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catlover79 · 08-27-2007, 12:27 AM

The Big Guy using physical force to get Mama out of the building.

Herb: "No, Andy! I would never go after your job!"

Jennifer: "No, he's too old for me."

Jennifer: "A man's money means nothing to me."

Jennifer: "Yes, everything is natural. I've had absolutely no work done!" (Uh-huh.

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Dr. Johnny Fever: "Marijuana? LSD? I would never touch the stuff!"

Les Nessman: "I could care less about the Silver Sow Award and the Buckeye Newshawk Awards! I don't care about farm reports, either!!"

Herb getting through a whole show without putting the make on Jennifer.

Andy finally snaps and beats Herb to a bloody pulp.

Les removes the masking tape from around his desk. "Walls? Who needs 'em?"

Les learning how to correctly pronounce Chi Chi Rodriguez's name.

Venus Flytrap going through an entire broadcast without a date in the booth.

Venus going through an entire show without saying, "What it is?"

Bailey decides SHE wants to have all the power - and physically takes out Jennifer to become the highest paid (and most drooled-over) employee at WKRP.

Andy fires Dr. Fever for saying "booger" on the air.

Herb going to work every day in a fashionable tux.

Les and Jennifer getting married.

Herb and Jennifer getting married.

Big Guy: "I can't always hide in my office. I need to face my problems HEAD ON!"

The Big Guy giving away all the toys and gadgets in his office to poor kids, and actually spends time in the office doing WORK.

And finally:

Jennifer: "Yes, I really WAS a man!!"

Mikado · 08-27-2007, 01:05 AM

Mama: "I'm so very proud of you, son!"

Mr. Carlson: "Man i love this Rock & Roll... should have done this years ago!"

Herb: "This checkered jacket and white belt are really a front, i'm with the FBI and we've had our eye on Johnny Fever for years!"

Herb: "My chasing after Jennifer is really a front.........I'm in love with Andy!"

Les: "And after I won the olympic gold, I spent 20 years working in heavy construction..."

Andy: "God I hate jeans and cowboy boots!"

Jennifer: "Damn that Herb gets me hot!"

Bailey: "Geez, i'm SUCH an incompetent bubblehead....Maybe i should give up working, and find me a sugardaddy, teeheehehehe! "

Herb: " Jennifer, you make me sick, how many times do i have to tell you, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"

Mr Carlson: "Oh come on Herb, you dont REALLY want me to file sexual harrassment papers against Jennifer, do you?"
Herb: "You heard me Big Guy...I want her to keep her #@$% hands off me!!!"

catlover79 · 08-27-2007, 01:45 PM

Andy: "I hate these too tight jeans! Get me some baggy cords!"

Andy: "Let's go back to the all elevator music format - NOW!"

The staff giving an on-air apology to Lawrence Welk.

Les Nessman running out of bandages.

Mikado · 08-27-2007, 02:25 PM

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The staff giving an on-air apology to Lawrence Welk

AB · 08-27-2007, 05:45 PM

Andy: "Yes Mrs. Carlson, I'd love to be your boy toy."

Venus: "Herb, can I borrow one of your suits?"

Already Gone · 08-28-2007, 01:14 PM

Johnny Fever: Man, this Disco stuff is great, I love the Bee Gees!

Jennifer: Herb Tarlek really turns me on, those plaid suits, make me hot all over!

Arthur Carlson Jr. being respectful of everyone at the station.

Herb's son playing with toy trucks instead of his doll.

senor boogie woogi · 09-02-2007, 11:10 AM

Johnny, Bailey and Less smoking a joint in the parking lot before work.

Mikado · 09-02-2007, 01:06 PM

Johnny Fever: "Man I miss the old classical music format this station used to have......And in that spirit, here's Beethoven's Second movement from the Violin concert in D, on the big KRP!"

Herb: "Wow, you mean I won the award for best saleman in the greater Cincinatti area......and best dressed too?"

Les: "Farm reports? Don't you think a professional newsman has better things to do than %$##@ farm reports??!!"

Mr Carlson: "Hey, i have an idea....why don't we drop another 100 live turkeys from the news chopper?"

Andy: "Of course I'll marry you, Mrs. Carlson!"

Bailey: "Ooooooo, look at the big shiny record...it goes round and round.....wheeeee!!! ( teeheeheeheeheeheeeeeee!!!! )"

Venus Flytrap: "Man I hate playing this funk all night......what I wouldn't do to get my hands on a "Best of Tammy Wynette" album!"

Jennifer: "If I ever marry, it will be for love, money means nothin to me."
"Of COURSE it's all natural beauty, there's nothing fake on ME!" ( May she be hit by lightning for THAT one )

catlover79 · 09-02-2007, 08:40 PM

Herb finally notices that Bailey is a woman and not a doormat.

Herb and Bailey run away together.

Les ditches the glasses and bow tie.

Johnny Fever quits the radio business and becomes a stockbroker.

Mama Carlson marries Hirsch the butler and puts him in charge of all her business dealings.

John Carovella · 11-16-2007, 07:22 PM

"Boy that Scum of the Earth show was great wasn't it? Let's promote a Black Flag show next time!" - AC

catlover79 · 04-08-2008, 04:00 PM

Les and Venus swap wardrobes.

Herb and Venus swap wardrobes.

WKRP has many more amicable dealings with Del the stereo guy.

Lester · 06-20-2008, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Les ditches the glasses and bow tie.

..and we see that he wears a blue shirt with a big red S underneath it...

catlover79 · 06-20-2008, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lester

..and we see that he wears a blue shirt with a big red S underneath it...

AB · 06-21-2008, 06:32 PM

Jennifer in a ratty bathrobe, curlers & cold-creme.

