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Frank Gannucci · 08-27-2007, 08:57 AM

"Cottage For Sale Part 2":

Ralph (yells): "WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK ALICE? WOULD YOU GET OFF
MY BACK? I TOLD YOU THIS PLACE WILL LOOK BEAUTIFUL."

Alice (yells): "YOU MADE A MISTAKE. WHY DON'T YOU ADMIT IT RALPH?"

Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! I ADMIT IT! I ADMIT IT! I ADMIT IT! I MADE A MISTAKE. GO AHEAD AND KILL ME. GO AHEAD AND KILL ME."

Alice (yells): "DON'T TEMPT ME RALPH! DON'T TEMPT ME."

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

Doctor: "This is an aptitude test Mr. Kramden. You are supposed to take an object and fit it in its respective hole."

Ed: "Can three people play?"

"Mama Loves Mambo":

Ralph (to Carlos): "It's easy for you to play Sir Galahad. You don't work. When you work, you dance. That's not work. When we work, we work. Dirty work. Just take a look at my friend's hands and mine and yours."

Ed: "It's not fair to compare my hands to his. I got mine in water all day."

"On Stage":

(Ralph is thinking of how to greet the Raccoons in his letters.)

Ed: "How about 'Greetings!'?"

Ralph: "'Greetings?'"

Ed: "Yeah, the draft board did pretty good with that one."

"Vacation At Fred's Landing":

(The car won't start.)

Trixie: "Ralph, it might help if you turned the ignition key."

Ralph: "I was just about to do that. I just wanted to see if the battery was alive."

"Vacation At Fred's Landing":

Ralph: "First you almost made me lose my hearing. Then, you try to electrocute me. Why don't you help me some more, run over me with the car?"

Ed: "I can't get the car started."

"Play It Again, Norton":

Ralph: "I am a nobody."

Ed: "I could have told you that 10 years ago."

"The Babysitter":

Ralph: "The bills will get bigger and bigger and I will have less to eat. I will start losing weight. Then, do you know what I will look like?"

Alice: "Yeah, a human being."

"The Main Event":

Ralph: "You want my salary to leak out?"

Alice: "Your salary coundn't even drip out."

08-27-2007, 08:57 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,042	Monday's Quotes: "Cottage For Sale Part 2": Ralph (yells): "WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK ALICE? WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK? I TOLD YOU THIS PLACE WILL LOOK BEAUTIFUL." Alice (yells): "YOU MADE A MISTAKE. WHY DON'T YOU ADMIT IT RALPH?" Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! I ADMIT IT! I ADMIT IT! I ADMIT IT! I MADE A MISTAKE. GO AHEAD AND KILL ME. GO AHEAD AND KILL ME." Alice (yells): "DON'T TEMPT ME RALPH! DON'T TEMPT ME." "Out of Sight, Out of Mind": Doctor: "This is an aptitude test Mr. Kramden. You are supposed to take an object and fit it in its respective hole." Ed: "Can three people play?" "Mama Loves Mambo": Ralph (to Carlos): "It's easy for you to play Sir Galahad. You don't work. When you work, you dance. That's not work. When we work, we work. Dirty work. Just take a look at my friend's hands and mine and yours." Ed: "It's not fair to compare my hands to his. I got mine in water all day." "On Stage": (Ralph is thinking of how to greet the Raccoons in his letters.) Ed: "How about 'Greetings!'?" Ralph: "'Greetings?'" Ed: "Yeah, the draft board did pretty good with that one." "Vacation At Fred's Landing": (The car won't start.) Trixie: "Ralph, it might help if you turned the ignition key." Ralph: "I was just about to do that. I just wanted to see if the battery was alive." "Vacation At Fred's Landing": Ralph: "First you almost made me lose my hearing. Then, you try to electrocute me. Why don't you help me some more, run over me with the car?" Ed: "I can't get the car started." "Play It Again, Norton": Ralph: "I am a nobody." Ed: "I could have told you that 10 years ago." "The Babysitter": Ralph: "The bills will get bigger and bigger and I will have less to eat. I will start losing weight. Then, do you know what I will look like?" Alice: "Yeah, a human being." "The Main Event": Ralph: "You want my salary to leak out?" Alice: "Your salary coundn't even drip out."