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Ireneparalegal · 08-17-2007, 09:08 PM

Samantha actually making Mrs. Kravitz disappear FOR GOOD.

Endora fawning over Darrin and complimenting him.

Darrin: "Endora, you are the world's greatest mother-in-law."

Darrin: "Sam, you do whatever you have to do with your magic, I leave it all up to you."

Darrin: "Sam, we are a little short on cash this month, can you make $5000 appear in our bank account?"

Mikado · 08-17-2007, 09:17 PM

Sam: "OObbss...Id hab do habben sobtimeb...by dose fell ovv!"

Endora: " Oh Darrin, i'm so sorry for all the things i did. I now realise it was brought on by my intense jealousy over you taking my baby from me......not to mention my intense lust for you!"

Maurice: "Endora, i'll never leave your side again!"

Dr. Bombay: "Samantha, thank you for calling me, I much prefer taking care of you and yours to some stupid social event or Safari in Africa!"

Tabitha: "Hey, that lamp i made fly across the room is on a wire!!"

Ireneparalegal · 08-17-2007, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikado

Sam: "OObbss...Id hab do habben sobtimeb...by dose fell ovv!"

Endora: " Oh Darrin, i'm so sorry for all the things i did. I now realise it was brought on by my intense jealousy over you taking my baby from me......not to mention my intense lust for you!"

Maurice: "Endora, i'll never leave your side again!"

Dr. Bombay: "Samantha, thank you for calling me, I much prefer taking care of you and yours to some stupid social event or Safari in Africa!"

Tabitha: "Hey, that lamp i made fly across the room is on a wire!!"

Mikado · 08-17-2007, 09:32 PM

posted by Irene:

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Darrin: "Sam, we are a little short on cash this month, can you make $5000 appear in our bank account?"

hehehe

Ireneparalegal · 08-17-2007, 10:17 PM

Tabitha refusing to use her magic.

Aunt Clara turning into Endora's personality.

Mrs. Kravitz NOT eavesdropping.

Samantha not saying "Oh My Stars" but rather "Oh s**t."

catlover79 · 08-17-2007, 11:18 PM

Larry never once firing Darrin

Larry making Darrin a partner

Dr. Bombay never trying to pick up on his nurses

Abner Kravitz realizing his wife has been right all along

Darrin keeping the same face throughout the entire series

Serena joining a convent and taking a vow of celibacy

Endora and Maurice resolve ALL their differences and get back together

Mikado · 08-18-2007, 12:21 AM

cat

OH Nuts! · 08-18-2007, 09:27 AM

Endora always calling Darrin by his right name

Aunt Clara never casting a spell that goes wrong

Maurice reading MAD Magazine, proclaiming Shakespeare's way too dull

Uncle Arthur telling everyone he's done making practical jokes, and meaning it

Serena giving up the fast life and sitting home most weeknights knitting

Abner telling Gladys that he too thinks there's something odd about Samantha

Mikado · 08-18-2007, 08:35 PM

Good ones, RP

Youll never see
-the ad campaign idea that Samantha comes up with to save the day (at the end of the show), bombing
-Sam hugging her mom, for being so good to her husband
-Darrin give up booze
- a formal announcement, on the show, that an actor has been replaced with a new one in a familiar role
-Darrin and Endora under the mistletoe!

Ireneparalegal · 08-18-2007, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Larry never once firing Darrin

Larry making Darrin a partner

Dr. Bombay never trying to pick up on his nurses

Abner Kravitz realizing his wife has been right all along

Darrin keeping the same face throughout the entire series

Serena joining a convent and taking a vow of celibacy

Endora and Maurice resolve ALL their differences and get back together

I really like the Abner Kravitz one.

Samantha kicks Sheila Sommers @ss but good!!!!!!!!! Rips out her real hair, tears out her fingernails and just beats the crap outta her.

catlover79 · 08-19-2007, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikado

Good ones, RP

Youll never see
-the ad campaign idea that Samantha comes up with to save the day (at the end of the show), bombing
-Sam hugging her mom, for being so good to her husband
-Darrin give up booze
- a formal announcement, on the show, that an actor has been replaced with a new one in a familiar role
-Darrin and Endora under the mistletoe!

How about LARRY giving up the booze??

Seeing a car on the show that was NOT a Chevy.

(Yes, Chevy was one of Bewitched's major sponsors.)

Learning what Abner Kravitz's job was. (He always mentioned he was retired, but we never learned from WHAT.)

The mistletoe one is just gross.

Mikado · 08-19-2007, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

The mistletoe one is just gross.

Agnes Moorehead kissing ANYONE would have been gross!

Ireneparalegal · 08-20-2007, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikado

Agnes Moorehead kissing ANYONE would have been gross!

She reminded me of a drag queen sometimes.

Mikado · 08-20-2007, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

She reminded me of a drag queen sometimes.

shocolah · 09-06-2007, 09:29 AM

Gladys: AAAAAbner.....close those drapes and stop spying on the Stephens!

Samantha: Shut the f-- up, Darrin! I'm your wife, not your slave and I don't have to take orders from you!

Darrin: (in bed with a brunette Serena....then Samantha enters) Samantha! I swear, I thought it was you!

08-17-2007, 09:08 PM	#1
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08-18-2007, 09:27 AM	#8
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Endora always calling Darrin by his right name Aunt Clara never casting a spell that goes wrong Maurice reading MAD Magazine, proclaiming Shakespeare's way too dull Uncle Arthur telling everyone he's done making practical jokes, and meaning it Serena giving up the fast life and sitting home most weeknights knitting Abner telling Gladys that he too thinks there's something odd about Samantha
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08-17-2007, 09:17 PM	#2
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,886	Sam: "OObbss...Id hab do habben sobtimeb...by dose fell ovv!" Endora: " Oh Darrin, i'm so sorry for all the things i did. I now realise it was brought on by my intense jealousy over you taking my baby from me......not to mention my intense lust for you!" Maurice: "Endora, i'll never leave your side again!" Dr. Bombay: "Samantha, thank you for calling me, I much prefer taking care of you and yours to some stupid social event or Safari in Africa!" Tabitha: "Hey, that lamp i made fly across the room is on a wire!!"

08-17-2007, 10:17 PM	#5
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Tabitha refusing to use her magic. Aunt Clara turning into Endora's personality. Mrs. Kravitz NOT eavesdropping. Samantha not saying "Oh My Stars" but rather "Oh s**t."

08-18-2007, 12:21 AM	#7
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08-18-2007, 08:35 PM	#9
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,886	Good ones, RP Youll never see -the ad campaign idea that Samantha comes up with to save the day (at the end of the show), bombing -Sam hugging her mom, for being so good to her husband -Darrin give up booze - a formal announcement, on the show, that an actor has been replaced with a new one in a familiar role -Darrin and Endora under the mistletoe!

09-06-2007, 09:29 AM	#15
shocolah Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 01, 2001 Posts: 546	Gladys: AAAAAbner.....close those drapes and stop spying on the Stephens! Samantha: Shut the f-- up, Darrin! I'm your wife, not your slave and I don't have to take orders from you! Darrin: (in bed with a brunette Serena....then Samantha enters) Samantha! I swear, I thought it was you!