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Lex Luthor · 08-14-2007, 11:39 AM

Duct Tape Bandit Robs Liquor Store

Robbery is a serious problem for retail stores across our region. But the employees of Shamrock Liquors in Ashland, Kentucky, can't stop laughing about what happened last Friday at the store along 13th street.

Police say Kasey Kazee walked in to the store with duct tape wrapped around his head to conceal his face.

Fortunately, store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own. Steel had a wooden club wrapped with duct tape that eventually sent the suspect fleeing the store.

Store employee Craig Miller says he chased Kazee to the parking lot, tackled him and held him in a choke positiion until police arrived. An unidentified customer also helped.

Kazee said in a jailhouse interview today police got the wrong man and Kazee says he has no memory of going in to the liquor store. He also says he has no memory of police removing the duct tape.

We asked Kazee how he could deny being the duct tape bandit even though police have photos showing Kazee with the duct tape on and then a photo where Kazee's face is revealed.

Kazee looked straight at the camera and said, "Do I look like the duct tape bandit to you?"

Miller says Kazee also had a t-shirt pulled up around his head during the robbery attempt. Miller says it reminded him of the "Cornholio" character from the "Beavis and Butthead" cartoon.

Steele says Kazee did get away with two rolls of change before Steele could grab his club. Police found much of that change in the parking lot.

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catlover79 · 08-14-2007, 01:40 PM

What a MORON!!

Ireneparalegal · 08-14-2007, 01:59 PM

brie · 08-14-2007, 03:55 PM

And then there are other types of stupidity I don’t even try to understand.

AB · 08-14-2007, 04:38 PM

Man I bet that hurt when they pulled the tape off. lol!

Hollow · 08-14-2007, 05:18 PM

my god, just use a ski mask.

Lex Luthor · 08-14-2007, 05:23 PM

It looks like he was the victim of a stag party gone bad.

It would be funnier if he had completely mummified himself in Duct Tape

Zoneboy · 08-14-2007, 06:09 PM

No argument.

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Originally Posted by Lex Luthor

Sorry Zoneboy but this guy takes the #1 contender today

catlover79 · 08-14-2007, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by annball1957

Man I bet that hurt when they pulled the tape off. lol!

Look on the bright side - he probably won't need to shave for a few days!!

Zoneboy · 08-14-2007, 06:13 PM

Lex Luthor · 08-14-2007, 07:52 PM

I blame his parents

Who names a kid Kasey Kazee ?

dawsongirl · 08-15-2007, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Lex Luthor

I blame his parents

Who names a kid Kasey Kazee ?

I was just thinking that! What a horrible name.

dawsongirl · 08-15-2007, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by safety pin

my god, just use a ski mask.

But that was so 90s.

Mikado · 08-15-2007, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by dawsongirl

But that was so 90s.

They might get away with this in Milan, but never on the runways of Rome and Paris!

dawsongirl · 08-17-2007, 12:03 AM

lol...they showed this clown on Inside Edition today. Swears up and down, in his best black gangsta wannabe talk, that he's innocent.

08-14-2007, 11:39 AM	#1
Lex Luthor I'm bringing Lexy back Senior Member Join Date: Jun 07, 2005 Location: The Great White North Posts: 2,374	Sorry Zoneboy but this guy takes the #1 contender today Duct Tape Bandit Robs Liquor Store Robbery is a serious problem for retail stores across our region. But the employees of Shamrock Liquors in Ashland, Kentucky, can't stop laughing about what happened last Friday at the store along 13th street. Police say Kasey Kazee walked in to the store with duct tape wrapped around his head to conceal his face. Fortunately, store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own. Steel had a wooden club wrapped with duct tape that eventually sent the suspect fleeing the store. Store employee Craig Miller says he chased Kazee to the parking lot, tackled him and held him in a choke positiion until police arrived. An unidentified customer also helped. Kazee said in a jailhouse interview today police got the wrong man and Kazee says he has no memory of going in to the liquor store. He also says he has no memory of police removing the duct tape. We asked Kazee how he could deny being the duct tape bandit even though police have photos showing Kazee with the duct tape on and then a photo where Kazee's face is revealed. Kazee looked straight at the camera and said, "Do I look like the duct tape bandit to you?" Miller says Kazee also had a t-shirt pulled up around his head during the robbery attempt. Miller says it reminded him of the "Cornholio" character from the "Beavis and Butthead" cartoon. Steele says Kazee did get away with two rolls of change before Steele could grab his club. Police found much of that change in the parking lot.
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08-14-2007, 01:40 PM	#2
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08-14-2007, 01:59 PM	#3
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08-14-2007, 03:55 PM	#4
brie Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 26, 2007 Location: Wonderland Posts: 1,110	And then there are other types of stupidity I don’t even try to understand.

08-14-2007, 04:38 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Man I bet that hurt when they pulled the tape off. lol!

08-14-2007, 05:18 PM	#6
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	my god, just use a ski mask.

08-14-2007, 05:23 PM	#7
Lex Luthor I'm bringing Lexy back Senior Member Join Date: Jun 07, 2005 Location: The Great White North Posts: 2,374	It looks like he was the victim of a stag party gone bad. It would be funnier if he had completely mummified himself in Duct Tape

08-14-2007, 06:13 PM	#10
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08-14-2007, 07:52 PM	#11
Lex Luthor I'm bringing Lexy back Senior Member Join Date: Jun 07, 2005 Location: The Great White North Posts: 2,374	I blame his parents Who names a kid Kasey Kazee ?

08-17-2007, 12:03 AM	#15
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	lol...they showed this clown on Inside Edition today. Swears up and down, in his best black gangsta wannabe talk, that he's innocent.