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Old 11-10-2000, 05:57 PM   #1
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Everything Has A Price (7th)

---store edna's edibles---

Tootie: (walks in)
Mrs. G: Tootie where have you been? you should have been here 2 hours ago!
Tootie: I rode the bus to New York for an interview (smiles and takes coat off)
Jo: Interview? For what?
Tootie: A modeling jo! (Smiles)
Nat: Did you get it?
Tootie: YUP!!! (screams)
Nat: really!?!?!?
Tootie: yea!! (smiles) I'm dong a sessions tomorrow after my classes!!
Mrs. G: Oh Tootie!! That wonderful! (hugs her)
Blair: yea, congradulations!!
Jo: Way to go!!
Tootie: (Smiles)

----Living Room----

Tootie: (walks in)
Mrs. G: Oh hi Tootie! I have a bunch of phone messages for you!!
Jo: Yea and soem guy named Jake dropped by too!
Tootie: Really? I dont know a Jake!
mrs. G: well, Nate, John, and Stephen called (smiles)
tootieL (puzzled Look) I wonder why so many people called?
nat: (walks in) Tootie.. (says weird)
Tootie: Hey Nat! whats wrong?
Nat: (walks over by tootie) look at this!! (hands tootie a playboy magazine)
Tootie: (screams)
Mrs. G: What is it?
Nat: (grabs magazine out of Tootie's hands and give is to Mrs. G)
Jo and Blair: (Goes behind Mrs. G to see what it is)
Mrs. G: Oh My god!! Tootie!! (turns head and closes eyes and hands magazine to Natalie) here Natalie take this!!
Jo: tootie posed nude for Playboy!! I dont believe it!!
Tootie: I didnt know he was from Playboy!!
Mrs. G: But you naked here!! (says disgusted and sits down)
Tootie: mrs. Garrett it's not me (says softly and not looking at mrs. garrett)
Mrs. G: Tootie... do you have a twin sister taht you never told us about!?!? Cuz this sure look like you!! (shouts)
Tootie: Well, waht if it were me?!? Is it so hard to believe!?!
Mrs. G: Tootie!! (gets up and shouts)
Nat: You mean you did pose for this magazine??
Tootie: So what if i did!! (walks out front door)
Mrs. G: Tootie!! Tootie!! (goes after her then door slams and turns to face the other girls)
Blair: she wouldnt to this... would she?
Mrs. G: I dont know Blair... i dont know!! (disappointed)

---Modeling Agency----

Tootie: (walks in) Hi may i see Jonathan please?
Secretary: Yea, I'll see if he's available (picks up phone) He said come right in!
Tootie: Thanks! (goes into Jonathan's office)
Joanathan: Hello Tootie!! Didn't we have an appointment next week?
Tootie: I want to know why there is a naked picture of my in the PlayBoy Magazine!!
Jonathan: Oh that! well, we showed them pictures of people who modled this week and they wanted to buy your pictures!
TootieL i can sue you for using my pictures without my consent!!
Jonathan: Well, actually you can't you signed the contract!!
Tootie: It didn't say anythign about showing my nude pictures in there!!
Jonathan: (takes out contract) yea, but right here it says that we reserve the right to use your pictures in anything we chose or sell them to whoever we want with the approval of you by your signiature on this contract!
Tootie: WELL I QUIT!! (storms out)

----Living Room----

nat: When is Tootie going to get back?
Tootie: (walks in)
mrs. G: Tootie!! (says mad yet says happily)
Tootie: What mrs. garrett? I have had it!! dont start with me!!
Mrs. G: What did you just say!! (says mad)
Tootie: Sorry!! I am extremely mad about that picture!! I can't believe that Jonathan would print it without asking me!!
Mrs. G: I am extremely mad about that picture too!! I can't believe that you would pose nude!!
Tootie: I am 16!! i can make up my own mind and if i want to show my body i cant!! You can't to tell me what to do!
mrs. G: Tootie!! As long as you are living under my room, in my house, under my authority, you won't act like this!! I am technically your gardian until you move out of this hosue!! And I deserve to be treated with respect!!
Tootie: You aren't my mother and you'll never be a replacement of her while i live here!! (runs out)
Mrs. G: FINE!! you want to hurt my feelings, well you jsut did!! (leaves the room too)
Nat: Oh boy!! (runs after Tootie)

