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Ireneparalegal · 07-27-2007, 09:37 PM

Go for it!

Cliff eating soul food.

Cliff at the hospital A LOT.

Cliff to Claire: "Make me a huge hoagie woman!"

Claire eating a whole hoagie all by herself.

Denise wearing "normal" clothes.

Denise: "Mom, Dad... I'm pregnant."

Vanessa wearing dreadlocks.

Rudy: "Why the hell did you all name me RUDY???!!"

Rudy to her mom: "This is the dress I like and I WILL wear it to the party!"

Theo: "Mom, Dad...my girlfriend is pregnant."

Mikado · 07-27-2007, 09:52 PM

Youll never hear Cliff say:

"Oh Clair, pick up the other phone, it's your best friend Ireneparalegal calling!"

Ireneparalegal · 07-27-2007, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikado

Youll never hear Cliff say:

"Oh Clair, pick up the other phone, it's your best friend Ireneparalegal calling!"

You mean "J-HO..."

I'd rather talk to Claire, a smart woman, rather than a dumb piece of you know what like J-Ho.

Mikado · 07-27-2007, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

You mean "J-HO..."

I'd rather talk to Claire, a smart woman, rather than a dumb piece of you know what like J-Ho.

Hmmmmmmmm, your opinion of Claire has modified since I last heard

Ireneparalegal · 07-27-2007, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikado

Hmmmmmmmm, your opinion of Claire has modified since I last heard

I never said she wasn't smart. I said she was "controlling".

Kinda like how J-ho's hubby controls her now.

Back to the topic.

The Huxtable house a mess from top to bottom.

Denise working hard and going to college full-time while being an honors student.

Vanessa having a decent hairstyle.

Theo kicking some a$$ when he gets p*ssed.

CWDogg · 07-28-2007, 12:39 AM

Cliff- "Cockroach is banned from this house"
" I am now a vegetarian"
" Don't bother me while GoodTimes is on"
Clair- "That Elvin knows how to treat a woman"
Theo-" I ate back at the apartment "

Ireneparalegal · 07-28-2007, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by CWDogg

Cliff- "Cockroach is banned from this house"
" I am now a vegetarian"
" Don't bother me while GoodTimes is on"
Clair- "That Elvin knows how to treat a woman"
Theo-" I ate back at the apartment "

That Good Times reference is funny.

Mikado · 07-28-2007, 05:08 AM

Claire- Cliff, i'm quitting my job, i just cant handle being a full-time lawyer and a Mom to 5 kids!
You'll never see the Huxtables living in the kind of horendously overpriced house that a Pediatrician and his lawyer wife could afford, in real-life

Ireneparalegal · 07-29-2007, 12:18 AM

Claire: "These damn kids just get on my nerves. I am going away for the weekend, you take care of them Cliff since you rarely spend time at the hospital."

Cliff: "You know Claire, I would greatly appreciate it if you would just LEAVE ME ALONE SO I CAN EAT WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT!"

Dusk Angel · 07-30-2007, 03:45 PM

Both Cliff and Clair: "Kids, there is more to life than putting one's nose in a book and studying! Live it up a little."

Both Cliff and Clair: "Getting goods grades in school won't necessarily mean that one will get a successful job and make lots of money."

Denise: "Great news, Mom! I'll be valedictorian at Hillman's graduation this year!"

The Grandparents: "Let's not rehash the past, kids. Let's live in the now."

Olivia: baby babble

Martin's Mother: "You are the most intelligent young women I've ever known, Denise and Vanessa."

The Granparents, Cliff and Clair: "I'm liking this new hip hop music I'm hearing these days. The Fresh Prince and Salt n' Peppa kick some a$$. This sure beats the jazz music I listen to!"

Cliff and Clair jamming to Salt n' Peppa's "Push It."

Vanessa to the other kids: "Come on, you guys, lets not do anything to annoy Mom and Dad. Don't do anything stupid!"

Ireneparalegal · 07-30-2007, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dusk Angel

Both Cliff and Clair: "Kids, there is more to life than putting one's nose in a book and studying! Live it up a little."

