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"Something Fishy":
Ralph (yells): "YOU ARE NOT GOING!" Alice (yells): "I AM GOING!" Ralph: "The only place that you are going to is the moon." "Young Man With A Horn": Ralph: "I am writing a list of all my weak points." Ed: "Oh, is that all the paper you are going to use?" "Pal O' Mine": Alice: "Trixie's right Ed. A man would rather have a ring than suspenders." Ed: "Not if his pants keep falling down." "Man In The Blue Suit": Ralph: "While I am away, try not to sell the furniture." Alice: "I tried but they wouldn't accept it." "Man In The Blue Suit": (Ralph, Ed and friends are playing poker.) Ralph: "Why are you raising everyone if you are going out for?" Ed: "I was trying to bluff you out of the pot." "Move Uptown": Mrs. Winters: "Do you and your wife have any wild parties?" Ralph: "No." Ed: "He hasn't even taken his wife out in the last five years." "We Spy": Ralph: "In a foreign country, you got to live like a native." Alice: "In Brooklyn, I live like a native." "We Spy": Interrorgator: "What were you two doing in the Russian firing range?" Ed: "I don't have to tell you anything. Because of the Geneva conventions, all I have to do is tell you my name, address & social security number." "Follow The Boys": Ed (to Ralph): "How now brown bovine." Alice: That is a new word he just learned." Ralph: "Now, he knows three of them." |
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