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Old 03-12-2001, 07:36 PM   #1
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(Lounge)
(Jo and Natalie are playing cards on the sofa,Blair walks in with her boyfriend)
B:Oh Luke,You are too much.
L:So are you Blair,(They kiss)Don't ever change,You are perfect just the way you are.
B Fluffs hair)So are you.
J wispers to Natalie)Perfect Blair,Yah right,She is way far from perfect in my book.
N:Now Jo just because you had a sm..ok a large fight does not mean you have to be rude.
J:Yes it does.
N:Forgive make-up be friends again.(Luke leaves)
J:Over my dead body!
B:OOOO goody can I help?
J:Grow-up or shut-up Blair.
B:You Grow-up.(take off shoes and leaves them on the floor)
J:I need to grow-up,Ha!Yah right!(Picks up shoes)Here!(Throws Blair her shoe)Here!(Throws the other but misses,it hits Blair in the right eye)Sorry!
B:I bet you are!
J:Are you ok?
B:No Thanks to you!(Mrs.G comes down,Tootie and Natalie are right behind her)
MG:Blair!Jo!What happened?!
J:Blair's shoe hit her in the eye.
T:Are you ok?
B:I'll live.
MG:Lets see,(blair removes her hand)OOO lets put ice on that.
N:That looks painful.
T:Is it?
B:Very.
(kitchen)
J:Blair I'm sorry I did not mean to hurt you I guess I went too far,Forgive me.
B:OF corse.(smiles)
(Bathroom,Later that night)
B Blair singing)I feel pretty,I feel Pretty,(She knows she is having trouble seeing out of her eye But thinks nothing of it,She grabs
some face cream and puts it on her tooth brush)Gross!Yuck!(calmer)Oh this is face cream not tooth paste,What am I thinking?

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Old 03-12-2001, 08:04 PM   #2
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Heres more
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(Girls Bedroom)
N:Well did Mike ask you out.
T:Yep,Friday,I can hardly wait.(Jo comes in)
J:Is Blair still in the bathroom.
T:Yah,she should be out soon.
J:I hope so,There are five people that live here!She's not the only one you know!
N:Oh we know.(Natalie pulls out the chair and
sits down,Blair comes in,They all walk over to Blair)(Chair still in middle of room)
J:What is on your face?
B:Face Cream,What else.
T:Oh I don't know,Soap,Water...(Natalie cuts in)
N:Shaving Cream.
J:Are you shaving you beard?(laughs)
B:No!(calmer)I Thought it was face cream,The same way I thought face cream was tooth paste,(Does not see the chair and trips over it)
J:The same way you thought that chair was not there.
B:Right.(Jo gets worried)
(Next day,Lounge)
J:Blair got a sec?
B:A few Im going shopping.
J:Oh how fun,Can we talk?
B:I guess.
J:Are you feeling ok,I mean can you see ok?
B:Yah I can see ok.
J:Are you sure?Im just worried about you.
B:Yes.
J:Alright.(leaves)
B Blair is by herself)Ok meaning Not 100%.
(Downtown)
B:Where to next?(crosses the street,does not see a car coming,she looks up,she can't move,Oh!My!God!AH!!!,Car slides out of control)
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Old 03-12-2001, 08:09 PM   #3
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OMG!!!!!!!! Write more! Write more!
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Old 03-12-2001, 08:17 PM   #4
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keep writing this is good
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Old 03-12-2001, 08:53 PM   #5
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OMG, write more soon!!!

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Old 03-12-2001, 11:17 PM   #6
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It's really good. Keep it up!
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Old 03-13-2001, 08:41 PM   #7
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This is great please write some more soon

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Blair:If I don't spend money soon,well I'll just pull all my hair out.
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Old 03-17-2001, 09:36 PM   #8
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(The car stops,A man gets out,He rushes to Blair)
M:Are you ok lady?
B:I think so,My name is Blair Warner not lady.
M:Sorry Blair,I'm Sam Rich i'm 17 you are?
B:Plaese to meet you,I am 17 also.
S:Are you sure you are ok?
B:I'm sure,I better be going.
S:Want a lift home?
B:Sure,I have on more stop to make first,Do you mind?
S:Not at all,Hop in.
(car)
S:Where to?
B:The eye doctor on 5th and Ridge Way,It's time I went.
S:What are you talking about?
B:A few weeks ago I was it in my right eye with one of my shoes,That night I had a
little trouble seeing but thought nothing of it till it became worse,By then I was too scared to see a doctor but almost being killed makes me even more scared.
S:You should have gone sooner but i'm glad you did'nt.
B:You are?Why?
S:I might not have met such a pretty,No a wounder young woman like yourself.
B:Thank-you.(fluffs hair)
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bad place to stop sorry,more later,how do you like it so far?please let me know.

