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*Rach*Rachel*Rach*
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( Jo and Natalie are walking in and Jo sits down on her bed while Nat sits at the desk in the girls room. Mrs G comes in)
MG: Oh, Jo,I hope you weren't doing anything important. J: Important? MG: Yeah, I was gonna ask you to ride your bike to get me an issue of The Peekskill Press. Theres a special issue about what happens when you feed kids the wrong food. J: Why do you need to know that for, they just go ugly. ( Whispers) Are you sure you have'nt been feeding the wrong food to Blair? MG: Oh, Jo. N: Mrs. Garrett, it's so windy! The window won't close! MG: Mr. Zimmer was just here this morning! J: Well, then hire a new handymen. ( MG gives J a quick nudge) MG: Oh, please Jo, the paper also tells you about the FOOD FAIR. I'm intrested about doing a booth. N: About what? What happens when kids don't eat veggies? MG: NO! Well, that us a good idea. I was going to do a booth about what effects the way you eat by age. Since all four of you are partly different ages, I would use you to demonstrate. J: No way! Getting the paper is one thing, but being humiliated? BULL! N: I think it's a good idea! MG: So, Jo, please get the paper? J: FINE! I have to repair my bike at the shop anyway, I'll get a candy bar at the paper stand. MG: Thank you Jo! ( The camera is on the streets where Jo is) J: Yeah, how much is it for one Peekskill Press, and a candy bar? MAN: That'll be 1.69. J: That expensive?! MAN: Yo, lady, it's not like the olden days! J: Yeah, throw in the map of the city while your at it. ( Jo pays the money, and starts looking at the map). J: There should be a shop over here somewhere. Ah! Just 3 more blocks. ( A man with a beard, and yellow teeth comes up to her. Stares at her, and motions her to come towards him). J: Or, maybe it was the other way. ( J turns around and starts riding. . She turns her head. The man is still staring at her, and motions for her to come. The wind starts swooshing when the newspaper lost it's pages) J: Oh great, putting the paper in order, a man who's looking at me, what else can go wrong? Oh well, I'll fix it at the shop. ( Jo's at the shop) MAN: Hello there, did you bring a bike? J: Yeah it's outside. Hey, can you ride it over to where you fix it so I can rearange the newspaper into the order? MAN: Sure! ( Jo starts ordering the paper when she comes to a WANTED poster in the paper. The man has a beard and yellow teeth) J: Hey it's that man who was staring at me before! Well, I'll continue tonight. How do you like it? ------------------ COMING SOON! |
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MAN: What man?
J: The kidnapper! MAN: Nah, he was found. But then he broke out two days ago... J: BUT I SAW HIM!!! MAN: Cut off it, lady. J: I don't care if my bike's not fixed! I gotta warn my friends back home! ( When Jo arrives back at Eastland). MG: Jo, where were you? J: I caught a kidnapper! B: Yeah right! J: I SWEAR! MG: Well, if you sweared... J: You gotta believe me! MG: Ok, if you say so( not intrested) J: Look, heres his poster in the paper! ( J turns the paper to find that the poster is not there) B: Look, Mrs Garrett, Jo's got an invisible poster! J: But it was there! ( T comes walking in) T: You mean this?( T is holding up the poster) J: Yeah, thanks Tootie! T: It fell out of your paper, or Mrs. G's paper when you came in. MG: Let us see! B: He looks familiar... MG: Well, he's in NYC, he won't come all the way here. N: How do you know? MG: Because, he can't walk all the way to Peekskill, can he? J: It's called busses. B: Don't say that word. Say LIMO, it sounds nicer. T: The guy came from CA, the OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY! MG: Or maybe he can come to Peekskill. N: What about your FOOD BOOTH, that we're ALL GOING TO BE IN? MG: Right, my booth. That's why I sent you out therev Jo. Jo, where is the criminal now? J: NYC. ( MG takes the ad for the FOOD BOOTH out of the paper. MG: I never knew that page 1 came after page 7. J: Sorry, after I saw the poster I came back here. MG: Well, any way, as long as the kidnapper is in NYC, wait! MY FOOD FESTIVAL IS IN NYC! How do u like it? ------------------ COMING SOON! |
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B: Oh, don't worry about it Mrs Garrett! There's the whole NYC there! There's no way when one person can find us in the streets!
