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Old 02-18-2001, 07:05 PM   #1
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Post 1st Installment in The Two Musketeers Series..'Consequences'

((Eastland School for Girls))
(Blair is waiting for the students to arrive for the second semester. She had just enrolled her daughter Cassandra and Jo just enrolled her daughter Alicia.)
C: Mother, this Alicia girl sounds like a total..
B: Cassandra, keep your thoughts to yourself. We are not at home at more. Now remember, I can still punish you if you break the rules in this school.
C: (Rolls eyes)
B: And plus, I met Alicia once before. She is a very nice young girl. I am sure you two will get along very well.
C: Yes, but I do not mix well with a motorbike.
B: (Sighs) Cassandra, when I met Jo I thought we'd never get along. But all it took was a little time for us to get to know each other and we were best friends. And still are to this day.
(Alicia walks in)
B: Alicia!! Welcome to Eastland!! (Walks to her) Alicia, this is Cassandra, my daughter.
C: Hi..
A: Hey..(Turns to face Blair) Uh..where can I put my stuff?
B: Oh, well you are going to be sharing a dorm with Cassandra.
C: What?!
B: You two are going to be roommates just like Alicia's mother and I were.
C: I am not going to share a room with Harley Davionson!
A: Aye! Watch it! He's my role model!!
C: Ugh..it suits you!
A: Oh shut up Cinderella!
B: Girls! Will you stop it?!
C: Mother why must I room with her?! I know how its gonna be! There will be bike parts in my stationary area!
A: And my helmet will smell like Calvin Klein!
B: Girls you two haven't spent one hour in the same room and your already juding what rooming together will be like? Now go upstairs and unpack.
C: (Sighs) Very well...
A: Fine...
((Cassandra and Alicia's Dorm))
(They are both unpacking)
C: I still cannot belive I have to dorm with YOU!
A: Oh shut up Farrah..you think I am happy with this?
C: (Sighs) This is so boring...
A: Will you stop complaining?!??!
C: Well there isn't anything else to do!
A: Then you got a very sad life,.
C: Oh shut up Mr. Goodwrench!
A: Make me!!
C: I will!!!...Later!
A: (Rolls eyes)
C: Well there has to be something we have in common!
A: Alright..you like bikes? That's about the only thing I am really interested in! Besides guys...
C: Oh?
A: You know..MEN.
C: (Smiles) Well I can relate to liking guys...
A: Well at least we have that in common...
C: But what could we do with it??
A: Well I just so happen to have an idea...
C: What is it?
A: Ya know Bates Academy down the street?
C: Yeah?
A: How about we pay them a little visit? I heard they were having a party tonight.
C: I dunno..we could get expelled for leaving campus without anyone knowing..
A: They won't find out!!
C: (Sighs) I still dunno...
A: C'mon Cas!
C: Well..ok...but how will we get there?
A: The school van!!
C: What?! We can't steal the van!!
A: It won't be stealing..just..borrowing...(Grins)
((The School Van))
(Alicia is driving and Cassandra is sitting in the front seat next to her)
C: I cannot belive we're doing this!
A: Well we are, Cas.
C: Are you sure you know how to drive?
A: You really wanna know?
C: Well..yeah..
A: Alright then, no.
C: (Sighs)