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Old 03-17-2001, 09:53 PM   #9
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It's going great. Keep posting
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Old 03-18-2001, 01:34 AM   #10
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Heres more.
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(Eye doctor)
B:I need to see the doctor.
Nurse:Fill this out please(Blair fills it out)ok thank you I will call you soon.
B sits down)I am so scared.
S:You will be just fine trust me.
B:You think.
S:Just as long as you look booth ways before crossing the street next time.(Sam and Blair laugh)
Nurse:Blair Warner.(Blair gets a worried look on her face)
S:Go on I'll wait here.(Blair leaves)
(doctors room)(They have been talking for about 15 minutes)
D:Ok Blair,Cover your right eye and read the top and bottom lines only.(Top line,agdqb,Bottom line,kydfu,Blair covers her eye.)
B:Top line,agdqb,bottom line,kydfu.
D:Cover your left eye and read the same lines,Blair covers her left eye)
B:Top line,ecogd,bottom line,ofube.
(30 minutes later)
D:Well you will need glasses for about two months sence your right eye is still a little puffy,Then you can get contacts if you want.
B:T.. wo mo..nth.s,(Whines)Ok.
D:You are a very lucky young lady,If you waited any longer you could have been blind in your right eye,What made you wait solong.
B:I was scared,Then I was all most killed about two hours ago,I said to myself almost being killed because I can't see is taking it too far.
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(Mrs.G's room)
J walks in)Mrs.G can I talk to you for a minute,If you are not doing anything.
Mrs.G:I free,Whats on your mind?
J:Blair,Something is going on and I think I know what it is but...Have you noticed her act more weird then she normally does?
Mrs.G:Her teachers have talked to me about this they say she holds books up to her nose,Tootie and Natalie told me Blair left her red lip-stick on the desk next to the red marker when she went for her lip-stick she took the marker and put it on her lips.
J:Ok so people have noticed,What should we do?
Mrs.G:I think all five of us should have should have a talk.(Tootie and Natalie walk in)
T:Someones in troub...le.
N:I wounder who?
J:Blair is.
Mrs.G:Now wait Jo shes not in hot water yet but soon she could be in too deep.
(Lounge)
S:Are you sure you are ok?
B:Yes you asked me 10 times already i'm fine
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Old 03-18-2001, 02:05 AM   #12
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S:Just making sure.
B:You'er different then most guys I dated.
S:How's that.(they sit down on the sofa)
B:Well most guys just like me for my money and good looks,they don't care if I get hit by a car,They would'nt take me to the doctor to get glass,They'd brake up with me if I got one new bump or ulgy mark on me,Luke did last week when I got my black eye.
S:You are such a bright wounderful young lady and I would like to get to know you better,How about friday 7:00 I'll pick you up here.
B:I'd love to.(Sam takes her glasses out of her purse,pulls hair behind her ears,slides glasses on)
S on't forget to wear your glasses.(kisses her)
B:I won't.
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Old 03-18-2001, 02:29 AM   #13
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(Mrs.G,Jo,Natalie,and Tootie,come in,They don't see her because she is facing the other way)
J:Um Blair we all want to talk to you.(Blair takes off glasses,and turns around)
B:About what?
Mrs.G:About your sight,You know you are having trouble seeing,All of us know,We want to help,I am taking you to a doctor right now,grab your coat and get in the car.
B:I already took care of it.
N:You did?
B:Yes I did.(takes glasses out and puts them on)
J:Guess you did.
Mrs.G:How long have you had those glasses for.
B:About an hour or so.
T:You just saw a doctor today.
N:What made you wait so long?
B:At fist I thought it was nothing to worry about,A week later my sight had become worse by then I was to scared to go,Then today I was crossing the street I looked up and a car with a very cute guy we have a date on friday that came out of nowhere came so close to hitting me that almost being killed made me more scared then seeing a doctor,All I kept say to myself was what would people say when they saw me,Oh look here comes Blair Warner Prefect Blair is now perfect four eyes.
MrsG hugs Blair)Your friend don't care if you have glasses or not,they only care if you are a good person who is alive and well,an i'm glad you are alive.
B:Thats what Sam said.
J:Smart guy,What are you dating him for?(laughs,And hugs Blair and whispers something in her ear)I am glad you are alive and well.
B whispers into Jo's ear)Me too.
(The End)
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