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Old 01-30-2001, 10:05 PM   #1
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Post Now You See Her...Now You Don't- PLEASE READ!

( Jo and Natalie are walking in and Jo sits down on her bed while Nat sits at the desk in the girls room. Mrs G comes in)

MG: Oh, Jo,I hope you weren't doing anything important.
J: Important?
MG: Yeah, I was gonna ask you to ride your bike to get me an issue of The Peekskill Press. Theres a special issue about what happens when you feed kids the wrong food.
J: Why do you need to know that for, they just go ugly. ( Whispers) Are you sure you have'nt been feeding the wrong food to Blair?
MG: Oh, Jo.
N: Mrs. Garrett, it's so windy! The window won't close!
MG: Mr. Zimmer was just here this morning!
J: Well, then hire a new handymen.
( MG gives J a quick nudge)
MG: Oh, please Jo, the paper also tells you about the FOOD FAIR. I'm intrested about doing a booth.
N: About what? What happens when kids don't eat veggies?
MG: NO! Well, that us a good idea. I was going to do a booth about what effects the way you eat by age. Since all four of you are partly different ages, I would use you to demonstrate.
J: No way! Getting the paper is one thing, but being humiliated? BULL!
N: I think it's a good idea!
MG: So, Jo, please get the paper?
J: FINE! I have to repair my bike at the shop anyway, I'll get a candy bar at the paper stand.
MG: Thank you Jo!
( The camera is on the streets where Jo is)
J: Yeah, how much is it for one Peekskill Press, and a candy bar?
MAN: That'll be 1.69.
J: That expensive?!
MAN: Yo, lady, it's not like the olden days!
J: Yeah, throw in the map of the city while your at it.
( Jo pays the money, and starts looking at the map).
J: There should be a shop over here somewhere. Ah! Just 3 more blocks.
( A man with a beard, and yellow teeth comes up to her. Stares at her, and motions her to come towards him).
J: Or, maybe it was the other way.
( J turns around and starts riding. . She turns her head. The man is still staring at her, and motions for her to come. The wind starts swooshing when the newspaper lost it's pages)
J: Oh great, putting the paper in order, a man who's looking at me, what else can go wrong? Oh well, I'll fix it at the shop.
( Jo's at the shop)
MAN: Hello there, did you bring a bike?
J: Yeah it's outside. Hey, can you ride it over to where you fix it so I can rearange the newspaper into the order?
MAN: Sure!
( Jo starts ordering the paper when she comes to a WANTED poster in the paper. The man has a beard and yellow teeth)
J: Hey it's that man who was staring at me before!


Well, I'll continue tonight. How do you like it?

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Old 01-30-2001, 10:18 PM   #2
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MAN: What man?
J: The kidnapper!
MAN: Nah, he was found. But then he broke out two days ago...
J: BUT I SAW HIM!!!
MAN: Cut off it, lady.
J: I don't care if my bike's not fixed! I gotta warn my friends back home!
( When Jo arrives back at Eastland).
MG: Jo, where were you?
J: I caught a kidnapper!
B: Yeah right!
J: I SWEAR!
MG: Well, if you sweared...
J: You gotta believe me!
MG: Ok, if you say so( not intrested)
J: Look, heres his poster in the paper!
( J turns the paper to find that the poster is not there)
B: Look, Mrs Garrett, Jo's got an invisible poster!
J: But it was there!
( T comes walking in)
T: You mean this?( T is holding up the poster)
J: Yeah, thanks Tootie!
T: It fell out of your paper, or Mrs. G's paper when you came in.
MG: Let us see!
B: He looks familiar...
MG: Well, he's in NYC, he won't come all the way here.
N: How do you know?
MG: Because, he can't walk all the way to Peekskill, can he?
J: It's called busses.
B: Don't say that word. Say LIMO, it sounds nicer.
T: The guy came from CA, the OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY!
MG: Or maybe he can come to Peekskill.
N: What about your FOOD BOOTH, that we're ALL GOING TO BE IN?
MG: Right, my booth. That's why I sent you out therev Jo. Jo, where is the criminal now?
J: NYC.
( MG takes the ad for the FOOD BOOTH out of the paper.
MG: I never knew that page 1 came after page 7.
J: Sorry, after I saw the poster I came back here.
MG: Well, any way, as long as the kidnapper is in NYC, wait! MY FOOD FESTIVAL IS IN NYC!

