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Old 03-21-2001, 06:53 PM   #1
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Post start of my, polnicazek22, and wildchild's fanfic "Just the two of us"

ok...now technically Polnicazek22 is startin this...but i'm just startin her off...k? here goes! (this was one of my ideas once...)

B-(whining) But there's no electricity there! how can i plug in my hair dryer?

J- You won't. (walks away)

B- (still whining) but jooo! i don't wanna go!

J- (rolls eyes) like i do?

B- well...

J- listen the last thing i'd ever want to do is spend a whole weekend with you...

B- oh...that was so hurtful.

J- (rolls eyes) Blow it out your gucci bag.

B- but seriously jo! why do we even have to do this?

J- for class remember? you know that assignment we have to do where we have to live like they did way back when?

B- (to herself) how could they even give that assignment...and pair me up with jo!

J- would you finish packing already? i mean we are only going away for two days!

B- (lugging 4 large suitcases) look...i'm almost done! just one more little bag...

J- (looks at her in disgust)

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Old 03-21-2001, 07:02 PM   #2
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Is this the one where Blair and Jo go away for the weekend and then something happens and it's up to Jo to help Blair? Or am I confusing it with another one?
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Old 03-21-2001, 07:48 PM   #3
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OK

J:Blair,it's not a hotel! Why do you need 4 suitcases?
B:I never said I wanted to go! You can at least let me take this!
J:Well,the train leaves soon.
T:Jo,it's only 3:30!
J:So?
T:The train leaves at 7.
J:I knew that.We still have to be there early though!
B:OK Jo, I'm all packed. Now,where's the limo to take us to the woods?
J:There's no limo,Blair!
B:We're going in a helicopter?!
J:No,Blair! I train!
B: No, I'm not going! I'm never going on another train again!
J:Why? You afraid that it'll make a sharp turn and your lip stick will smudge?
(Jo rolls her eyes)
B:No,the last time I went there...there was-
N:Tootie,phone call for you!
J:What happened Blair?
B: There was gum,under my seat!

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yea...thatz the one FOL-FAN!

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Great! I loved that idea and now there two fanfics about it!
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Old 03-21-2001, 10:09 PM   #6
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I can write some tomorrow if you guys want.

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yea that would be great! write as much as u want!

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wildchild...i'm just gonna write a little more k?

J- Would you quit your whinin warner?

B- (sighs)

J- (gives her a look)

N- Blair...of you and jo happen to kill eachother this weekend...can i have your new perfume?

B- (gives "evil eye")

N- (nervously) hehe! just kidding! (grabs tootie's arm) let's go tootie!

(run up-stairs)

lol...i know it's not much i just wanted to write somethin cuz i'm bored lololol! go ahead wildchild!

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Okay...
(The girls are still in there room 10 minutes later.)
Jo:Okay,Blair.Now that your done packing go bring it down to the car.I'll meet you down there.
Blair:Aren't you going to help me carry all this stuff?
Jo:Blair,I've got my own stuff to carry. (walks out)
Tootie:We'll help,Blair.(She points to herself then to Nat)
Nat:Yeah,we don't mind.
Blair:Great!(Starts to walk out)
Nat:Wait a minute.Where are you going?
Blair:With Jo on a field trip.Duh!I've only told you-
Nat:No!I mean your not even going to help us carry your stuff?
Blair looks at all her stuff and frowns)Of course I was.I was just...opening the door.
Tootie:Right.I'll get your makeup bag and your hair bag.(picks them up)Urgh!I'm not even going to ask.(she slowly walks out)
Nat:I'll get thesse two.(Picks up the 2 by her feet)Man,Blair,with all the stuff your bringing,you might as well have taken the whole room.
Blair:I just like to be prepared.
Nat:Uh huh.(She walks out struggly to get out the door with the 2 bags)
Blair grabs the other 2)Well,here we go.(walks out)

Okay Blair n Jo Rock you can do the middle.