Sorry guys..but I gotta go! What do you think of it so far? I will write more soon!
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Old 02-18-2001, 08:00 PM   #2
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it's pretty cool so far. keep going. I can acually imagine this in my hesd.
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Old 02-18-2001, 08:38 PM   #3
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Hey im cool so far right baby yeah! ~*Alicia*~
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Old 02-18-2001, 09:53 PM   #4
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((The Van))
A: There's Bates Academy down the street. We're almost there.
C: Ya know..I'm beginning to wonder what our punishment is going to be. I know we're gonna get caught!
A: We ain't gonna get caught! Chill! I'm the master at not getting caught at doing things.
C: Yeah..right..well what are they gonna think when they find us missing?! And we left campus without telling anyone?! We can easily get serious punishments just for that Jackie!
A: (Turns to Cassandra) Listen, Cas. Will you just calm down? We are not gonna get caught! All we gotta do is make up some excuse and...
C: Jackie watch out!!!! (Screams)
(A car comes right towards them as the van swirves out of the way and gets pushed out of the road smashing into a tree)
(There is a long pause in the van)
A: ...Cas??...
C: (Has her eyes closed)
Ja: Cas?? (Shakes her) Cas wake up!
C: (Slowly opens her eyes) Huh? Alicia? What happened?
A: We were in an accident.
C: Oh great!! Now we're probably going to be expelled for sure!
Ja: Alright just calm down..everything will be alright.
C: Shut up Alicia..you said that before then 5 minutes later we're envolved in a car crash. I knew to begin with this was a bad idea!!
A: Oh be quiet Cas alright?! I ain't in the mood for you!
C: But you were in the mood for a joy ride to Bates!
Ja: (Yells) SHUT UP!!!
C: (Yells) NO! WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?!
A: (Sighs. She can't open the door because the van is tipped over. All of the sudden they hear police sirens) Someone must of called the ambulence...
C: (Stares)
(A man from the paramedics talks to them from outside the van)
Man: Are you girls alright?
A: Yeah..ya think you could get us outta here?!
Man: Well we gotta open the van from the top side. So the one on the right will get out first. hold on. (Walks to the back of the van and opens the door, letting Cassandra out.
C: Thank you..
Man: (He then helps Jackie out of the car) Do you guys need to get to a hospital??
C: No thank you, we're fine
A: I think we just might need a ride home..
Man: Alright. The police will take you home.
C: Great....
((Eastland))
B: I wonder where those girls could be!!
(Someone knocks on the door. Blair opens it and there is a police man)
PM: Eastland??
B: Yes..(Sees Alicia and Cassandra) Girls!! What happened?!
PM: These girls stole the school van. They said they were going out to Bates for a 'joy ride' to find guys.
B: (Shocked) Girls!!
PM: They were envolved in a car collision. The van is totalled.
B: Oh..well..i'll take them. Thank you.
(The police man leaves and Blair shuts the door)
B: What did you think you were doing?!? A joy ride to find a boy at Bates?!?!
C: Mother..we're sorry! It was just we had nothing in common but we loved boys...
B: That is no excuse! Do you know what consequences this will have on you??
A: We're sorry!!!
B: You will have to be expelled!!
C: WHAT?!! BUT IT WASN'T MY FAULT! ALICIA SAID WE WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT!
B: THAT IS NO EXCUSE! YOU BOTH MUST BE EXPELLED. IF THE OLD HEADMASTER WERE HERE HE WOULD TAKE THE SAME ACTIONS! Now please excuse me while I go contact your mother, Alicia. (Leaves)
C: I can't belive this...Alicia you said we wouldn't be caught!
A: Cas..I didn't know!!
C: Well now ya do! We are expelled!! Now what do we do?! Wait! Don't say it! I don't wanna get into anymore trouble!
(Blair comes in)
B: Alicia I talked to your mother. But we decided on a different punishment. You will not be expelled.
C: Really?!!
B: You will both be suspended for 5 weeks. You will stay in your dorm un attending classes. But the work will be delivered by me daily.
A: Well..that sounds...ok...
B: Now go up to your dorm. (Leaves)
((Cassandra and Alicia's dorm))
C: I still can't belive on the first day..the FIRST day we get suspended for five weeks.
A: Well at least their ain't any classes!
C: Yeah but we still get the work. (Sits on the bed)
A: Ya know..you ain't as bad as I thought you'd be. I thought you'd be much more snottier than you sounded like.
C: (Gasps)
(They both laugh and the screen freezes)

-The End-

Well that's the 1st Installment in 'The Two Musketeers' series! I guess it is the spinoff..lol..well did you like it??
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Old 02-22-2001, 02:12 AM   #5
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uh, pretty good, but who the hell is jackie? she came out of nowhere!


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