Both Cliff and Clair: "Getting goods grades in school won't necessarily mean that one will get a successful job and make lots of money."

Denise: "Great news, Mom! I'll be valedictorian at Hillman's graduation this year!"

The Grandparents: "Let's not rehash the past, kids. Let's live in the now."

Olivia: baby babble

Martin's Mother: "You are the most intelligent young women I've ever known, Denise and Vanessa."

The Granparents, Cliff and Clair: "I'm liking this new hip hop music I'm hearing these days. The Fresh Prince and Salt n' Peppa kick some a$$. This sure beats the jazz music I listen to!"

Cliff and Clair jamming to Salt n' Peppa's "Push It."

Vanessa to the other kids: "Come on, you guys, lets not do anything to annoy Mom and Dad. Don't do anything stupid!"

Mikado · 07-30-2007, 07:46 PM

Denise wearing a pair of pants that actually fits her
Rudy not trying to be "cute"
Cliff having a patient "Go sour" on him ( When a patient has an inoperable desease )
Cliff bringing home some of the anxiety, of having a high-stress career ( Admittedly, Claire has on occasion )
The Huxtables living the lifestyle of a Dr married to a sucessful lawyer
The Huxtables bragging about their money

Ireneparalegal · 07-31-2007, 12:08 AM

The parents are hardly home because of their careers.

Denise graduating from college.

No one moves into the Huxtable home.

Elvin feels he and Sondra shouldn't marry until they have established themselves a lot better.

Claire excited abt the camping store idea.

Dusk Angel · 07-31-2007, 09:00 AM

More from me. . . . .

Vanessa: "Theo, I'm so mad! I can't believe it! I got into it with some girls today and they called me GHETTO!"

Vanessa: "Mom, Dad. . . . . . I'm gay."

Clair: (at a dinner party setting) "I'd like everyone to meet our new friends, Dan and Roseanne Connor."

USATVFAN · 07-31-2007, 11:33 AM

Cliff Calling Neighbor Jeffery H****y And Slam The Door In His Face.
Cliff Goes To The Bathroom Everytime He Get Mad.
Cliff Walking Like George Jefferson .
Cliff Losing His Temper
Cliff being Prejudice.
Cliff And Claire sister Sarah Insulting Eachother
The Huxtables Children's Insulting And Putting Eachother Down
Claire Not Being Pushy And Bossy
Cliff Cussing.
Cliff To Claire:NOW GET INTO THAT KITCHEN AND MAKE MY DINNER WOMEN
Cliff Cheating On Claire
Cliff Admits He Once Cheated On Claire In The Mid 70s.
Cliff Spanking His Kids
Cliff Being Controlling To Claire, Bossy, Pushy And Arrogant.
Claire And Anna Huxtable Insulting Eachother And Cliff Being A Mama's Boy.
Cliff And Claire Screaming And Shouting At Eachother And Having Shouting Matches.
Cliff Calling Theo A Dummy.
cCiff Being Drunk
Theo And His Girlfriend caught Having S*X In His BedRoom
Vanessa And Her Boyfriend Caught Having S*X In Her BedRoom
The Jeffersons Move Next Door To The Huxtables.
The Huxtables Get A Maid And Her And Cliff insult Eachother.
Claire Want To have S*x But Cliff Falls asleep
Cliff Meeting Bill Cosby And Get Into A Arguerment.
While Elvin And Sondra Are Engage Claire Ask Elvin when He Will Give Her Grandchildrens
Cliff Telling Elvin To Get Out Of His House Before he Calls The Cops
Cliff Hitting on a Nurse At The Hospital And Ask To Take Her Out To Dinner.
The Huxtables Watching the Jeffersons.
The Huxtasbles Lose All There Money And moves To The Ghetto In Harlem In A 2 Bedrooms 1 Bathroom Apartment.
Cliff Buying Claire Furs And And Fancy-Rich Jewelers.
Theo Date A White Girl But Cliff Is against It.
Claire Says She Which She Lived Like The Evans Family.