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Old 01-30-2001, 10:31 PM   #3
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B: Oh, don't worry about it Mrs Garrett! There's the whole NYC there! There's no way when one person can find us in the streets!
MG: Girls, for your safety, I don't think we should do the booth anymore.....
J: Oh come on! I'm not saying it'll be fun but... where I come from-
T: NYC
J: Right. In NYC you go through with your dream!
MG: I guess, but girls are you sure?
ALL: Positive!
MG: Then, let's all get started. We have SO MUCH PLANNING!
( On the streets)
( The criminal, Bob, is with his group, Kyle, J, and P.)
B: Guys, I saw our next victim.
K: Who?
B: A girl. I heard her say something about the repair shop. So I went to the repair shop, and the man said she was going to the food festival on Saturday.
J: So, were going to the Food Festival?
B: Yeah.
P: But say some one notices us, we are nation wide criminals...
B: Leave it to me.....
( Back at Eastland)
J: I'm a LITTLE worried, I told the repair shop guy I was going to the Festival on Saturday.
MG: So?
J: Well, say he was part of the criminals?
MG: Don't worry!
T: NATALIE! STOP BEING WORRIED!
N: Me worried? When a criminal's on the loose in NYC, right by Peekskill, you think I'm worried? OF COURSE!
( N starts walking in panic).
MG: Girls, we don't have to go....
T: Were going!
MG: Ok...

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Old 01-30-2001, 10:40 PM   #4
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( It's the day of the Festival)

MG: Thank you for coming to Edna's Booth. Next please?
Jo( Mumered: I can't believe you made me do this!
B: ME? Your the one who told your motto about where you come from!
T: I can't wait to get out of this thing, into the festival, to get stuff.
J; LIKE FREE SAMPLES!
B: Remember guys, theres a criminal on the loose. Be careful.
( It's time for the girl's break)
T: I'm going exploring....
( At the booth in the Festival)
Bob:Ok, I see the girl. When I count to three, snag her!
( Tootie's walking around peacefully).
K: Are you sure that's her?
B: Positive. Ok, i...2...3...

Was THat A SusPensful Ending? MORE TO COME!

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Old 01-30-2001, 10:47 PM   #5
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( B snatches T)
B: Hey your not the person I saw on the streets!
T: You mean J-
( T covers her mouth)
( B holds a gun to T)
B: WHO????!!!
T: No one, let me go!
B: WHO???!!!
T: LET ME GO!
K: Not until you tell Bob here who the girl was!
T: LET ME GO!!!

( The break is over)
J: Wheres Tootie?
MG: I thought she was with you!
B: You mean Tootie's not with you???

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Old 01-30-2001, 11:04 PM   #6
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This is great!

