Sunday's Quotes & Honeymooners TV Schedule (8/25-9/2): - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Frank Gannucci · 08-19-2007, 10:29 PM

(AmericanLife TV):

TV-G

All times are Eastern.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.

Sat. Aug. 25, 2007 7p #3 - "The Poor People of Paris": Ralph & Ed get a great exchange rate -- on counterfeit money. (VCR Plus Code: 1354.)

Sun. Aug. 26, 2007 7p #4 - "Confusion Italian Style": Ralph is jealous of Alice's guide, not knowing the guide is a little boy. (VCR Plus Code: 6201.)

Sat. Sep. 1, 2007 7p #5 - "The Curse of the Kramdens": Ralph & Ed have to spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has its very own ghost. (VCR Plus Code: 7791.)

Sun. Sep. 2, 2007 7p #6 – “The Mod Couple” (aka "The Honeymooners in England"): The Kramdens & Nortons appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English TV show. Ralph makes a fool of himself and Ed accidently overturns a piano. The Kramdens flee London in Shame but are invited back because the audience loved the commercial. (VCR Plus Code: 6821.)

(WNET) (New York PBS affilaite. This special may be shown at a different time(s) in your area or it may not be shown at all.):

Fri. Aug. 31, 3:50a "Jackie Gleason: Genius At Work": Various clips are shown of Jackie Gleason showing his comedic brilliance. VCR Plus Code [for WNET at least]: 16108054.)

"Ralph's Sweet Tooth":

Ralph: "You are an idiot."

Ed: "Maybe I am, but I don't have a doorknob hanging out of my mouth."

"A Weighty Problem Part 1":

Ralph: "Look me over. Now describe my build to me."

Ed: "Well, if I were to do that, I would say that you have very well-developed muscles, got good bone structure, very good bone structure. Fine frame...and the whole thing is covered with fat."

"Funny Money":

Ralph: "You are to address me in a civil tongue."

Alice's Mom: "Oh, why don't you shut up?"

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

Alice: "There's an old wives tale Ralph. 'A man works from sun-to-sun, but a woman's work is never done.'"

Ralph: "Good gosh!"

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

Ed: "You can't put a square box into a round hole."

Ralph: "Why not? You put your head into your hat, don't you?"

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

Ed: "Nobody is going to put you in a straightjacket."

Ralph: "Thank you Norton."

Ed: "Where are they going to find one big enough?"

"Two Tickets To The Fight":

Ralph: "At least my relatives don't drop by unexpected."

Alice: "No, they come as steady as clockwork. Three times a week."

"The Sleepwalker":

Ed: "With all the noise, you woke me up from a sound sleep."

(Ed leaves.)

Ralph: "I woke him out of a sound sleep? I woke him out of a sound sleep?" (stepping on the thumbtacks that he dropped, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

"Be It Ever So Humble":

Ed: "How long is the lease for?"

Ralph: "The usual."

Ed: "What is the usual?"

Ralph: "99 years."

Credit goes to Yahoo! Groups You're A Riot, tvguide.com & honeymooners.net.

08-19-2007, 10:29 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,064	Sunday's Quotes & Honeymooners TV Schedule (8/25-9/2): (AmericanLife TV): TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton. Sat. Aug. 25, 2007 7p #3 - "The Poor People of Paris": Ralph & Ed get a great exchange rate -- on counterfeit money. (VCR Plus Code: 1354.) Sun. Aug. 26, 2007 7p #4 - "Confusion Italian Style": Ralph is jealous of Alice's guide, not knowing the guide is a little boy. (VCR Plus Code: 6201.) Sat. Sep. 1, 2007 7p #5 - "The Curse of the Kramdens": Ralph & Ed have to spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has its very own ghost. (VCR Plus Code: 7791.) Sun. Sep. 2, 2007 7p #6 – “The Mod Couple” (aka "The Honeymooners in England"): The Kramdens & Nortons appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English TV show. Ralph makes a fool of himself and Ed accidently overturns a piano. The Kramdens flee London in Shame but are invited back because the audience loved the commercial. (VCR Plus Code: 6821.) (WNET) (New York PBS affilaite. This special may be shown at a different time(s) in your area or it may not be shown at all.): Fri. Aug. 31, 3:50a "Jackie Gleason: Genius At Work": Various clips are shown of Jackie Gleason showing his comedic brilliance. VCR Plus Code [for WNET at least]: 16108054.) "Ralph's Sweet Tooth": Ralph: "You are an idiot." Ed: "Maybe I am, but I don't have a doorknob hanging out of my mouth." "A Weighty Problem Part 1": Ralph: "Look me over. Now describe my build to me." Ed: "Well, if I were to do that, I would say that you have very well-developed muscles, got good bone structure, very good bone structure. Fine frame...and the whole thing is covered with fat." "Funny Money": Ralph: "You are to address me in a civil tongue." Alice's Mom: "Oh, why don't you shut up?" "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Alice: "There's an old wives tale Ralph. 'A man works from sun-to-sun, but a woman's work is never done.'" Ralph: "Good gosh!" "Out of Sight, Out of Mind": Ed: "You can't put a square box into a round hole." Ralph: "Why not? You put your head into your hat, don't you?" "Out of Sight, Out of Mind": Ed: "Nobody is going to put you in a straightjacket." Ralph: "Thank you Norton." Ed: "Where are they going to find one big enough?" "Two Tickets To The Fight": Ralph: "At least my relatives don't drop by unexpected." Alice: "No, they come as steady as clockwork. Three times a week." "The Sleepwalker": Ed: "With all the noise, you woke me up from a sound sleep." (Ed leaves.) Ralph: "I woke him out of a sound sleep? I woke him out of a sound sleep?" (stepping on the thumbtacks that he dropped, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW "Be It Ever So Humble": Ed: "How long is the lease for?" Ralph: "The usual." Ed: "What is the usual?" Ralph: "99 years." Credit goes to Yahoo! Groups You're A Riot, tvguide.com & honeymooners.net.