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Lex Luthor · 08-21-2007, 05:28 PM

http://blogs.tampabay.com/breakingne...takes-man.html

August 18, 2007
Woman takes man for ride -- on top of car
NEW PORT RICHEY — Michelle Lorene Luther isn't sitting in the Pasco County jail today just because she took her boyfriend for a ride.

It's where he rode, police say.

On top of her car.

"The caller said they saw a man on the roof screaming for the driver to stop," said New Port Richey police Assistant Chief Darryl Garman.

That's why Luther, 40, of 5920 Delaware Ave., was arrested Friday night on charges of aggravated domestic battery, possession of cocaine and possession of drug paraphernalia.

That's how the story ended. How it began, according to police, was when Luther pulled up to the home she shared with boyfriend Jamison Klod, 36.

It was 9:47 p.m. She had been drinking, police say. The two argued. They have their disagreements about what happened next, too.

The boyfriend said she ran him over, throwing him onto the roof of her convertible Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder.

The girlfriend said she was trying to leave the driveway, according to Garman, but he was blocking her way when she hit him.

Another issue, police say, was that she never stopped.

The victim was literally sitting on top of the roof of her car, Garman said, holding on with both hands.
He punched in the driver's side window to try to get her to stop.

By the time police arrived, the couple and her car were back at the home. Luther had fled to a neighbor’s house. Klod was standing by her car, his hand bleeding, the roof caved in.

No other injuries were reported. The boyfriend refused medical help.

The girlfriend told police "she hit her boyfriend with her car because she was mad at him," according to an arrest report.

Luther did not go quietly. She was "screaming, crying, cursing," Garman said. The arresting officer wrote he could not understand what she was saying.

Police say they also found a glass pipe and a small piece of crack cocaine in her car, which was impounded.

She is being held in the county jail in Land O'Lakes in lieu of $6,250 bond.

Mikado · 08-21-2007, 06:33 PM

Ah another glowing endorsement for drug legallization!

Ireneparalegal · 08-21-2007, 06:35 PM

Friggin' crackheads!!!!!!!!

Any nominations for the bonehead award this week?????

Mikado · 08-21-2007, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Friggin' crackheads!!!!!!!!

Any nominations for the bonehead award this week?????

Who finally won LAST week?

Ireneparalegal · 08-21-2007, 07:01 PM

If I choose, it is that bastard with the duct tape, or was that the week before? Too many damn boneheads.

Lex Luthor · 08-21-2007, 07:11 PM

I tried to do a poll last week but it wouldn't work for me

I would have voted for the ducttape bandit

Slow week for idiots this week but I am sure more will come along

Mikado · 08-21-2007, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lex Luthor

I tried to do a poll last week but it wouldn't work for me

I would have voted for the ducttape bandit

Slow week for idiots this week but I am sure more will come along

we can only hope Lex

Max Whittaker · 08-22-2007, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Lex Luthor

The girlfriend told police "she hit her boyfriend with her car because she was mad at him," according to an arrest report.
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Well! That explains everything! This woman doesn't belong in jail. Just have her take a class in negotiation and people skills...

catlover79 · 08-22-2007, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Max Whittaker

Well! That explains everything! This woman doesn't belong in jail. Just have her take a class in negotiation and people skills...

Max, I can just see the sarcasm dripping from that post.

Max Whittaker · 08-22-2007, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Max, I can just see the sarcasm dripping from that post.

Are you certain I was being sarcastic?

Chocoholic · 08-22-2007, 09:29 AM

Too bad we can't send these crazies on a one-way trip to Mars.

08-21-2007, 05:28 PM	#1
Lex Luthor I'm bringing Lexy back Senior Member Join Date: Jun 07, 2005 Location: The Great White North Posts: 2,374	Never Mess with a Luthor http://blogs.tampabay.com/breakingne...takes-man.html August 18, 2007 Woman takes man for ride -- on top of car NEW PORT RICHEY — Michelle Lorene Luther isn't sitting in the Pasco County jail today just because she took her boyfriend for a ride. It's where he rode, police say. On top of her car. "The caller said they saw a man on the roof screaming for the driver to stop," said New Port Richey police Assistant Chief Darryl Garman. That's why Luther, 40, of 5920 Delaware Ave., was arrested Friday night on charges of aggravated domestic battery, possession of cocaine and possession of drug paraphernalia. That's how the story ended. How it began, according to police, was when Luther pulled up to the home she shared with boyfriend Jamison Klod, 36. It was 9:47 p.m. She had been drinking, police say. The two argued. They have their disagreements about what happened next, too. The boyfriend said she ran him over, throwing him onto the roof of her convertible Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder. The girlfriend said she was trying to leave the driveway, according to Garman, but he was blocking her way when she hit him. Another issue, police say, was that she never stopped. The victim was literally sitting on top of the roof of her car, Garman said, holding on with both hands. He punched in the driver's side window to try to get her to stop. By the time police arrived, the couple and her car were back at the home. Luther had fled to a neighbor’s house. Klod was standing by her car, his hand bleeding, the roof caved in. No other injuries were reported. The boyfriend refused medical help. The girlfriend told police "she hit her boyfriend with her car because she was mad at him," according to an arrest report. Luther did not go quietly. She was "screaming, crying, cursing," Garman said. The arresting officer wrote he could not understand what she was saying. Police say they also found a glass pipe and a small piece of crack cocaine in her car, which was impounded. She is being held in the county jail in Land O'Lakes in lieu of $6,250 bond.
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08-21-2007, 06:35 PM	#3
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Friggin' crackheads!!!!!!!! Any nominations for the bonehead award this week?????
	__________________ DALLAS COWBOYS ARE HERE AT TRAINING CAMP!!!

08-21-2007, 06:33 PM	#2
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	Ah another glowing endorsement for drug legallization!

08-21-2007, 07:01 PM	#5
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	If I choose, it is that bastard with the duct tape, or was that the week before? Too many damn boneheads.

08-21-2007, 07:11 PM	#6
Lex Luthor I'm bringing Lexy back Senior Member Join Date: Jun 07, 2005 Location: The Great White North Posts: 2,374	I tried to do a poll last week but it wouldn't work for me I would have voted for the ducttape bandit Slow week for idiots this week but I am sure more will come along

08-22-2007, 09:29 AM	#11
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Too bad we can't send these crazies on a one-way trip to Mars.