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Old 03-26-2001, 12:38 AM   #1
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Post 2nd Part to Stranded in the woods

Last we left the girls, they were going camping with Bev & Andy. So Bev takes a shortcut to the campsite & ends up hitting a deer & running into a tree. Now there all stuck out there in the woods with no sing of civilization.

Bev: Is everyone alright
Girls: I thinks so
Bev: Andy where’s Andy
Andy: Boo Bev; Oh! don’t do that you could of given me a heart attack but I’m glad your
ok .
Jo closes the hood of the wenebago
JO: Looks like the wenabago is not dirvable
Blair: So now what are we going to do
Bev: Well we will have to walk to the nearest gas station
JO (says sarcastically): Oh ya I think there was one right up over the hill
Blair: So your saying were stuck out here with no beds, no shower
Tootie: No toilets
Nat: Tootie see the trees pick one and go behind it so we don’t have to hear about you
needing to go to the restroom anymore
Tootie: Alright alright keep your shorts on
Blair: JO I can’t live like this I need to sleep in a bed or I won’t get my beauty sleep.
JO: I’d hate to break it to ya princess DI but your going to have to get used to it because
its getting dark.
Bev: JO’s right were going to have to find a place to set up for camp
Andy: Oh you girls are Lucky I came along, you know that big bag I brought I put a tent
in there just in case we needed it
JO: Well were is it
Andy: Uh oh
Nat: What uh oh I distinctly heard an uh oh
Andy: I left the bag in the wenebago
Nat: You little twerp
Andy: You promised you wouldn’t call me that
Blair: Now what are we going to do. JO you look like someone who would know what to
do in this situation
Gives Blair a Glare
JO: I guess were going to have to sleep on the ground
Blair: No way I’m not sleeping there
JO: Well you can’t sleep standing up
Nat: Doesn’t it get cold at night out here
Bev: We’ll have to cuddle up next to each other to stay warm
Andy: You guys can cuddle around me
Nat flicks Andy’s ear and the rest give him a glare
Andy: Hey it was worth a shot
Bev; Andy you’ll sleep by me tonight
Bev puts her hand in her coat pocket
Bev: Hey can you believe that I have matches in here
Toote: What are we going to do with those start everyone on fire
Nat: No Tootie we start a fire with them
Tootie: Oh ya I knew that
JO; I’ll go get the fire wood
Blair’s stomach starts to growl
Blair: I’m hungry what are we going to eat
Bev: That’s a good question
Andy tries to sneak a candy bar out of his coat pocket
everyone sees the candy bar
Andy: What’s everyone looking at
He realizes what there staring at
Andy: Oh no this is mine, did any of you buy this candy bar
Tootie: Come on Andy can’t we share, were all hungry and there’s nothing else to eat.
Andy: But I bought it
Nat snatches it
Andy: Hey!
Nat: Tootie catch
Tootie grabs the candy bar
Andy: Give that back
Andy jumps to get it out of Tooties hands but can’t reach
Tootie: Blair
As the candy bar is being thrown to Blair JO grabs it. JO puts down the firewood
JO: Ok who has a knife
Andy: I have this pocket knife
JO cuts he candy bar in 6 parts. Everyone eats the candy. Jo makes the fire
Blair: Why are you putting the wood in a pyramid shape, we don’t have time to wait for
you to stack up the wood were cold
JO: Yes I know Blair but I learned that if you put the wood in a pyramid shape the fire
burn longer
Blair: Were did you learn this in Girl Scouts
JO: Ya
Blair: You were in Girl Scouts, boy all I thought you ever did in the Bronx was run
around with the little Deablos
JO: that’s young Deablos, and no I didn’t and (Jokes) you know the first Girl Scout bag I
got was for knocking off a candy store
Tootie: You knocked off a candy store
Nat: No Tootie, Ha Ha, JO was telling a Joke
Tootie; But Jo never tells jokes
Bev: Ok now that we have a fire maybe we should hit the sack
Blair: And what am I supposed to lay on
Bev: The ground
Blair: No way I’m not going to get my hair dirty
JO; Here lay on my coat, now lets get some sleep
the girls lay next to each other
Andy: Ok girls I’ll sleep in the middle
they give him a glare
Bev: Andy you’ll sleep next to me
Andy: Ah man
later on they here animal noises
Tootie: What’s that
JO: What
Tootie; that howl
Nat: what howl
Tootie; there it is again
Bev: Oh that’s just a wolf
Blair; A wolf, don’t they eat humans?
JO: Hey Blair why don’t go up to the wolf and find out
Blair gives JO I’m going to kill you look
Tootie: They eat people?
Nat: Oh ya the wolf just knows were out here so he is going to come and eat us,
Andy: Oh man I’m going to die before I get my first kiss
JO: Can we all be quite and get some sleep
Tootie: But what about the wolf
Bev; I’m sure the wolf is more scared of us then we are of him
Blair: Ya the wolf will take one look at JO and go running for the hills
JO Makes a fist and says
JO: Enough about the wolf they won’t eat us now can we get some sleep
Bev: JO’s right we better get some sleep we can get we have a long day tomorrow.
Andy; Good nite Beverly Ann
BE; Good nite Andy, Good nite Tootie
Tootie: Good nite, Good nite Nat
Nat: Good nite Tootie, Good nite Blair
Blair” Goo...
JO: Cut it out and go to sleep uh
everyone: Good nite JO
JO says in head, why me why me

To be continued...

Don't worry there's only going to be 2 more parts and I'm going to try and post them up soon


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