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Ireneparalegal · 08-17-2007, 09:03 PM

Ozzie: "Damnit!!!!"

Harriet: "Damnit!!!!"

Harriet wearing jean shorts and a summer shirt, with sandals.

Ricky being rude and mean to his parents.

The house being a mess.

Harriet: "I don't want to cook tonight, take us out to eat hamburgers Ozzie."

Ozzie: "Harriet, do you think there will ever be another famous person to have my name?"

OH Nuts! · 08-18-2007, 11:12 AM

Harriet wrecking the dinner

Rick and Dave being mean or rude to anyone--actually the Nelsons in general for that matter

Wally treating the fraternity brothers to a dinner

June losing an argument

Ginger never getting mad at Wally

Obob41 · 08-19-2007, 10:27 PM

Wally turning down a second, or third, or fourth, helping of food.

Beer at the frat house.

An unpolished car, or unpainted screens.

Ricky being "repressed", not till he got married, anyway.

Mikado · 08-19-2007, 11:11 PM

Ozz to Harriet: " Hey, c,mere baby, gimme some sugah..."
Harriet to Ozz: "Tee hee.....Honey, not here, in front of the boys!"
Rick to David: "Hey Dave, what are Mom and Pop up to?"
David: "hey stupid, dont you know anything? They're "gettin' it onnnnn!""

Ireneparalegal · 08-20-2007, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikado

Ozz to Harriet: " Hey, c,mere baby, gimme some sugah..."
Harriet to Ozz: "Tee hee.....Honey, not here, in front of the boys!"
Rick to David: "Hey Dave, what are Mom and Pop up to?"
David: "hey stupid, dont you know anything? They're "gettin' it onnnnn!""

Harriet doing exercise and not cleaning the house, playing poker with her lady friends.

Ozzie drinking with his boys.

Mikado · 08-20-2007, 04:20 AM

Glad you enjoyed it

Jude The Obscure · 02-22-2008, 01:25 AM

This was a funny thread!

Jude The Obscure · 02-22-2008, 01:27 AM

To add to this

we would never hear the TV Harriet drop the F bomb, but I sure remember an interview with Harriet regarding the set to the updated "Ozzie's Girls" series and telling the decorators she was not going to have "that fu***** eagle" over the mantel anymore. I was in shock!! LOL

Mikado · 02-22-2008, 02:28 AM

Ozzie: "Why the HELL did i ever marry, and have those d*mn kids??!!"

Harriet: "Make your OWN stinking dinner Ozwald, do you think I'm your slave, or something?"

Ricky: "Man that Rock n Roll crap sucks, I want to start my own polka band!"

David: "Geez Pop, why dont you get a REAL job, you lazy bum?"

OH Nuts! · 02-23-2008, 05:54 PM

Wally: "Hey Mr. and Mrs. Nelson, for all those dinners I've mooched off of you, let me take you out to the best restaurant in town."

Harriet: "Clara, you creaky-voiced ditzbrain, get some voice lessons already!"

Ginger: "Wally sweetie-pie, I LOVE the way you take me for granted, borrow money from me and ogle other girls. You're a dream come true."

Ozzie: "Wally you big oaf. You've been over here for dinner five times this week and completely cleaned out our refrigerator twice .Your freeloading days are over."

Mikado · 02-23-2008, 07:11 PM

Ozzie: (approx 1952) "Harriet, kids, i just got a great idea; let's make up a TV show about our lives, and play ourselves!"

Harriet: "Yes Dear, great idea!" (Aside to David)"Dave , go get Daddy's "medecine", I think he needs to be sedated again....." (Dave: "'K Mom.")

Ricky: "No way Pop, i dont want no stupid cameras in my face, I hate show business, I'm gonna be an interior decorator!"

OH Nuts! · 02-24-2008, 04:11 PM

Harriet to Ozzie: "What's for dinner? Make your own da*n dinner--I'm going going out partying with Clara."

Wally to Mrs. Nelson: "Gee Mrs. Nelson I couldn't eat another bite. I'm trying to lose weight."

Mikado · 02-24-2008, 05:18 PM

Harriet: "Ozzy, PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!!!!"
Ozz: "Chill babe, it's the 60s, lay back, and smoke a J!

Goldilocks · 09-08-2008, 02:10 PM

This is hilarious!

