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Ireneparalegal · 08-31-2007, 10:27 PM

Arthur not talking "crazy".

Arthur moving out.

Doug insisting Arthur stay forever and ever.

Carrie not making cracks abt Doug's eating habits or his weight.

Carrie not being cynical or sarcastic.

Carrie not taking advantage of Holly.

Holly to Carrie: "You are not going to take advantage of me anymore. Go to hell Carrie."

Carrie voluntarily going to anger management class.

sweetdiggity · 09-01-2007, 12:29 AM

Doug getting mad because Carrie forgot to buy vegetables and fruit.

Kirby NOT acting gay.

Spence being popular.

Holly never saying she'll have to sleep with someone if she doesn't come up with some money.

sweetdiggity · 09-01-2007, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Holly to Carrie: "You are not going to take advantage of me anymore. Go to hell Carrie."

Ireneparalegal · 09-01-2007, 12:38 AM

Those are some good ones^^^^^

Carrie never being jealous abt ANYTHING.

Doug not looking for attention from any hot looking lady.

Doug standing up to that waitress who was bullying him in that restaurant.

Spence being a bouncer at an elite club.

Doug tells Carrie that Deacon is seeing another lady and he insists on telling Deacon's wife.

Carrie and Doug love that horrendous painting that Deacon and Kelly gave them as a present.

Richie is a contestant on JEOPARDY.

catlover79 · 09-01-2007, 12:38 AM

Doug: "You know, Carrie, this leaf and twig diet is DELICIOUS!! Just look at my fat melt away before your eyes. This is GREAT!!"

Ireneparalegal · 09-01-2007, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Doug: "You know, Carrie, this leaf and twig diet is DELICIOUS!! Just look at my fat melt away before your eyes. This is GREAT!!"

Doug to Carrie: "You know Carrie, with all the delicious, nutritious foods out there, there is no reason for us to order take-out anymore."

sweetdiggity · 09-01-2007, 12:43 AM

Doug at the gym while Carrie is on the couch eating chips and drinking beer.

Arthur using his "inside voice."

Doug and Carrie wanting to go to a Knicks game with "Oldie and Tiny."

Arthur being able to stay married.

Ireneparalegal · 09-01-2007, 12:45 AM

Arthur being a "ladies man".

Lou Ferrigno being anorexic.

Spence helping Richie get dates.

Spence: "TiVo thinks I'm gay. I guess I am."

sweetdiggity · 09-01-2007, 12:53 AM

Carrie to Doug and/or Arthur :"Don't ask me, I'm not the boss of you!"

Carrie:"God Doug! Look at you, you need to gain some weight!"

Arthur:"I've always loved you, Veronica."

Doug:"Light beer is WAY better than regular."

Doug:"I LOVE museums!!"

sweetdiggity · 09-01-2007, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Spence: "TiVo thinks I'm gay. I guess I am."

Ireneparalegal · 09-01-2007, 12:57 AM

Carrie and Doug not making a big thing abt the $500 donation to the school library as a patron.

Spence working out with Lou Ferrigno.

Doug becoming bulimic.

Carrie not buying designer clothes or shoes.

Carrie going over to Holly's to help her while she is sick.

Deacon hanging out with lots of black guys and Doug not getting jealous.

Doug drinking Slimfast.

sweetdiggity · 09-01-2007, 01:03 AM

Carrie NOT causing a scene after being treated rudely by a waiter.

Rico being ugly.

Arthur hooking up with Carrie's aunt instead of Doug's.

Doug quitting going to Cooper's because the food is unhealthy.

Ireneparalegal · 09-01-2007, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by sweetdiggity

Carrie NOT causing a scene after being treated rudely by a waiter.

Rico being ugly.

Arthur hooking up with Carrie's aunt instead of Doug's.

Doug quitting going to Cooper's because the food is unhealthy.

I especially like the Rico comment.

Doug and Carrie with four kids under the age of 5.

Arthur making sense.

Carrie liking the boss' son touching her boob.

Doug wishing Carrie would "dress down" and be more "unpretty".

sweetdiggity · 09-01-2007, 01:26 AM

Doug wanting to go to La Boheme.

Carrie working at IPS and Doug being a secretary.

Carrie not cheating at games.

Arthur not getting mad after someone eats all the deviled eggs.

Carrie never saying, "Are you insane?"

Danny having a successful business.

Ireneparalegal · 09-01-2007, 06:35 PM

Carrie doing her own manicures/nails.

Carrie NOT calling Doug an idiot.

Doug fasting.

Doug never lying to Carrie.

Carrie going to speech class to get rid of her "accent".

08-31-2007, 10:27 PM	#1
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09-01-2007, 12:38 AM	#4
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Those are some good ones^^^^^ Carrie never being jealous abt ANYTHING. Doug not looking for attention from any hot looking lady. Doug standing up to that waitress who was bullying him in that restaurant. Spence being a bouncer at an elite club. Doug tells Carrie that Deacon is seeing another lady and he insists on telling Deacon's wife. Carrie and Doug love that horrendous painting that Deacon and Kelly gave them as a present. Richie is a contestant on JEOPARDY.

09-01-2007, 12:43 AM	#7
sweetdiggity King of comedy!!! Senior Member Join Date: Oct 08, 2005 Location: L.R.G. Headquarters Posts: 2,258	Doug at the gym while Carrie is on the couch eating chips and drinking beer. Arthur using his "inside voice." Doug and Carrie wanting to go to a Knicks game with "Oldie and Tiny." Arthur being able to stay married.

09-01-2007, 12:45 AM	#8
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Arthur being a "ladies man". Lou Ferrigno being anorexic. Spence helping Richie get dates. Spence: "TiVo thinks I'm gay. I guess I am."

09-01-2007, 12:53 AM	#9
sweetdiggity King of comedy!!! Senior Member Join Date: Oct 08, 2005 Location: L.R.G. Headquarters Posts: 2,258	Carrie to Doug and/or Arthur :"Don't ask me, I'm not the boss of you!" Carrie:"God Doug! Look at you, you need to gain some weight!" Arthur:"I've always loved you, Veronica." Doug:"Light beer is WAY better than regular." Doug:"I LOVE museums!!"

09-01-2007, 12:57 AM	#11
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Carrie and Doug not making a big thing abt the $500 donation to the school library as a patron. Spence working out with Lou Ferrigno. Doug becoming bulimic. Carrie not buying designer clothes or shoes. Carrie going over to Holly's to help her while she is sick. Deacon hanging out with lots of black guys and Doug not getting jealous. Doug drinking Slimfast.

09-01-2007, 01:03 AM	#12
sweetdiggity King of comedy!!! Senior Member Join Date: Oct 08, 2005 Location: L.R.G. Headquarters Posts: 2,258	Carrie NOT causing a scene after being treated rudely by a waiter. Rico being ugly. Arthur hooking up with Carrie's aunt instead of Doug's. Doug quitting going to Cooper's because the food is unhealthy.

09-01-2007, 01:26 AM	#14
sweetdiggity King of comedy!!! Senior Member Join Date: Oct 08, 2005 Location: L.R.G. Headquarters Posts: 2,258	Doug wanting to go to La Boheme. Carrie working at IPS and Doug being a secretary. Carrie not cheating at games. Arthur not getting mad after someone eats all the deviled eggs. Carrie never saying, "Are you insane?" Danny having a successful business.

09-01-2007, 06:35 PM	#15
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Carrie doing her own manicures/nails. Carrie NOT calling Doug an idiot. Doug fasting. Doug never lying to Carrie. Carrie going to speech class to get rid of her "accent".