MG: Girls, for your safety, I don't think we should do the booth anymore..... J: Oh come on! I'm not saying it'll be fun but... where I come from- T: NYC J: Right. In NYC you go through with your dream! MG: I guess, but girls are you sure? ALL: Positive! MG: Then, let's all get started. We have SO MUCH PLANNING! ( On the streets) ( The criminal, Bob, is with his group, Kyle, J, and P.) B: Guys, I saw our next victim. K: Who? B: A girl. I heard her say something about the repair shop. So I went to the repair shop, and the man said she was going to the food festival on Saturday. J: So, were going to the Food Festival? B: Yeah. P: But say some one notices us, we are nation wide criminals... B: Leave it to me..... ( Back at Eastland) J: I'm a LITTLE worried, I told the repair shop guy I was going to the Festival on Saturday. MG: So? J: Well, say he was part of the criminals? MG: Don't worry! T: NATALIE! STOP BEING WORRIED! N: Me worried? When a criminal's on the loose in NYC, right by Peekskill, you think I'm worried? OF COURSE! ( N starts walking in panic). MG: Girls, we don't have to go.... T: Were going! MG: Ok... DO U LIKE IT? ------------------ COMING SOON! |
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( It's the day of the Festival)
MG: Thank you for coming to Edna's Booth. Next please? Jo( Mumered: I can't believe you made me do this! B: ME? Your the one who told your motto about where you come from! T: I can't wait to get out of this thing, into the festival, to get stuff. J; LIKE FREE SAMPLES! B: Remember guys, theres a criminal on the loose. Be careful. ( It's time for the girl's break) T: I'm going exploring.... ( At the booth in the Festival) Bob:Ok, I see the girl. When I count to three, snag her! ( Tootie's walking around peacefully). K: Are you sure that's her? B: Positive. Ok, i...2...3... Was THat A SusPensful Ending? MORE TO COME! ------------------ COMING SOON! |
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( B snatches T)
B: Hey your not the person I saw on the streets! T: You mean J- ( T covers her mouth) ( B holds a gun to T) B: WHO????!!! T: No one, let me go! B: WHO???!!! T: LET ME GO! K: Not until you tell Bob here who the girl was! T: LET ME GO!!! ( The break is over) J: Wheres Tootie? MG: I thought she was with you! B: You mean Tootie's not with you??? ------------------ COMING SOON! |
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This is great!
![]() ------------------ Terry: Jo, c'mere! Quick! I gotta show you somethin'. Now, don't laugh. (holds up dress) J: Yeah? T: It's a dress! J: So? T: I bought this to wear to a dance at school, only never did. J: Why not? T: I went bowlin' with the guys instead. Actually, I had a good night; I broke 220. The only difference between Paulie and me is that he's taller? Well, I'll show them! I bet they never saw Paulie in one of these! J: Can I ask you a question? T: I guess. J: Does this have anything to do with the dinner guest you got them to force you to invite? T: What do you mean? J: That was brilliant the way you did that. He's real cute. T: Tony? He's not cute... he is gorgeous! Jo, you gotta help me! J: How? T: (runs over and dumps a bag of makeup out) I bought all this stuff, but I on't know how it works! J: Well, what do I know about makeup? I just brush my teeth and go. T: Jo, I don't need much. Just enough where Tony will notice... and Pop won't. J: This is way out of my league. What you need is an expert. Someone who spends 24 hours a day lookin' at herself in the mirror. B: Hello? J: It's me. I've got an emergency. B: Good heavems, you're in jail! J: Don't kid around, Blair. We're desperate. There's a face here that desperately needs your help. B: Okay, what shape is her face? J: (looks at Terry) It's face shaped. B: Does it look like a heart or an egg? J: (looks at Terry) I think it looks like an apple. Blair, hold on a second. Are you sure you want to do this? T: I've got to! J: I'm not sure if they're ready to see you come down the stairs lookin' like a... T: Looking like a girl? They better be. 'Cause ready or not, here I come. ~`~ Kenzie ~`~ |
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Yeah, good job, keep it going.
