Inside Natalie's Diary-1979

[NickatNite-FOL-fan]

(I know that this isn't much of fan fiction because it all really happened on the show but I am writing the story as if this was in Natalie's Diary. I hope to do entries from season 2 soon which should be interesting being that we get to meet Jo)

-1979-

-Well, today is the annunciation of Harvest Queen and we all know who that will be! But this time Blair's got competition- Cindy. I sure hope Cindy wins. I hate seeing Blair parade around like she rules the world. She does it everyday!

-Boy, did Tootie and I see something interesting in the garden! It's parent's day and our friend Nina Branch's dad happens to be "old friends" with Blair's mom. Well, me and Tootie caught them kissing and acting all lovey-dovey to each other. It was digusting, but funny. But I don't think this was too funny for Blair. She kind of freaked out when she heard the news and got slapped in the face in front of everyone. How embarrassing!

-Mrs. Garret's ex-husband is so cool! He taught Tootie how to play poker and now she's teaching us. It sure is funny how we keep losing our money to Tootie in every game. I don't think Mrs. Garret enjoys this visit very much though. She said something about him being a gambler. Who knew?

-Tootie has finally gotten in trouble for being nosy! I can't believe she actually had the guts to snoop into all of our I.Q. scores. She got Nancy and Sue Ann pretty ticked off, and not to mention Mr. Bradley and Mrs. Garret too. She has to write "I will not be nosy" on the board for who knows how many times. But at least me and her have the same score. Like I said "I knew we were sole sisters!"

-I don't really know what happened today. All I know is something about Tootie having to keep her mouth shut about Blair copying a poem by Emily Dickenson and calling it her own for some contest that Mr. Bradley forced her into doing.

-Today, we got to learn about sex education from Mrs. Garret. It was hilarious! Sue Ann and Blair were at each other's throats in class. I almost thought they would start fighting. This all had to do with sleeping around, which is what Blair wanted to experiment with on Steve, our delivery boy. Ahh... how I love him!

-It looks pretty bad outside today. It's been raining for a long while now and it's really starting to flood bad. Our basement is like a swimming pool, Nancy is soked from waiting for Roger(what a drip!), Tootie and Blair are in the barn with the horse and rabbits, and Molly is communicating with help. I sure hope someone comes soon.

-Blair and Sue Ann are starting to hang around with girls that they shoudn't have anything to do with. I think they smoke marijuana or something like that. But I really don't know.

-Wow! Today was great, except for the running. Sue Ann and Cindy are competing with eachother in track. We all decided to take up a bit of running with them- big mistake! Also, they soon got in a fight and Sue Ann accidentally punched Blair out (hehe!) and all because of Mr. Bradley's stop watch times. I think there's something fishy going on around here and it involves Mr. Bradley.

-Well, it's out in the open. Mr. Bradley gave us an assignment to trace our roots and now I have to find my birth mother's name.

-I actually feel proud to be what I am. While everyone else is starving themselves to death, I'm being a happy magic marker! And when I say starving to death, I mean it, especially for Sue Ann. She hasn't eaten anything in a whole week now. She even passed out in the cafeteria, which we all thought was a joke. This turned out to be serious and who's fault is it? Blairs! She shouldn't have teased Sue Ann about her weight and now look where it's gotten her. Oh well, I hope she gets better.

-Molly has been very upset today. She told us about her parents getting a divorce. We all tried to help. I even told her about when I had mono-nucleosis and how it helped get my parents get back together. She thought that she'd go ahead and try it but it didn't turn out very well. Her dad brought his girlfriend which made Molly go insane. But Molly eventually calmed down and Mr. Parker explained everything to her. She seemed ok after their talk and now she's happy again.

-Today can't get any worse. Tootie might be leaving school all because of her stupid dad. I don't want to lose her. She's my best friend.

(End of season 1)

(Note- All episodes were in order [I had the episode guide next to me.] Some of these are ones that I haven't seen so you can tell which ones I haven't seen or if Natalie had anything to do with one of the episodes by how short it is)

[Mustang Mimi 04]

It's cute. I like it cause I haven't seen alot of the early episodes and it gives a little more detail than just the episode guide. Can't wait to read the ones where Jo comes in!

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Tootie: Can we sing?
Jo: Sing?
Tootie: That's what I do when I'm scared what do you do?
Jo: Slap people


Blair: A Warner is like a delicate soufle
Jo: Yeah light and empty


Nat: I'd rather be a happy magic marker than a skinny pencil


Blair: (Cliff's parents) live on a farm.
Tootie: A farm?
Jo: As in e-i-e-i-o?


Jo: Which one's the pig?
Tootie: That's predictable Jo, insulting Blair.
Jo: I wasn't insulting Blair, I
All: was insulting the pig!

[LiL_Miss_Goodwrench_815]

this is really good! i cant wait to read when jo comes...that should be intresting~!

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Jo: there are two things we dont joke bout, the yankess and wht roy just did to me!

the only thing wrong with jo is shes a yankees fan! go red sox~!
*~Katie~*

[BlairW_1]

Can't wait for Jo!

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"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."

~*Danielle*~
Go #33! Lady Bulldogs all da way! Basketball rulz!