & B: NO!
J:This is to hard for you,Toot.
(Tootie reaches for a button)
T:What's this button?
B&J:NO!!!
(T pushes)
N: That was the landing button, Tootie!
B:We're going to land...somewhere where we don't know ANYTHING about!

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