Tuesday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"Mama Loves Mambo":

Alice: "You have seemed to have forgotten that I am a woman."

Ralph: "I forgot that you are a woman? How could I? You are always yappin'."

"A Dog's Life":

Ralph: "Did you see me when I weighed 165?"

Ed: "No Ralph. I never did see your baby pictures."

"A Dog's Life":

Ralph: "This stuff will go great with o' doofers (Hors D' Ourves.)

Mr. Marshall: "Hor D' Ourves."

Ralph: "What?"

Mr. Marshall: "Hor D' Ourves."

Ralph: "They will go great with that too."

"Hot Dog Stand":

Mr. Foster: "What is your mother's maiden name Mr. Norton."

Ed: "Mrs. Norton."

Ralph: "He means the mother's name she had before she got married."

Ed: "How do I know? Ever since I have known her, she's been married."

"Hot Dog Stand":

Mr. Foster: "Loans are a bank's lifeblood."

Ralph: "Good because we are in desperate need of a transfusion."

"Principle of The Thing":

Ralph: "Let's face it Alice. You are living off the fat of the land."

Alice: "Let's face it Ralph. You ARE the FAT of the land."

"Petticoat Jungle":

Ralph: "That is a medicine ball."

Ed: "You must have to drink a lot of gallonns to wash this down."

"The New Manager":

Ralph: "I know. We will take the Nortons on our honeymoon."

Trixie: "Ralph, you don't want us on your honeymoon."

Ed: "Will you keep quiet woman?"

"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":

Ralph & Ed (singing loudly): "WELL, STROLLING THROUGH THE PARK ONE DAY IN THE MERRY, MERRY MONTH OF MAY. I WAS TAKEN BY SURPRISE BY A PAIR OF RUGGISH EYES..."

Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "WILL YOU TWO KEEP IT QUIET DOWN THERE? I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP."

Ralph: "That's that wise guy Garrity."

(Ralph goes to the window and opens it.)

Ralph (yells): "AREN'T YOU HOME EARLY GARRITY? WHAT HAPPENED, DID THE
SALOON BURN DOWN?"