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Old 02-26-2001, 10:29 AM   #1
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(Store,Tootie stocking shelves, Blair sweeping, Nat counting the money already counted by Tootie,Ms.G is out and Jo is upstairs)
N: Tootie you miscounted the money!
T:Sorry I had something on my mind.
N:You mean someONE!
T:If youre refering to Mike which I know you are I'll have to inform you that he is the cutest guy ever.
N:If you call that cute.
T:Your'e just jeolous thet ive got a guy and you don't.
N:Whats there to be jeolous of?
T:Ya know I've had it up to here with you.
N:Oh stop youre scaring me...(continue fighting)
B:You're both acting dumb tootie you know Mike is ugly and nat youre just picking a fight.
N+T:But out Blair
(Tootie gets mad and spills horseradish mustard all over the floor.)
N:Now look what you did!
T:Its pointless to stay cuz everything I do is wrong!(storms out of the room)
(upstars)
J in a good mood)Mornin Tootie
T:And whats that supposed to mean?!
J:Whats wrong with you?
T:Nothings wrong with me if someones got a problem its you Jo.
J:Whatever you say im gonna leave now.
T:FINE SEE IF I CARE
(downstairs)
B:Well if my thighs are getting big I must hope they arent as big as yours are.
N:I'm not fat!
B:Whatever you say...
(Jo comes in)
J:Hey guys wazup?
N:You don't think I'm fat do you Jo?
J:No course not.
B:Oh thats just great take her side.(walks out of the store)
J:Okay, if you dont mind im gonna get some food now .(Goes into kitchen and comes out with lucky charms.)
N:Its not fair you eat junk and stay skinny and I eat well and get fat I hate you!
J: God what the heck is wrong with you!?
N:Nothing maybe youre the problem!
J:Or maybe its you I gotta go.(goes to school)
(in classroom)
Teacher(TE):Jo the answer please.
J:Oh sorry I didnt here you.
TE:You havent heard anything today I suppose I shall have to tell the headmaster
J: O please no
TE:You leave me no choice.
J:FINE
(bell rings)
TE:Jo Im worried about you Im afraid if your grades dont improve I will have to fail you in this subject.
J:Ill improve I promise.
TE:I most certainly hope so.
J mumbles)Yeah sure you do.(walks out of classroom)
(At home in the living room T,N+B are upstairs biting each others heads off MG is on the phone and hangs up right when Jo walks in)
MG:Jo that was your boyfriend Joe he says that hes found someone better than you and does not wish to see you any more.
J:O well Ive got more important things to worry about right now.
MG: O one more thing you know that ski trip you went on well that caused you to miss a lot of hours Im afraid that you wont recieve a paycheck.
J growls but trys to hide her feelings from MG)Well Im gonna go upstairs now.
(upstairs)
(everyone is screaming and fighting and the minute Jo comes in they start to take it out on her)
*sorry i gotta go to school ill write more later please respond*


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Old 02-26-2001, 04:42 PM   #2
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This is really great so far!Keep up the good work...can't wait to read the rest!

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Old 02-26-2001, 06:09 PM   #3
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This is really good I can't wait to hear more

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Jo:I don't know you got to admit:Force has some good points.
Blair:Jo's hoping to attend the Chuck Norris School Of Law.

Nat:Who wants to be a skiny pencil?I'd rather be a happy magic marker.

Ms.G:Girls!Will you tell me what's been going on here?
Nat:Group sleep walking?
Ms.Ggives that"Idon't believe you"look)
Blair:Well,you know the first day of school getting settled in and meeting new people....
Tootie:Yeah!!And now comes Miller time!
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Old 02-26-2001, 06:44 PM   #4
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really good so far!!!