Mr. Carlson finally understanding what's going on at his station.

Lester · 06-24-2008, 06:06 AM

Carlson finally sacks Herb and Les

and replaces Les with Clark Kent

.

08-27-2007, 12:27 AM	#1
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Things You Will Never See or Hear on WKRP The Big Guy using physical force to get Mama out of the building. Herb: "No, Andy! I would never go after your job!" Jennifer: "No, he's too old for me." Jennifer: "A man's money means nothing to me." Jennifer: "Yes, everything is natural. I've had absolutely no work done!" (Uh-huh. ) Dr. Johnny Fever: "Marijuana? LSD? I would never touch the stuff!" Les Nessman: "I could care less about the Silver Sow Award and the Buckeye Newshawk Awards! I don't care about farm reports, either!!" Herb getting through a whole show without putting the make on Jennifer. Andy finally snaps and beats Herb to a bloody pulp. Les removes the masking tape from around his desk. "Walls? Who needs 'em?" Les learning how to correctly pronounce Chi Chi Rodriguez's name. Venus Flytrap going through an entire broadcast without a date in the booth. Venus going through an entire show without saying, "What it is?" Bailey decides SHE wants to have all the power - and physically takes out Jennifer to become the highest paid (and most drooled-over) employee at WKRP. Andy fires Dr. Fever for saying "booger" on the air. Herb going to work every day in a fashionable tux. Les and Jennifer getting married. Herb and Jennifer getting married. Big Guy: "I can't always hide in my office. I need to face my problems HEAD ON!" The Big Guy giving away all the toys and gadgets in his office to poor kids, and actually spends time in the office doing WORK. And finally: Jennifer: "Yes, I really WAS a man!!"
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09-02-2007, 11:10 AM	#7
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08-27-2007, 01:05 AM	#2
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,886	Mama: "I'm so very proud of you, son!" Mr. Carlson: "Man i love this Rock & Roll... should have done this years ago!" Herb: "This checkered jacket and white belt are really a front, i'm with the FBI and we've had our eye on Johnny Fever for years!" Herb: "My chasing after Jennifer is really a front.........I'm in love with Andy!" Les: "And after I won the olympic gold, I spent 20 years working in heavy construction..." Andy: "God I hate jeans and cowboy boots!" Jennifer: "Damn that Herb gets me hot!" Bailey: "Geez, i'm SUCH an incompetent bubblehead....Maybe i should give up working, and find me a sugardaddy, teeheehehehe! " Herb: " Jennifer, you make me sick, how many times do i have to tell you, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" Mr Carlson: "Oh come on Herb, you dont REALLY want me to file sexual harrassment papers against Jennifer, do you?" Herb: "You heard me Big Guy...I want her to keep her #@$% hands off me!!!"

08-27-2007, 01:45 PM	#3
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Andy: "I hate these too tight jeans! Get me some baggy cords!" Andy: "Let's go back to the all elevator music format - NOW!" The staff giving an on-air apology to Lawrence Welk. Les Nessman running out of bandages.

08-27-2007, 05:45 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Andy: "Yes Mrs. Carlson, I'd love to be your boy toy." Venus: "Herb, can I borrow one of your suits?"

08-28-2007, 01:14 PM	#6
Already Gone Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 31, 2004 Posts: 2,587	Johnny Fever: Man, this Disco stuff is great, I love the Bee Gees! Jennifer: Herb Tarlek really turns me on, those plaid suits, make me hot all over! Arthur Carlson Jr. being respectful of everyone at the station. Herb's son playing with toy trucks instead of his doll.

09-02-2007, 01:06 PM	#8
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,886	Johnny Fever: "Man I miss the old classical music format this station used to have......And in that spirit, here's Beethoven's Second movement from the Violin concert in D, on the big KRP!" Herb: "Wow, you mean I won the award for best saleman in the greater Cincinatti area......and best dressed too?" Les: "Farm reports? Don't you think a professional newsman has better things to do than %$##@ farm reports??!!" Mr Carlson: "Hey, i have an idea....why don't we drop another 100 live turkeys from the news chopper?" Andy: "Of course I'll marry you, Mrs. Carlson!" Bailey: "Ooooooo, look at the big shiny record...it goes round and round.....wheeeee!!! ( teeheeheeheeheeheeeeeee!!!! )" Venus Flytrap: "Man I hate playing this funk all night......what I wouldn't do to get my hands on a "Best of Tammy Wynette" album!" Jennifer: "If I ever marry, it will be for love, money means nothin to me." "Of COURSE it's all natural beauty, there's nothing fake on ME!" ( May she be hit by lightning for THAT one )

09-02-2007, 08:40 PM	#9
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Herb finally notices that Bailey is a woman and not a doormat. Herb and Bailey run away together. Les ditches the glasses and bow tie. Johnny Fever quits the radio business and becomes a stockbroker. Mama Carlson marries Hirsch the butler and puts him in charge of all her business dealings.

11-16-2007, 07:22 PM	#10
John Carovella Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 02, 2004 Posts: 26	"Boy that Scum of the Earth show was great wasn't it? Let's promote a Black Flag show next time!" - AC

04-08-2008, 04:00 PM	#11
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Les and Venus swap wardrobes. Herb and Venus swap wardrobes. WKRP has many more amicable dealings with Del the stereo guy.

06-21-2008, 06:32 PM	#14
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Jennifer in a ratty bathrobe, curlers & cold-creme. Mr. Carlson finally understanding what's going on at his station.

06-24-2008, 06:06 AM	#15
Lester Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 19, 2008 Location: North-East England Posts: 79	Carlson finally sacks Herb and Les and replaces Les with Clark Kent .