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Old 03-03-2001, 05:54 PM   #1
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((The house))
(Jo, Blair, Natalie, and Tootie are sitting in the living room with nothing to do.)
T: I cannot belive that we have absolutely nothing to do on a perfectly useful Friday night!
N: No tests..no exams..a whole weekend to relax and enjoy life. And what are we doing? Siting in a living room staring at each other.
T: Even Blair has nothing do to!
B: Well..I did my hair..I organized my perfume bottles..I sorted my wardrobe out..
J: Will you please shut up already?
B: Well excuse me! I can't help it if I am perfect at doing everything!
T: (Stands up) I can't take this anymore! We must have something to do!
B: (Smiles) Hey, remember the night we went "crusing"?
N: (Laughs) Yeah, Tootie couldn't speak for 2 days after the guy on the radio dedicated that Abba song to her!
J: Yeah..and how Blair thought she would be on everyone's hate list if anyone saw her?
T: (Sits back down) And remember when we were all singing?
B: You know, I think that was one of the very few times we actually enjoyed being with each other.
T: Ya know...I got this idea..(pauses) Nahhh.
N: What is it?
T: Well..we could always..you know..go for it again?
(They all smile.)
B: I'll go get my coat.
J: I'll start the car up.
N: Woo hoo! Crusin' again!!
((The car))
T: Oh my gosh!!
N: Tootie what is it!?
T: Look at that guy!
(There is a guy sticking his arms outt he window waving at them.)
B: Oh, his eyes are rpobably focused on me.
J: (Rolls eyes)
T: Hey, Jo, put the radio on. There might be some good music!
B: Ugh..don't say your gonna call the radio station five hundred times again!
T: Geez Blair no! I am just listening to the music!
(The song 'Dancing Queen' by Abba goes on.)
N: Hey Tootie its that song the guy on the radio dedicated to you!!
T: Cool!! Hey I got a idea! Let's sing it!!
J: No way.
B: How about no?
T: Well, Nat and I are. Right?
N: Must I?
T: Yes.
N: (Sighs) Fine.
(Tootie bends over to crank up the volume.)
J: Tootieeeeeeee!
T: (Singing) You can dance, you can jive high, having the time of your life!
N: Woo hoo!
T: See that girl..watch that scene! Diggin' the dancing queennn!
N: Friday night and the lights are low....
T: Looking out for a place to go.
N: Cmon' Blair! Jo!
B: (Sighs)
T: You know you wanna! (Continues singing) Eveybody can see that guy!!
N: Night is young and the musics..
B: High....
T: (Smiles)
J: (Under her breath) See that girl...watch that scene..
B: Diggin' the dancing queen!
T: Louder Jo!!!!
J: (Smiles)
(They all sing louder)
B: And when you get the chance....
J: You are the dancing queen!
T: Young and sweet!
T and N: Only 17!
B and J: Dancing Queen! Feel the beat of the tamborine..
All of them: Oh yeahhh!!! You can dance! You can jive high!
B: Having the time of your life!
J: Ohhh!
T: See that girl!
N: Watch that scene!
Everyone: Diggin the dancing queennnnnnn!! Dancing queen!!!! Diggin the dancinggg queennn!!!!!
(The song finishes and they all laugh)
B: Uh..Jo, this doesn't look like Peekskill.
J: What do you mean?
T: Well..Peekskill doesn't have this many buildings..
N: And Peekskill is a quiet town. Not a sister of NYC!
J: Guys your right..this ain't Peekskill..
N: What?!
T: Then where are we?!
J: That's the problem! Guys..we're lost!

Guys -- I gotta go! Sorry! I will write more soon! Do you like it?

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Old 03-03-2001, 06:36 PM   #2
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Great! I was singing along when I was reading this! (I love Dancing Queen!) I can't wait to find out where they are!

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Old 03-03-2001, 07:18 PM   #3
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THIS IS SOOOOOOOOO GREAT

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Jo:I don't know you got to admit:Force has some good points.
Blair:Jo's hoping to attend the Chuck Norris School Of Law.

Nat:Who wants to be a skiny pencil?I'd rather be a happy magic marker.

Ms.G:Girls!Will you tell me what's been going on here?
Nat:Group sleep walking?
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Blair:Well,you know the first day of school getting settled in and meeting new people....
Tootie:Yeah!!And now comes Miller time!
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It's really great so far!Write more soon!