---Girls' Bedroom---

nat: (walks in) Tootie, why did you pose nude in the first place?
Tootie: Natalite, i didnt! I just dont see why Mrs. Garrett can't except that my picture is in that magazine! I mean i am!
Nat: Tootie, its not that she can't except it... its that she can't believe it!
Tootie: why can't she believe it?
Nat: becuase Mrs. garrett helped raise you and hse doesn't see how Tootie, the girl she raised, would do seomthign that she strongly opposed!
Tootie: Well, she'll be happy to know that i didnt pose naked!! Jonathan, the guy hwo took my pictures sold the pictures to the magazine and they pasted my head on somebody else's body!!
Nat: why didnt you tell Mrs. Garrett the truth?
Tootie: Becuase, waht if I were gong to? I have to know how she feels about it!
Nat: Tootie, what are you talking about?
Tootie: Playboy offered me a Million dollars per picture used in the magazine!
Nat: A million dollars!! Wait... no...your actually considering it!!
Tootie: It's 1 million dollars PER picture!!
Mrs. G: (knocks on the door then come in) Tootie!! Look, I am very angry but I think we need to talk about this!
Tootie: Natalie please explain it to Mrs. Garrett, I dont know how to say it... (looks away from Mrs. G)
Nat: Look, Mrs. Garrett, Tootie didnt really pose in that magazine
Mrs. G: (smiles and sighs) really?
Nat: she had her face pasted on somebody else's body without having a say in it
Mrs. G: (says to Tootie) But why did you say that you did pose that way?
Tootie: I didnt say exactly that i did it... i just said so WHAT if i did! theres a difference there...
Mrs. G: But why? are you trying to ruin your reputaion!?!?!
Tootie: Nat! Tell her why i wanted to see how she'd act!
Nat: Playboy has offered to pay her 1 million dollars for every picture of her they put in their magazine.. nude pictures!!
Mrs. G: (says to Tootie) And you actually thinking about it?! How disgusting!!
Tootie: yea!! They want to put 5 pictures of me in next months issue!! 5 Millions Dollars!!!!
Mrs. G: Is 5 million dollars worth having everybody see your body!! To face all of that embarrassment and be treated like a sex object!! Most guys would only go out with you for your body!! Is it worth it!?!
Tootie: I dont know...
Mrs. G: What do you really want to do?
Tootie: huh... turn them down...
Mrs. G: well what maked you want to say yes?
Tootie: All of the attention... guys... I mean.. the magazine was out one day i got asked out by 10 guys in 2 hours!!
Mrs. G: yea... but...
Tootie: 8 of them asked if I'd have sex with them!!
Mrs. G: see what this is doing to your reputation!
Tootie: Yea... I'll turn them down!!
Mrs. G: Finally!! I got though to you!!
Nat: Ah... the times of teenage hell!!
Mrs. G: Natalie!!
Nat: Well going through life during the teenage years is like taking a trip to hell!!
Mrs. G: Natalie!! Stop it!!
Nat: What saying hell!?!
Mrs. G: YES!! now stop it!!
Nat: sorry! (smiles at Tootie hinting ofr her to say it)
Tootie: well I guess teenagers are like being in hell!
Mrs. G: Girls!! do i have to say it again!?!?
Nat and Tootie: (Laugh) Oh Mrs. Garrett!! (hug her)
Mrs. G: Girls!! (hugs back)
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That was good! I should have read these earlier!

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This is really good I can't wait to read more.
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UGH!! i hate this one!! it's SOOO stupid!!! hehe.. i have NO CLUE why you guys like this one! i mean hello! i didnt' even get the scenes right!! i said Edna's Edibles for int eh 7th season!! hehe.. i mean OMG! HELL NO!! hehe.. i think i wrote this before even the 7th, 8th, and 9th seasons were shown on the marathon from Nick at Nite.. ugh i hate this script!! PLEASE will one of the modoraters take this off!! PLEASE!!! hehe please take it off!
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I thought i asked somebody to take this off!
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