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Terry: Jo, c'mere! Quick! I gotta show you somethin'. Now, don't laugh. (holds up dress)
J: Yeah?
T: It's a dress!
J: So?
T: I bought this to wear to a dance at school, only never did.
J: Why not?
T: I went bowlin' with the guys instead. Actually, I had a good night; I broke 220. The only difference between Paulie and me is that he's taller? Well, I'll show them! I bet they never saw Paulie in one of these!
J: Can I ask you a question?
T: I guess.
J: Does this have anything to do with the dinner guest you got them to force you to invite?
T: What do you mean?
J: That was brilliant the way you did that. He's real cute.
T: Tony? He's not cute... he is gorgeous! Jo, you gotta help me!
J: How?
T: (runs over and dumps a bag of makeup out) I bought all this stuff, but I on't know how it works!
J: Well, what do I know about makeup? I just brush my teeth and go.
T: Jo, I don't need much. Just enough where Tony will notice... and Pop won't.
J: This is way out of my league. What you need is an expert. Someone who spends 24 hours a day lookin' at herself in the mirror.
B: Hello?
J: It's me. I've got an emergency.
B: Good heavems, you're in jail!
J: Don't kid around, Blair. We're desperate. There's a face here that desperately needs your help.
B: Okay, what shape is her face?
J: (looks at Terry) It's face shaped.
B: Does it look like a heart or an egg?
J: (looks at Terry) I think it looks like an apple. Blair, hold on a second. Are you sure you want to do this?
T: I've got to!
J: I'm not sure if they're ready to see you come down the stairs lookin' like a...
T: Looking like a girl? They better be. 'Cause ready or not, here I come.
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Old 01-31-2001, 01:44 AM   #7
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Yeah, good job, keep it going.
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Old 01-31-2001, 08:52 AM   #8
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( MG and the girls are looking around the Festival Booths for T).
N: See, I told you we should have stayed in Peekskill!
B: Maybe Tootie isn't with the kidnapper. I bet she's back at the booth, in her nice...clean....clothes.
J: I bet she's with the criminal.
MG: JO!
J: I'm sorry! The Food Festival's in NYC, so is the kidnapper, the kidnapper came from CA...
N: She's right, and she can go on, and on, and on, and on, and on...
B: Natalie...... Natalie, Natalie, Natalie, Natalie, Natalie,Tootie isn't in danger!
( Back at the booth where Tootie is)
K: LADY, WHERE IS YOUR FRIEND????
T: I'M NOT TELLIN!
B: THEN I GUESS I'LL JUSTY HAVE TO SHOOT!

What will happen to Tootie?

STAY TUNED!

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omg this is awesome~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep going i wanna know what happens next!

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Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too!

Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!

Jinny: You sure he's still up and moving around there, Cap?
Captin: Jinny do you really think that a crack about the age of your commanding officer is the smartest thing you could say under the circumstances
Jinny: umm.. probley not
Captin: thats what I thought
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T: DON'T SHOOT ME!!! PLEASE!
K: You heard what our boss said.... your outta here LITTLE GIRL!
T: I'm NOT LITTLE!
B: READY boys, get ready... and...
( back at the booth)
J: GO!
B: What?
J: I know what I'm doing, we have to go find Tootie!

IS TOOTIE OK?

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great....keep posting i cant wait to read the next part!!

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Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too!

Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!

Jinny: You sure he's still up and moving around there, Cap?
Captin: Jinny do you really think that a crack about the age of your commanding officer is the smartest thing you could say under the circumstances
Jinny: umm.. probley not
Captin: thats what I thought
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Old 02-18-2001, 10:11 PM   #12
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Sorry I haven't posted..
( This part goes to LilMissGoodwrence_518!)

B: 1...2...3..!
( He fires the gun)
T: Am I dead yet?
B: Hey, you should be.....
K: Uh.. boss, I don't want to say this but..-
B: SHUT UP KYLE!!!
K: Ok, but I think-
B: KYLE......
K: Fine!
T: Mr. I think I'm still alive...
B: I can see that...
T: What happened?
B: I seemed to have forgotten the extra bullets..
T: Well, then you can't shoot me today. I'll tell you what...
( Back with the girls)
MG: Where can she be?
N: It's never like Tootie to be late!
MG: Your right......
J: I still say we should go look for her...
MG: But say you find her....
B: A bloddy, and dead and-
MG: BLAIR!!
B: Well, just a thought......
( Tootie and Bob are alone)
T: I live at Eastland School in Peekskill. You can come to that school when your gun is reloaded..
B: Ok, I'll see you dead soon, uh..
t: Tootie.
B: Right, Tootie..
( Outside the booth)
T:What have I done?

This is where u start to do it
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Old 02-21-2001, 11:59 AM   #13
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thanks for continueing it!! it is soooooooooooooooooooooo great! im glad u listened to me~ i feel sp special!! i was really happy that tootie is alright, but i wasnt totally expecting that~!

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Old 02-21-2001, 07:24 PM   #14
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Little Miss Goodwrench, do you want to post some? If you want to, you can
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Great -- finish it tho..

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