Sunday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"Stars Over Flatbush":

Ed: "I was born under the sign of Pisces The Fish."

Ralph: "You were born under the sign of Pistachio The Nut."

"Stars Over Flatbush":

Freddie: "The party will be going from 8 to 12pm."

Ed: "That includes 11:30pm, doesn't it?"

"Principle of The Thing":

Ralph: "I think the wallpaper is pretty. Alice thinks it is rotten. What do you think?"

(Ed looks at it.)

Ed: "I think that you are both right. It is pretty rotten."

"A Man's Pride":

Ralph: "I am going to learn from here on in how to swallow my pride."

Ed: "That shouldn't be too hard. You learned how to swallow everything else."

"A Matter of Record":

Ralph: "I can't use two seats."

Ed: "That is a matter of opinion."

"Young At Heart":

Ralph: "Thi isn't a crazy costume. This is what all of us cats wear. I got it! I got it! I am hip! Ready to go. I'm gone. Gone!"

Alice: "You are gone all right."

"Case Of The Cuckoo Thief":

Alice: "I was thinking about buying the alarm clock for someone."

Ralph: "For who?"

Alice: "For, um…my brother."

Ralph: "If there is one thing that your family doesn't need, it's another cuckoo."

"Case Of The Cuckoo Thief":

Ed (starting to cry): "What are you going to do to me?"

Bruce: "I would like to rip the cuffs off your pants. I'm going to have you incarcerated."

Ed: "Good, as long as I'm not going to jail."

"To Whomever It May Concern":

Ed: "I put SWAK on the back of your letter."

Ralph: "You wrote Sealed with a Kiss?"

Ed: "No. Sewer Workers Are Kings."