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Old 03-10-2001, 10:40 PM   #1
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Exclamation A New Fan-Fic... Spliting Up

( Jo and Blair are in the kitchen)

B: No,no,no! The tiger rolls don't go with the hippo ones!
J: Who cares where they go?
B: When Mrs. Garrett left for England she asked me to run the store! I need to be like her, and she puts the tigers and hippos in different bins!
J: Why did Mrs. G have to go on a vacation?!
( Tootie and Natalie laugh and come in)
T: Can you stop?
N: Hey, all I did was spill a little!
T: A little hot coco on Mrs. Garrett's new roll couch! You're toast!
N: All we gotta do is clean it up!
T: That was permanet! It can't be cleaned!
J: What's the fighting about?!
T: Natalie spilt hot coco on Mrs. Garrett's couch! The brand new one!
B: Don't worry!
( The girls go to the couch. Blair picks up a pillow and lays it on the stain)
B(proudly):There! She'll never notice!
J: What happens when she takes of the pillow and sees the spot?!
B: Then it's our turn to go to England.
T: We are in trouble-----
( The girls are selling the rolls)
B: Thank you! And come to Edna's Edibles again!
J: Blair, we've been selling for over 10 hours! When can we have a break?


I gotta go, but i'll post more soon!
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Old 03-11-2001, 12:56 PM   #2
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B: No ! If you want to go to sleep, then go.
J: OK
( Blair sighs just as Jo is leaving)
J: What was that for?
B: What was what for?
J: The ( imitates the sigh)
B: Nothing, but I just know I can't handle the store myself!
J: Then close the shop! We got more important things to fix! Like the brown couch!
B: I'll just work,and work,and work and-
J: OK! I'll help!!
( Tootie comes in)
T: Here's another stack of hippo rolls!
B: Put them on the counter. Where's Natalie with the extra stack of Tiger Rolls?!
(Natalie comes in)
N: Where'd you want these?
J: The counter,right by Tootie's hopping hippos.
T: Not hopping,happy!
( Jo points to a roll)
J: Look at the face, it's not smiling!
T: That one got smeared in the oven! There's only one thing we can do!
(Tootie takes a big bite of the roll)
B: Tootie! The customer always comes first!
N: What customers? Blair! We haven't had a single customer in like...2 days!
B: Well, Alex Grahm Bell didn't give up!
(Turns to Jo)
B:You know who he is,right?!
(Tootie picks up the batch of hippos)
T: These gotta go into the oven!
J: Well, I gotta take my bike to the shop. Anything you want me to pick up?
(Tootie drops the rolls on the floor)
T(slowly)(Sadly):Yeah,another batch of hippo rolls

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Old 03-11-2001, 02:40 PM   #4
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This is goin really good.Post more soon.

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Blair:If I don't spend money soon,well I'll just pull all my hair out.
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B: Tootie! How can you drop hippo rolls!?
T: They just,slipped out!
B: That took all day for me to make them!
T: Uh uh uh! That took all day for us to make them!
N: She's right Blair, you haven't been helping,just bossing!
B: I'm just a little over my head....
J: You mean you just noticed?!
B: Very funny,Jo.
N: What do we do noe,everything's going wrong! First the stain,which won't come off-
T: Now the rolls!
J: Let's just wash them off
(Jo takes one and washes them off)
B: Hello! They fell on the floor!
J: I guss you're right....
B:I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!!
N: What?! What?!
B: Let's just call Mrs. Garrett and-
J: It's terrible.
B: You don't even know what I was gonna say yet!
J: It's always terrible!
T: Jo, give her a chance.
B: As I was saying, we call Mrs. Garrett and tell her to delay her trip!
J: So we can dread more?
B: So we have time to cook more rolls,and try to get the stain off!
J: OK, it just...might...work
B: Now, what's the number?
(The door opens)
MG:Girls,I'm back!
J: Blair, it's time for plan B
B: OK, what's Plan B?

I'm working on like..so many fan-fics at the same time. So I will post more soon!


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Please write more soon I love it.

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J:Blair its a red light.
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B(cheerfully):Hello Mrs.Garrett!
MG(knowing somethings going on):Hi. Blair,what have you've done?
B: Did I do something?
MG: I know that tone. Spit it out! C'mon!
N(running in):It was my fault,Mrs.G. I spilt the coca on your couch.
T(behind Natalie):And I dropped the hippo rolls.
J(behind Tootie):And I was just plain good!
MG:Girls,I leave you alone for the weekend and you stain my couch-
(Looks at the stain)
MG rop a batch of hippo rolls-
(Looks at the mess)
MG:And now this?!
(All 4 girls look at eachother saying they didn't know what other thing they did)
B:What other thing did we do?
MG:Why! You've worked together in fighting! You were yelling and fighting!
J:I guess we were. We were pretty upset weren't we
T:Yeah,we were
MG:Girls,what do you have to say for yourselves?
J:If we can't live together in harmony for a weekend,we can't live in harmony together!
N:I'm going back home.
T:So am I
J:The Bronx is where I'll be
B: Were all spliting up,Mrs.Garrett,were all spliting up.

PART 2 WILL COME SOON

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Old 03-19-2001, 05:16 PM   #10
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Yeah! I can't wait to read part 2.You've done a good job so far.Please post soon!

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Old 03-20-2001, 07:58 PM   #11
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Hey,can you guys do PART 2? Then I'll do it the way I planned, and we'll see how different it is!

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