Janine the Dream · 09-08-2008, 02:25 PM

Ozzie:The house is so quiet when the boys are out.
Harriet: It's never quiet with your big mouth.
Ozzie

oc and Darby never returned my phone calls.
Harriet: They're as sick of you as I am.
Ozzie: Where's Thorny these days?
Harriet: With Doc and Darby.
Ozzie: Want to go the malt shop?
Harriet: No, your cholesterol is sky high.
Ozzie: That's from the pancakes and french toast we have everyday.
Harriet:Nobody shoves them down your throat.
Ozzie: Can I borrow the Kodak camera I gave you for Christmas?
Harriet: Wally sat on it.
Ozzie: Anything good on tv tonight?
Harriet: Yes, Batman

08-17-2007, 09:03 PM	#1
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08-18-2007, 11:12 AM	#2
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Things You'll Never See on O & H Harriet wrecking the dinner Rick and Dave being mean or rude to anyone--actually the Nelsons in general for that matter Wally treating the fraternity brothers to a dinner June losing an argument Ginger never getting mad at Wally
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02-23-2008, 05:54 PM	#10
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Wally: "Hey Mr. and Mrs. Nelson, for all those dinners I've mooched off of you, let me take you out to the best restaurant in town." Harriet: "Clara, you creaky-voiced ditzbrain, get some voice lessons already!" Ginger: "Wally sweetie-pie, I LOVE the way you take me for granted, borrow money from me and ogle other girls. You're a dream come true." Ozzie: "Wally you big oaf. You've been over here for dinner five times this week and completely cleaned out our refrigerator twice .Your freeloading days are over."
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09-08-2008, 02:10 PM	#14
Goldilocks Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 08, 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 693	New to the board! Love this thread!! This is hilarious!

09-08-2008, 02:25 PM	#15
Janine the Dream Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 20, 2007 Location: Saddle Brook, NJ Posts: 642	Ozzie:The house is so quiet when the boys are out. Harriet: It's never quiet with your big mouth. Ozzieoc and Darby never returned my phone calls. Harriet: They're as sick of you as I am. Ozzie: Where's Thorny these days? Harriet: With Doc and Darby. Ozzie: Want to go the malt shop? Harriet: No, your cholesterol is sky high. Ozzie: That's from the pancakes and french toast we have everyday. Harriet:Nobody shoves them down your throat. Ozzie: Can I borrow the Kodak camera I gave you for Christmas? Harriet: Wally sat on it. Ozzie: Anything good on tv tonight? Harriet: Yes, Batman

08-19-2007, 10:27 PM	#3
Obob41 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: May 17, 2004 Posts: 91	Wally turning down a second, or third, or fourth, helping of food. Beer at the frat house. An unpolished car, or unpainted screens. Ricky being "repressed", not till he got married, anyway.

08-19-2007, 11:11 PM	#4
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,880	Ozz to Harriet: " Hey, c,mere baby, gimme some sugah..." Harriet to Ozz: "Tee hee.....Honey, not here, in front of the boys!" Rick to David: "Hey Dave, what are Mom and Pop up to?" David: "hey stupid, dont you know anything? They're "gettin' it onnnnn!""

08-20-2007, 04:20 AM	#6
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,880	Glad you enjoyed it

02-22-2008, 01:25 AM	#7
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,520	This was a funny thread!

02-22-2008, 01:27 AM	#8
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,520	To add to this we would never hear the TV Harriet drop the F bomb, but I sure remember an interview with Harriet regarding the set to the updated "Ozzie's Girls" series and telling the decorators she was not going to have "that fu***** eagle" over the mantel anymore. I was in shock!! LOL

02-22-2008, 02:28 AM	#9
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,880	Ozzie: "Why the HELL did i ever marry, and have those dmn kids??!!" Harriet:* "Make your OWN stinking dinner Ozwald, do you think I'm your slave, or something?" Ricky: "Man that Rock n Roll crap sucks, I want to start my own polka band!" David: "Geez Pop, why dont you get a REAL job, you lazy bum?"

02-23-2008, 07:11 PM	#11
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,880	Ozzie: (approx 1952) "Harriet, kids, i just got a great idea; let's make up a TV show about our lives, and play ourselves!" Harriet: "Yes Dear, great idea!" (Aside to David)"Dave , go get Daddy's "medecine", I think he needs to be sedated again....." (Dave: "'K Mom.") Ricky: "No way Pop, i dont want no stupid cameras in my face, I hate show business, I'm gonna be an interior decorator!"

02-24-2008, 04:11 PM	#12
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Harriet to Ozzie: "What's for dinner? Make your own dan dinner--I'm going going out partying with Clara." Wally to Mrs. Nelson:* "Gee Mrs. Nelson I couldn't eat another bite. I'm trying to lose weight."

02-24-2008, 05:18 PM	#13
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,880	Harriet: "Ozzy, PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!!!!" Ozz: "Chill babe, it's the 60s, lay back, and smoke a J!