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Old 03-03-2001, 08:35 PM   #6
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u can dance sing have the time of you ohhhhhhh see girl- opps now its stuck in my head o well great so far and post more!!

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Blair: and i never have to see your ugly face again!!!

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Old 03-03-2001, 09:16 PM   #7
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T: I can't belive this! We have to find out where we are!
N: What if we're lost forever!
B: Oh no!! My hairspray is going to dye down soon!
J: Will you all just shut up?! I am trying to think of a way to get outta wherever we are!
T: Maybe we should call Mrs. Garett at home!
J: Tootie she's away for the weekend you know that!
N: Guys we gotta get home somehow! Turn around! Start driving back the way you came! Don't drive forward!
J: Nat, chill. I'm just looking for help.
T: Look! There's a pay phone. Don't panic!
B: Yeah..and the buttoms on the dialer were torn out by vandalism.
T: (Sighs)
N: Guys I am starting to get scared. How are we gonna get home?! Where are we?!
J: Will everyone just calm down!? We will be alright!
T: (Sighs) Well music should make us feel better.
J: (Rolls eyes) Music will not make us forget the fact that we have no clue where we are. But if that'll make ya feel better..then I guess fine. (Turns the music on)
T: Hey, let's sing again!
N, B, and J: NO!
T: Okay! Sheesh!!
B: Jo now I am seriously beginning to get scared. What if we never get home?! What if we're stuck in this car forever?!
J: Blair..calm down. Just think about being able to go home and..um..do your nails. It'll make ya feel better.
B: But I'm out of polish!
T: Jo..can I ask you something?
J: (Turns around)
T: WILL we get home?
J: (Long pause) Well...
B: (Screams) Jo! Look out!!
(They all scream as another car slams into them and they go flying across the road. The car slides across the road and flips over a road divider and finally stops when it slams into a tree.)
(Long pause)
J: Is everyone alright?!?
B: Wha?? Yeah..I am..
T: Me too..
N: Same here..
J: (Manages to get out of the car and runs to Blairs side, letting her out. She then let's Tootie and Natalie out.)
N: Oh my gosh..look at the car!!
T: It's ruined!
B: This is horrible!
J: (Sighs) Great! Just great!
T: Jo do you know what this means?!
N: We were almost killed?!
T: No!! This means that not only are we lost somewhere in the middle of nowhere..but now we don't have a car!!
(They all look at each other.)

Sorry guys..I gotta go! I will write more soon! How is it?


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Old 03-04-2001, 11:37 AM   #10
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T: Guys I am really scared.
J: Don't be..I'm sure that we'll find our way outta this mess...
B: With no car?!
N: And no clue of where we are!? Tootie this was all your idea! If you hadn't wanted us to sing stupid 'Dancing Queen' then maybe we would pay attention to where we were going.
B: Natalie I didn't see you sitting there like a stone! You were in the same mood Tootie was in!
N: Blair why don't you just go off and buy a couple make up kits? At this time you can use them anyways!
J: (Yells) Shut up!!!
(Everyone goes quiet.)
J: First we loose our way, then we crash, and now we're pulling on everyone's necks! If your excpecting a CHANCE to get outta here then we gotta work together! Now are we gonna get outta this mess or what?! (Long pause) Now does anyone got an idea of what we could do?!
B: Well..this MAY be low class. But we could walk to the gas station or something and see if we can use a phone or get a ride.
T: And just leave your car here, Blair??
B: (Sighs) Well...I CAN buy a new one after all..
J: I knew it!!! (Mad)
B: BUT...getting us out of here is more important.
J: (Wants to smile, but doesnt)
B: C'mon.
(They begin to walk away from the car.)
((A gas station))
J: Aye! Can we use your phone?
T: We're carless!
N: Tootie don't make him think we live on the streets!
Man: It's a payphone.
B: Oh don't worry I have money for hundres of calls.
J: (Gives Blair a pathetic look. She walks to the phone, picks it up and then pauses.) Oh no..guys I just remembered! Mrs. Garett is away for the weekend!
B: Oh no...
T: Great! Now what?!
J: Hold on..I got a idea. Aye!
(Man comes towards her again.)
Man: Yeah?
J: Can you give us a ride to Peekskill? We'll wait til this place closes or your off your shift.
Man: No way. That's to far!
B: Please?! I don't wanna die on the street like a helpless dirtbag!
Man: No!
T: C'mon! When I begin to star in movies you'll be sorry!
N: And I will even dedicate a book to you! (Turns to Tootie) If I don't forget about him in a day.
Man: Do you understand English?
J: No. Now we want a ride. Ok?!! You don't give us a ride and..and..(Turns to the counter) And I'll tell you sell cigerettes without lisences.
(Blair, Natalie, and Tootie smirk.)
Man: Ain't a biggy. I'll call the cops on you for theats.
B: (Looks and Jo and then walks to the guy.) Listen, (Giggles and flips hair) If you give us a ride, I'll go out with you for a WHOLE NIGHT.
Man: (Smiles) I dunno...
B: (Kisses him on the cheek.)
Man: Oh..finee.
J: I knew it would come in handy one day!
Man: C'mon. My vans in the back.
(They all walk into the van.)

