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Last we left the girls, they were going camping with Bev & Andy. So Bev takes a shortcut to the campsite & ends up hitting a deer & running into a tree. Now there all stuck out there in the woods with no sing of civilization.
Bev: Is everyone alright Girls: I thinks so Bev: Andy where’s Andy Andy: Boo Bev; Oh! don’t do that you could of given me a heart attack but I’m glad your ok . Jo closes the hood of the wenebago JO: Looks like the wenabago is not dirvable Blair: So now what are we going to do Bev: Well we will have to walk to the nearest gas station JO (says sarcastically): Oh ya I think there was one right up over the hill Blair: So your saying were stuck out here with no beds, no shower Tootie: No toilets Nat: Tootie see the trees pick one and go behind it so we don’t have to hear about you needing to go to the restroom anymore Tootie: Alright alright keep your shorts on Blair: JO I can’t live like this I need to sleep in a bed or I won’t get my beauty sleep. JO: I’d hate to break it to ya princess DI but your going to have to get used to it because its getting dark. Bev: JO’s right were going to have to find a place to set up for camp Andy: Oh you girls are Lucky I came along, you know that big bag I brought I put a tent in there just in case we needed it JO: Well were is it Andy: Uh oh Nat: What uh oh I distinctly heard an uh oh Andy: I left the bag in the wenebago Nat: You little twerp Andy: You promised you wouldn’t call me that Blair: Now what are we going to do. JO you look like someone who would know what to do in this situation Gives Blair a Glare JO: I guess were going to have to sleep on the ground Blair: No way I’m not sleeping there JO: Well you can’t sleep standing up Nat: Doesn’t it get cold at night out here Bev: We’ll have to cuddle up next to each other to stay warm Andy: You guys can cuddle around me Nat flicks Andy’s ear and the rest give him a glare Andy: Hey it was worth a shot Bev; Andy you’ll sleep by me tonight Bev puts her hand in her coat pocket Bev: Hey can you believe that I have matches in here Toote: What are we going to do with those start everyone on fire Nat: No Tootie we start a fire with them Tootie: Oh ya I knew that JO; I’ll go get the fire wood Blair’s stomach starts to growl Blair: I’m hungry what are we going to eat Bev: That’s a good question Andy tries to sneak a candy bar out of his coat pocket everyone sees the candy bar Andy: What’s everyone looking at He realizes what there staring at Andy: Oh no this is mine, did any of you buy this candy bar Tootie: Come on Andy can’t we share, were all hungry and there’s nothing else to eat. Andy: But I bought it Nat snatches it Andy: Hey! Nat: Tootie catch Tootie grabs the candy bar Andy: Give that back Andy jumps to get it out of Tooties hands but can’t reach Tootie: Blair As the candy bar is being thrown to Blair JO grabs it. JO puts down the firewood JO: Ok who has a knife Andy: I have this pocket knife JO cuts he candy bar in 6 parts. Everyone eats the candy. Jo makes the fire Blair: Why are you putting the wood in a pyramid shape, we don’t have time to wait for you to stack up the wood were cold JO: Yes I know Blair but I learned that if you put the wood in a pyramid shape the fire burn longer Blair: Were did you learn this in Girl Scouts JO: Ya Blair: You were in Girl Scouts, boy all I thought you ever did in the Bronx was run around with the little Deablos JO: that’s young Deablos, and no I didn’t and (Jokes) you know the first Girl Scout bag I got was for knocking off a candy store Tootie: You knocked off a candy store Nat: No Tootie, Ha Ha, JO was telling a Joke Tootie; But Jo never tells jokes Bev: Ok now that we have a fire maybe we should hit the sack Blair: And what am I supposed to lay on Bev: The ground Blair: No way I’m not going to get my hair dirty JO; Here lay on my coat, now lets get some sleep the girls lay next to each other Andy: Ok girls I’ll sleep in the middle they give him a glare Bev: Andy you’ll sleep next to me Andy: Ah man later on they here animal noises Tootie: What’s that JO: What Tootie; that howl Nat: what howl Tootie; there it is again Bev: Oh that’s just a wolf Blair; A wolf, don’t they eat humans? JO: Hey Blair why don’t go up to the wolf and find out Blair gives JO I’m going to kill you look Tootie: They eat people? Nat: Oh ya the wolf just knows were out here so he is going to come and eat us, Andy: Oh man I’m going to die before I get my first kiss JO: Can we all be quite and get some sleep Tootie: But what about the wolf Bev; I’m sure the wolf is more scared of us then we are of him Blair: Ya the wolf will take one look at JO and go running for the hills JO Makes a fist and says JO: Enough about the wolf they won’t eat us now can we get some sleep Bev: JO’s right we better get some sleep we can get we have a long day tomorrow. Andy; Good nite Beverly Ann BE; Good nite Andy, Good nite Tootie Tootie: Good nite, Good nite Nat Nat: Good nite Tootie, Good nite Blair Blair” Goo... JO: Cut it out and go to sleep uh everyone: Good nite JO JO says in head, why me why me To be continued... Don't worry there's only going to be 2 more parts and I'm going to try and post them up soon |
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