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Frank Gannucci · 08-08-2007, 08:56 AM

"The Bensonhurst Bomber":

(Harvey just saw Ralph "KO" somebody.)

Harvey: "That is some punch you got there."

Ralph: "It wasn't anything. I hurt him with my bad hand."

"$99,000 Answer":

Alice: "Spell antidistanttablihmentterrism (sp?)."

Ralph: "I'll spell it...I'll spell it...I'll spell it."

Alice: "Well, go ahead."

Ralph: "I will spell it when you give me $16,000."

"Two For The Money":

Ralph: "How many holdups have I had?"

Alice: "Six."

Ralph: "In five of them, they didn't get anything."

Alice: "The sixth time was a doozy. They took $45 and the bus."

Ralph: "I have been driving a bus for 15 years and because I lose ONE bus, you have to hold it over my head."

"Two Men On A Horse Part 1":

(Ralph goes out to get the money he lost.)

Alice: "I will get you a flashlight."

Ralph: "I don't need one."

(Ralph leaves and falls down the stairs. He comes back up and sees Alice who is now standing next to the door.)

Ralph: "Well, don't just stand there. Get me a flashlight."

"People's Choice Part 1":

Ed: "You should go down to my Uncle's place in New Jersey. 'Bullets' will never find you there."

Ralph: "He won't?"

Ed: "No, I have been going down there for the past three Sundays in a row. I can't even find the place myself."

"Opportunity Knocks, But":

Ed: "As long as I am in an executive in that bus company, you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

(Ralph gets up and signals for Ed to leave.)

Ed: "This is no way..."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!!!!!!!!!"

"One Big Happy Family":

Man (from upstairs, yells): "KNOCK OFF THE NOISE DOWN THERE!"

(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE SUPERINTENDENT."

Man (from upstairs, yells): "I AM THE SUPERINTENDENT."

"Ralph Kramden Presents":

Ralph: "You know what Jackie Gleason gets. Maybe $50 to $100 a night."

Ed: "$50 to $100 a night?"

Ralph: "Yeah. Personally, I don't think he deserves it but that is what he gets."

"Sleepy Time Gal":

Ralph (to Alice): "By the way cupcake..."

Ed: "Yes Ralph."

Ralph: "She is cupcake. You're fruitcake."

08-08-2007, 08:56 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,071	Wednesday's Quotes: "The Bensonhurst Bomber": (Harvey just saw Ralph "KO" somebody.) Harvey: "That is some punch you got there." Ralph: "It wasn't anything. I hurt him with my bad hand." "$99,000 Answer": Alice: "Spell antidistanttablihmentterrism (sp?)." Ralph: "I'll spell it...I'll spell it...I'll spell it." Alice: "Well, go ahead." Ralph: "I will spell it when you give me $16,000." "Two For The Money": Ralph: "How many holdups have I had?" Alice: "Six." Ralph: "In five of them, they didn't get anything." Alice: "The sixth time was a doozy. They took $45 and the bus." Ralph: "I have been driving a bus for 15 years and because I lose ONE bus, you have to hold it over my head." "Two Men On A Horse Part 1": (Ralph goes out to get the money he lost.) Alice: "I will get you a flashlight." Ralph: "I don't need one." (Ralph leaves and falls down the stairs. He comes back up and sees Alice who is now standing next to the door.) Ralph: "Well, don't just stand there. Get me a flashlight." "People's Choice Part 1": Ed: "You should go down to my Uncle's place in New Jersey. 'Bullets' will never find you there." Ralph: "He won't?" Ed: "No, I have been going down there for the past three Sundays in a row. I can't even find the place myself." "Opportunity Knocks, But": Ed: "As long as I am in an executive in that bus company, you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live." (Ralph gets up and signals for Ed to leave.) Ed: "This is no way..." Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!!!!!!!!!" "One Big Happy Family": Man (from upstairs, yells): "KNOCK OFF THE NOISE DOWN THERE!" (Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.) Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE SUPERINTENDENT." Man (from upstairs, yells): "I AM THE SUPERINTENDENT." "Ralph Kramden Presents": Ralph: "You know what Jackie Gleason gets. Maybe $50 to $100 a night." Ed: "$50 to $100 a night?" Ralph: "Yeah. Personally, I don't think he deserves it but that is what he gets." "Sleepy Time Gal": Ralph (to Alice): "By the way cupcake..." Ed: "Yes Ralph." Ralph: "She is cupcake. You're fruitcake."