Guys -- I gotta go! Sorry! Do you like it?

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Great! I love it! Blair's flirting came in handy after all, didn't it?

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Blair:Jo's hoping to attend the Chuck Norris School Of Law.

Nat:Who wants to be a skiny pencil?I'd rather be a happy magic marker.

Ms.G:Girls!Will you tell me what's been going on here?
Nat:Group sleep walking?
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Blair:Well,you know the first day of school getting settled in and meeting new people....
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((The man's van))
J: Uh..not to be pushy but are we almost there?
T: We have been driving for almost an hour!
Man: Almost. A couple more minutes til we get into Peekskill. (Turns to Blair) Then we can enjoy ourselves.
B: Yeah...(Turns away and rolls eyes)
N: So, what is your name anyways?
Man: Mike.
N: Oh.
M: What about all of you?
N: I'm Natalie.
J: Jo.
T: Tootie. A.k.a. Dorothy. Do NOT mistake me for a ice cream flavor.
M: And what about you beautiful one?
B: Oh..Blair Warner.
M: Ohh. Fantastic name.
B: (Sighs) Don't remind me again. Enough people do.
M: So, Blair, what are we gonna be doing throughout our night?
B: Listen, we'll do something I never did. Go to McDonalds, get a coke, eat a cheeseburger if it doesnt have too many calories and go home.
M: (Chuckles) That isn't how its gonna be with me.
B: Well it is with ME. If you don't like it then too bad.
J: (Stares, ready to stick up for Blair.)
M: You said a night, Blair. It'll be a night.
B: (Laughs) I just said that to get a ride!
T: Nice Blair.
N: Real smoothe.
M: Ohhh really?? (Turns to Jo, Tootie, and Natalie.) Get outta my car. (Stops it.)
J: (Turns to Natalie and Tootie) Go..we're almost home anyways.
T: (Leaves)
N: (Gets out.)
M: You to, Jo.
B: And me.
M: No, not you. your staying.
J: No she ain't you freak.
B: (Opens the door.)
M: (Yanks her back.)
B: (Slaps him) Get off me you low class slob!
J: (Grabs Mike and lets Blair free.)
B: (Gets out of the car.)
J: (Gets out)
M: (Runs out and grabs Blair.)
B: (Screams) Get off or I will be forced to hurt you!!
J: I gotta see this.
M: Bull.
B: Turn Blue! You asked for it! (Steps on his foot with her high heels)
M: Dangit!!! (Grabs her)
B: (Slaps him and pushes him down.) Jo get Tootie and Natalie and run home!! Let a Warner Woman handle this!
J: (Rolls eyes) No!!!
B: YES!!!
J: Finne! But if you get hurt don't blame me!! (Leaves.)
B: (Slaps him)
M: (Throws her on the ground and frenches her)
B: (Gets a mirror out of her pocket book and smashes it and stabs him in the hand with a sharp peice.)
M: Dang!
B: (Throws her shoes off and runs away as fast as she can.)
M: (Gets out, but when he does Blair is gone.)
((The house))
B: (Runs into the door and slams it.)
J: Blair!! Are you ok?!
B: Yeah..I'm fine. I told you I could do it.
T: Blair did you deck him?!
B: Yes..I decked him. I ALSO BROKE A MIRROR AND LOST A SET OF SHOES.
(They laugh)
J: Good job...I guess.
B: (Smiles) I just dunno what my father is gonna think about the car..
N: Well at least we're ok...
J: Well I know I am never crusing again.
B: Me either. Those shoes were expensive!
N: Wait a sec...whats Mrs. Garett gonne think?!
(They all laugh and hug)

The End

Well, that's it! I tried to give Blair some time in the spotlight..LOL Did you like it?

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Wonderful...really!! It was really good!!!
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