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Frank Gannucci · 08-02-2007, 09:04 AM

"Principle of The Thing":

Ralph: "It is all the janitor's fault. You take it too easy with him. You got to be hard with that type of guy. You got to tell him off and tell him off good."

Alice: "I was waiting for you to get home."

Ralph: "All right. I'm home. So go down and tell him off."

"Game Called On Account of Marriage":

Ed: "Why don't you take Stanley and Sally to your apartment to see how you and Alice get along?"

Ralph: "I want to postpone the wedding. Not cancel it forever."

"Poor People of Paris":

Ralph: "If I were you, I wouldn't go out in May."

Ed: "Why?"

Ralph: "Because that is when they gather nuts."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

(Alice accidentally throws her pool cue.)

Alice: "I guess I wasn't supposed to do that."

Ralph: "What was that?"

Alice: "I guess I wasn't supposed to do that, wasn't I?"

Ralph: "Not if we are playing pool, but if we are javelin throwing we are."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

(The Nortons arrive at the poolroom.)

Ralph: "I didn't know anything escaped from the zoo today."

Ed: "If it was an elephant, I could tell them where to look."

"Principle of The Thing":

Ed: "Don't you think that I should be climbing on that ladder?"

Ralph: "So, you are saying that I'm too fat to climb this ladder. Why don't you just say it?"

Ed: "I don't have too. You just did."

Ralph: "My wife may not be alone on the moon."

(Ralph goes into the bedroom with the ladder. He climbs up it.)

Ralph (falling, yells): "DUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"The Sleepwalker":

Ralph: "I am now going to put the key under my pillow. Now, you will have to lift me up bodily in order for you to get the key."

Ed: "I got to hand it to you Ralph. You came up with something even Dick Tracy couldn't handle."

"The Sleepwalker":

(The doctor gives Ed a shot.)

Doctor: "I want you to count backwards from 100."

Ed: "100...99...98...97...3."

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

(Ralph and Ed try to lift the dresser.)

Ralph: "I'll count to three and on three we lift and then we heave ho. One..two...three."

(Ralph lifts the dresser but he can't lift his side of the dresser.)

Ralph (yells): "ARRRRRRGGGGH!" (normal voice): "Why didn't you lift?"

Ed: "We didn't heave ho."

08-02-2007, 09:04 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,064	Thursday's Quotes: "Principle of The Thing": Ralph: "It is all the janitor's fault. You take it too easy with him. You got to be hard with that type of guy. You got to tell him off and tell him off good." Alice: "I was waiting for you to get home." Ralph: "All right. I'm home. So go down and tell him off." "Game Called On Account of Marriage": Ed: "Why don't you take Stanley and Sally to your apartment to see how you and Alice get along?" Ralph: "I want to postpone the wedding. Not cancel it forever." "Poor People of Paris": Ralph: "If I were you, I wouldn't go out in May." Ed: "Why?" Ralph: "Because that is when they gather nuts." "Movies Are Better Than Ever": (Alice accidentally throws her pool cue.) Alice: "I guess I wasn't supposed to do that." Ralph: "What was that?" Alice: "I guess I wasn't supposed to do that, wasn't I?" Ralph: "Not if we are playing pool, but if we are javelin throwing we are." "Movies Are Better Than Ever": (The Nortons arrive at the poolroom.) Ralph: "I didn't know anything escaped from the zoo today." Ed: "If it was an elephant, I could tell them where to look." "Principle of The Thing": Ed: "Don't you think that I should be climbing on that ladder?" Ralph: "So, you are saying that I'm too fat to climb this ladder. Why don't you just say it?" Ed: "I don't have too. You just did." Ralph: "My wife may not be alone on the moon." (Ralph goes into the bedroom with the ladder. He climbs up it.) Ralph (falling, yells): "DUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "The Sleepwalker": Ralph: "I am now going to put the key under my pillow. Now, you will have to lift me up bodily in order for you to get the key." Ed: "I got to hand it to you Ralph. You came up with something even Dick Tracy couldn't handle." "The Sleepwalker": (The doctor gives Ed a shot.) Doctor: "I want you to count backwards from 100." Ed: "100...99...98...97...3." "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": (Ralph and Ed try to lift the dresser.) Ralph: "I'll count to three and on three we lift and then we heave ho. One..two...three." (Ralph lifts the dresser but he can't lift his side of the dresser.) Ralph (yells): "ARRRRRRGGGGH!" (normal voice): "Why didn't you lift?" Ed: "We didn't heave ho."