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the only thing wrong with jo is shes a yankees fan! go red sox~!
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Old 02-26-2001, 09:42 PM   #5
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K heres more sorry if I did this wrong but this is my first fanfic and Im not sure how to post:
N:Jo youre late by at least 10 minutes I coulda done so much with that time if I werent doin your store time and explaining to MsG why you werent here!
J: Nat cool it that happened over a month ago besides MSG is not that much of an over reacter.
T:Jo you said youd be at the theater to see my play last week and you didnt show some friend you are and I thought I could count on you guess iI was wrong.
J:tootie you know why I couldnt show that night I had a date with someone who was very important in my life.
T:And that was more important than my play? I thought I meant more to you I wish youd would just.....DIE
J:Gee what is your problem do you wanna talk?
B: No we dont but I have to agree with Tootie life would be better without you all of you!(with that they all storm outta the room.)
(later that night in bed)
J whispering)maybe thyre right life would be better if I didnt exist ( jo grabs a couple of shirts and ties them together to use as a rope she hangs it out the window and heads towards the chugalug)
(at bar its been over an hour since Jo left and she has been drunk for some part of it Jo knows shed better get out of the place before anthing nasty happens)
(in taxi)
Taxi Driver (TD):where to
J: trys to tell him location but passes out)
TD:I gotta get you to a hospital
(at home)
(phone rings)
receptionist(R):Is this the home of Jo Polniazack?
MSG:Yes whats happened is she alright
R: shes had a bad drug OD and we arent sure if shell make it good luck.
MG: Yes thank you(hangs up)
MG:Girls get your clothes we have to go NOW.
(everyones mad at eachother but are nice to msg)
T:Why what happened?
MG:IlL explain later just get in the car.
all k
(in car)
T: Now will you tell us what hapened?
MG: Well Jo had a bad overdose and the doctors arent sure shell live(trys to hide how scared she is)
T:Oh my god
N: I thought you didnt care what happened to Jo
B: Yeah today you said you wanted her to die
T:Well since when are you in control of my thoughts?
B:you said it yo...
MG:Girls we have an emergency please stop this nonsense.
(at hospital waiting room blair sulking nat in her own world mg crying and tootie thinking about how shed been earlier and how this was her fault)
T:Nat Im sorry I acted like such a jerk
N oooohhh
T:yeah I never shoulda said what I said WEre still best friends right?
N:I suppose
T:come on Nat I said i was sorry and made a total fool of myself just say were still friends.
N f course we are I guess Im sorry to
N=T:blair
B:I guess Im willing to apologize will you forgive me
N+T:sure(all hug)
MG: you know the person who really deserves an apology is Jo shes been in the middle of this the whole time its been going on none of you have been fair to her
T:but what if she dies then well never be the four musketeers again
doctor(D):Polniazeck?
ALL:yes?
D:things dont look goiod for her Im afraid the only thing we can do now is pray Im very sorry for your loss ladies.
(2 hours later)
T:and remember when Jo first cameand got us all arested
N:how could i for gt that
B:I already miss hre I wish I had been nicer to though
D:she s alright however very weak shell be able to go home in a few days
MG:thank you so much
D:its my job
B:can we visit her
D:I suppose
T:great
(in Jos room)
T:hi jo
J very quietly)hi
T: I wanted to apologize for being somean to you we all do do you forgive us
J:yeah msg im sorry i drank so much i dont know what came over me
MG:i understand jo just get your rest the docter says youll be realeased in a couple of days.
J k(falling asleep)
(a week later)
J:comes in to the store well my grades are up blairs treated me like a human and no ones been fighting
N:thats great jo tootie were you thinking of mike you were off by72?
T lease dont start that again (everyone laghs and the credits start to role)






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Old 02-27-2001, 08:03 PM   #6
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hey cool i like it alot keep writing fanfics

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Old 02-27-2001, 08:06 PM   #7
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really good!! cant wait to read ur next fan fic!~

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Old 02-27-2001, 08:19 PM   #8
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Whyd u post this twice?


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I'ts cute

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mrs G: (Points to Jo's butt) You've got something fat back there! Jo: (Gives her "The look")
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ C.D: Why don't you let me talk to her? Jinny: What's that about!? C.D: Jinny, She just needs a little coddling right now.. (leaves) Jinny: I can "Coddle"
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Old 03-06-2001, 04:36 PM   #10
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no one was reading it so i posted an advertisement
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This is great I can't wait to read more.

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