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Lex Luthor · 08-22-2007, 03:17 PM

EDINBURGH (AFP) - A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.

The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.

"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.

"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."

Lex Luthor · 08-22-2007, 03:18 PM

People watching the show were quoted as saying it really " sucked "

Cactus Jack · 08-22-2007, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Lex Luthor

People watching the show were quoted as saying it really " sucked "

LOL

Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf called it "Worst B*** job ever"

Too far?

Lex Luthor · 08-22-2007, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Cactus Jack

Too far?

For you Cactus no

maybe just **** the word before job to ensure it doesn't get yanked

Cactus Jack · 08-22-2007, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lex Luthor

For you Cactus no

maybe just **** the word before job to ensure it doesn't get yanked

LOL ok

TJL · 08-22-2007, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lex Luthor

People watching the show were quoted as saying it really " sucked "

or "blew," depending on the vacuum setting.

catlover79 · 08-22-2007, 05:26 PM

No comment.

Mikado · 08-22-2007, 06:27 PM

I guess he couldnt get a date that weekend

dawsongirl · 08-22-2007, 11:37 PM

My old HS's drama dept went to that to perform. I wonder if they were in the audience for that. LOL

catlover79 · 08-23-2007, 01:01 AM

I remember Jay Leno mentioning a similar incident in his monologue several years ago: "See, women - you should never let a man near the vacuum cleaner!"

He went on to say that the man was from Long Branch, NJ - "well, I guess it's SHORT Branch, NJ now." *rim shot*

08-22-2007, 03:17 PM	#1
Lex Luthor I'm bringing Lexy back Senior Member Join Date: Jun 07, 2005 Location: The Great White North Posts: 2,374	I woder is it is painful to be that incredibly stupid EDINBURGH (AFP) - A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry. Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances. The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment. The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required. He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation. "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said. "I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."
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08-22-2007, 05:26 PM	#7
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08-22-2007, 03:18 PM	#2
Lex Luthor I'm bringing Lexy back Senior Member Join Date: Jun 07, 2005 Location: The Great White North Posts: 2,374	People watching the show were quoted as saying it really " sucked "

08-22-2007, 06:27 PM	#8
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	I guess he couldnt get a date that weekend

08-22-2007, 11:37 PM	#9
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	My old HS's drama dept went to that to perform. I wonder if they were in the audience for that. LOL

08-23-2007, 01:01 AM	#10
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	I remember Jay Leno mentioning a similar incident in his monologue several years ago: "See, women - you should never let a man near the vacuum cleaner!" He went on to say that the man was from Long Branch, NJ - "well, I guess it's SHORT Branch, NJ now." rim shot