Friday's Quotes & a Honeymooners' Labor Day:

[Frank Gannucci]

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(Ralph is shown walking down to the beach on Coney Island.)

Ralph: "Okay Norton. You can set the barbeque grill here."

(Ed comes with the barbeque grill.)

Ed: "Ralph, why couldn't you have helped me?"

Ralph: "Because that is your grill. These are my towles and bags. I didn't ask you to carry them for me."

Ed: "Oh I see."

Ralph: "The girls should be coming around. Here they are."

(The girls arrive.)

Alice: "Ralph, I hope you don't make a joker out of yourself like you do everytime you have a barbeque."

Ralph: "I have never made an idiot out of myself."

Ed: "Yeah and this ain't Coney Island. Ha ha ha ha."

Ralph: "Don't start anything Norton or you will get what is coming to you."

(They set up the beach towles and umbrellas. Ed accidentally hits Ralph's foot with his umbrella.)

Ralph (yells): "ARRRRRRRRGGH!...OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WHY DON'T YOU WATCH WHERE YOU ARE PLACING THAT THING?"

Ed (yells): "IT ISN'T MY FAULT THAT YOU HAVE FAT FEET."

Trixie: "Calm down you two."

Ralph: "All right."

Alice: "Ralph, the tide might come in. We should move."

Ralph: "We are not moving. The tide is not going to come in Alice and I can assure you of that. If it did, it would have come in now. This is just like the Miami Beach Beach."

(Audience claps.)

(Later on, Ralph is cooking. He has earphones on.)

Ralph: "The burgeries and hot dogs are ready. Come and get them."

(They all do.)

Ralph: "I will be cooking more. I am sure glad we have this Labor Day off. It celebrates the working person."

(The tide is coming in.)

Alice: "Ralph, the tide is coming in. We should move."

(Ralph can't hear Alice. Alice tires to tell him by using gestures.)

Ralph (yells): "ALICE, THE TIDE IS NOT COMING IN."

(The tide comes in. Ed's grill gets soaked and so does the rest of Ralph's dinner.)

Ralph: "Oh gee."

Ed: "Ralph, looks like your dinner plans got all wet."

Ralph (yells): "DO YOU WANT A KNUCKLE SANDWICH NORTON?"

(Ralph runs after Ed. The girls run after Ralph. They all run in the water chasing each other. Ralph trips and falls and gets a big wave splashed on him.)

(Ed laughs.)

(The chase is on again as the episode ends.)

(Jackie Gleason comes on stage.)

Jackie: "FOlks, I just want to to wish the greatest audiences in the world here a very happy Labor Day."

(Audience claps.)

Jackie: "First, Jean Kean."

(Jean Kean comes out and greets Jackie.)

Jackie: "Audrey Meadows."

(Aud comes out and kisses Jackie.)

Jackie: "Art Carney."

(Art comes out and greets Jackie.)

Jackie: "Good night everyone."

"Sleepy Time Gal":

(Ralph and Ed arrive in the Kramdens apartment.)

Ralph (whispering): "Shhh! Alice is asleep."

Ed: "What's that Ralph?"

Ralph (whispering): "I said that Alice is asleep."

Ed: "I can't hear you."

Alice (from bedroom): "He said: 'Shhh! Alice is asleep.'"

"Kramden's Curse":

Man: "Carry Mr. Kramden to the train station."

(The men try to pick up Ralph but to no avail.)

Ed: "I think it would be easier if you went to the train station, picked it up, and carried it back here."



"Two For The Money":

(Ed & Ralph dance to music that is coming from Dehnny's Bar's jukebox at 3am. The owner unplugs it.)

Restaurant Owner: "Do you want me to lose my license?"

Ed: "Don't worry. We will drive you home."

"My Fair Landlord":

Ed: "Can you paint this place during a time when I am not here like on a Sunday?"

Ralph: "Why not now?"

Ed: "I can't stand the smell of paint."

Ralph: "Are you kidding me? You work in the sewer all day and you can't stand the smell of paint?"

"Vacation At Fred's Landing":

Alice: "Have you told Trixie about the change in vacation plans. I know that she wanted to go to Atlantic City."

Ed: "Trixie will go where I want to go."

Ralph: "Atta boy pal! Put your foot down."

Alice: "What are you going to do if she puts up a squawk?"

Ed: "Very simple. I will tell her that Atlantic City is closed for the summer."

"Expectant Father":

(Ralph thinks that he is going to be a father. He wants his new boy to be a fighter.)

Ed: "Why don't you name the kid Percy?"

Ralph: "Percy?"

Ed: "With a name like that, he will be fighting all the time."

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

Ed: "I got a solution on how we should remove the dresser. The drawers are probably filled with junk."

Ralph: "That's not a bad idea."

(Ed takes the drawers and puts them on top of the dresser.)

Ralph: "Okay, let's go."

"A Dog's Life":

(Ralph is at the dog pound. He just gave back Alice's dog that he hated, but slowly and surely he started not hating it.)

Ralph: "Is my dog going to get a good home?"

Man: "I hope so."

Ralph: "What do you mean by that?"

Man: "We have several dogs who are only supposed to be here for four days. We got several who are over the limit."

Ralph: "What happens to the dogs who are over the limit?"

Man: "They have to be destroyed."

Ralph: "You mean to tell me that the dog I just gave back is going to be destroyed?" (going into the room where all the dogs are, yells): "WAIT A MINUTE!"

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

(Ralph picks up his jacket that is iron-burnt.)

Ralph: "Is this your idea of a joke Norton?"

Ed: "No, that's my idea of a burn."