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( MG and the girls are looking around the Festival Booths for T).
N: See, I told you we should have stayed in Peekskill! B: Maybe Tootie isn't with the kidnapper. I bet she's back at the booth, in her nice...clean....clothes. J: I bet she's with the criminal. MG: JO! J: I'm sorry! The Food Festival's in NYC, so is the kidnapper, the kidnapper came from CA... N: She's right, and she can go on, and on, and on, and on, and on... B: Natalie...... Natalie, Natalie, Natalie, Natalie, Natalie,Tootie isn't in danger! ( Back at the booth where Tootie is) K: LADY, WHERE IS YOUR FRIEND???? T: I'M NOT TELLIN! B: THEN I GUESS I'LL JUSTY HAVE TO SHOOT! What will happen to Tootie? STAY TUNED! ------------------ COMING SOON! |
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omg this is awesome~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep going i wanna know what happens next!
------------------ Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too! Jinny: i think i am going to give up men Magda: you, give up sex? Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee! Jinny: You sure he's still up and moving around there, Cap? Captin: Jinny do you really think that a crack about the age of your commanding officer is the smartest thing you could say under the circumstances Jinny: umm.. probley not Captin: thats what I thought |
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T: DON'T SHOOT ME!!! PLEASE!
K: You heard what our boss said.... your outta here LITTLE GIRL! T: I'm NOT LITTLE! B: READY boys, get ready... and... ( back at the booth) J: GO! B: What? J: I know what I'm doing, we have to go find Tootie! IS TOOTIE OK? ------------------ COMING SOON! |
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great....keep posting i cant wait to read the next part!!
------------------ Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too! Jinny: i think i am going to give up men Magda: you, give up sex? Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee! Jinny: You sure he's still up and moving around there, Cap? Captin: Jinny do you really think that a crack about the age of your commanding officer is the smartest thing you could say under the circumstances Jinny: umm.. probley not Captin: thats what I thought |
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Sorry I haven't posted..
( This part goes to LilMissGoodwrence_518!) B: 1...2...3..! ( He fires the gun) T: Am I dead yet? B: Hey, you should be..... K: Uh.. boss, I don't want to say this but..- B: SHUT UP KYLE!!! K: Ok, but I think- B: KYLE...... K: Fine! T: Mr. I think I'm still alive... B: I can see that... T: What happened? B: I seemed to have forgotten the extra bullets.. T: Well, then you can't shoot me today. I'll tell you what... ( Back with the girls) MG: Where can she be? N: It's never like Tootie to be late! MG: Your right...... J: I still say we should go look for her... MG: But say you find her.... B: A bloddy, and dead and- MG: BLAIR!! B: Well, just a thought...... ( Tootie and Bob are alone) T: I live at Eastland School in Peekskill. You can come to that school when your gun is reloaded.. B: Ok, I'll see you dead soon, uh.. t: Tootie. B: Right, Tootie.. ( Outside the booth) T:What have I done? This is where u start to do it |
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thanks for continueing it!! it is soooooooooooooooooooooo great! im glad u listened to me~ i feel sp special!! i was really happy that tootie is alright, but i wasnt totally expecting that~!
------------------ Jo: there are two things we dont joke bout, the yankess and wht roy just did to me! Jinny: i have pms and a gun any questions? *~Katie~* |
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Little Miss Goodwrench, do you want to post some? If you want to, you can
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Great -- finish it tho..
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