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ok...i'll do a little more..

(on the train)

B- i can not believe you talked me into this. Mark my word, i am never going on a train again.

J- cool it warner.

B- no need! i'm already freezing!

J- look, we're almost there...just one more stop.

B- (sighs)well alright.

(15 minutes pass until the train makes another stop.)

(train stops)

J- (getting up) well this is us!

B- (looking out the window in disbelief) this?! but...jo this is the middle of no-where!

J- yeah...

B- oh no...you don't mean that...

J- oh come on! (grabs her arm) let's go.

B- (trying to pull all her suitcases) alright alright! no need to get all huffy on me!

J- (rolls eyes and walks off the train)

B- (walking as fast as she can w/ all of her suticases) jo!! don't just leave me here! (walks off train)

(off of the train)

B- you know the train could gave just left with me still in it!

J- oh darn...

B- what would happen to me?!

J- (laughs to herself) i don't wanna know.

B- joanna marie polnicazek that is not funny!

J- Give me a break blair.

B- (is about to yell but stops herself)where's the cab to this so-called cabin?

J- oh...i forgot to tell you.

B- (annoyed) forgot to tell me what?

J- there isn't exactly a..cab.

B- what?! how do you expect to get there then?!

J- well...i was planning on walkin..it's only half a mile away!

B- (sighs) only a half a mile?

J- awww come on blair! left, right, left, right.

B- thank you for your guidence jo, but i know how to walk!

J- well excuuuse me!

(walk for about a half-hour and then finally reach an old...disgusting, dark brown log cabin.)

J- Well here we are!

B-(shocked) here?!?! you're kidding me jo..you...are (sees that jo is not kidding) not kidding.

someone else write for a little while!

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ok...i guess i'll do more even though this is polnicazek22's part.

J- (opens the door and walks inside) hey...this isn't so bad right?

B- there are no mirrors here! how do you expext me to admire myself when there are no mirrors?

J- Blair...

B- even back then they had mirrors! if i would have known that there would be no mirrors here i would have brought more than i did!

J- You brought 5 mirrors blair! i think you'll be okay...

B- well i certainly would hope so. (throws stuff on the floor)

J- look why don't we get settled in.

B- (gives her a look)jo...there is only one bed.

J- yeah...so i'll get the bed and you'll sleep on the floor!

B- (eyes widen) oh no...i think not! first you drag me into the middle of nowhere...and on a train....then you make me walk in the freezing cold...there is no electricity, no mirrors, and now you are going to make me sleep on the floor?!?!

J- (rolls eyes) ok ok! you can have the bed! jeez...calm yourself down.

ok...polnicazek22...this is your part..will u please write a little bit? i feel like i'm doing the whole thing! i mean...we discussed this...u have the beginnin until when blair (you know) i have the middle after that...and wildchild has the end! please write!

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i'm gonna do more..and as u can see i try to qote thte show a little bit....

B- (walks over to bed and gasps)

J- what is it now?

B- there...is..a..

J- what?!

B- a..a..

J- spit it out blair!

B- bug in my bed!!!

J- (flicks it off) not anymore!

B- (sighs)

(about 15 minutes later)

okay...polnicazek22...u got it from here!

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Sorry! I haven't been home for the last day! I'm post though!

B:That's it!
J:What?
B:I'm leaving! I don't care if we fail!
J:Blair! This is nature!
B:Nature's beautiful! That's NOT nature!
J:Fine,I guess we'll just fail.......
B:OK,OK,I'll stay here!
J:Good,now let's un pack....
B:Uh-Oh.....
J:What?!
B:Are there bears in the woods?
J:Nah,of course not...
B:Good,so then that just must be a guy in a costume!
(Jo turns around)
J:Very funny! I'm not scared of you,in a costume...
B:Jo,I don't think that's a costume.....

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sry if i was a little harsh...i'm weird like that...just in bad mood i guess...this is great though!

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That's OK,do you want me to add more?

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