07-27-2007, 09:37 PM	#1
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Things we will never see / hear on The Cosby Show Go for it! Cliff eating soul food. Cliff at the hospital A LOT. Cliff to Claire: "Make me a huge hoagie woman!" Claire eating a whole hoagie all by herself. Denise wearing "normal" clothes. Denise: "Mom, Dad... I'm pregnant." Vanessa wearing dreadlocks. Rudy: "Why the hell did you all name me RUDY???!!" Rudy to her mom: "This is the dress I like and I WILL wear it to the party!" Theo: "Mom, Dad...my girlfriend is pregnant."
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07-27-2007, 09:52 PM	#2
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	Youll never hear Cliff say: "Oh Clair, pick up the other phone, it's your best friend Ireneparalegal calling!"

07-28-2007, 12:39 AM	#6
CWDogg Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 04, 2005 Posts: 280	Cliff- "Cockroach is banned from this house" " I am now a vegetarian" " Don't bother me while GoodTimes is on" Clair- "That Elvin knows how to treat a woman" Theo-" I ate back at the apartment "

07-28-2007, 05:08 AM	#8
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	Claire- Cliff, i'm quitting my job, i just cant handle being a full-time lawyer and a Mom to 5 kids! You'll never see the Huxtables living in the kind of horendously overpriced house that a Pediatrician and his lawyer wife could afford, in real-life

07-29-2007, 12:18 AM	#9
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Claire: "These damn kids just get on my nerves. I am going away for the weekend, you take care of them Cliff since you rarely spend time at the hospital." Cliff: "You know Claire, I would greatly appreciate it if you would just LEAVE ME ALONE SO I CAN EAT WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT!"

07-30-2007, 03:45 PM	#10
Dusk Angel Don't Push Me! Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 21, 2007 Posts: 54	Both Cliff and Clair: "Kids, there is more to life than putting one's nose in a book and studying! Live it up a little." Both Cliff and Clair: "Getting goods grades in school won't necessarily mean that one will get a successful job and make lots of money." Denise: "Great news, Mom! I'll be valedictorian at Hillman's graduation this year!" The Grandparents: "Let's not rehash the past, kids. Let's live in the now." Olivia: baby babble Martin's Mother: "You are the most intelligent young women I've ever known, Denise and Vanessa." The Granparents, Cliff and Clair: "I'm liking this new hip hop music I'm hearing these days. The Fresh Prince and Salt n' Peppa kick some a$$. This sure beats the jazz music I listen to!" Cliff and Clair jamming to Salt n' Peppa's "Push It." Vanessa to the other kids: "Come on, you guys, lets not do anything to annoy Mom and Dad. Don't do anything stupid!"

07-30-2007, 07:46 PM	#12
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	*Denise wearing a pair of pants that actually fits* her Rudy not trying to be "cute" Cliff having a patient "Go sour" on him ( When a patient has an inoperable desease ) Cliff bringing home some of the anxiety, of having a high-stress career ( Admittedly, Claire has on occasion ) The Huxtables living the lifestyle of a Dr married to a sucessful lawyer** The Huxtables bragging about their money

07-31-2007, 12:08 AM	#13
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	The parents are hardly home because of their careers. Denise graduating from college. No one moves into the Huxtable home. Elvin feels he and Sondra shouldn't marry until they have established themselves a lot better. Claire excited abt the camping store idea.

07-31-2007, 09:00 AM	#14
Dusk Angel Don't Push Me! Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 21, 2007 Posts: 54	More from me. . . . . Vanessa: "Theo, I'm so mad! I can't believe it! I got into it with some girls today and they called me GHETTO!" Vanessa: "Mom, Dad. . . . . . I'm gay." Clair: (at a dinner party setting) "I'd like everyone to meet our new friends, Dan and Roseanne Connor."

07-31-2007, 11:33 AM	#15
USATVFAN Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 31, 2007 Location: Kalispell, USA Posts: 1,742	Cliff Calling Neighbor Jeffery H***y And Slam The Door In His Face. Cliff Goes To The Bathroom Everytime He Get Mad. Cliff Walking Like George Jefferson . Cliff Losing His Temper Cliff being Prejudice. Cliff And Claire sister Sarah Insulting Eachother The Huxtables Children's Insulting And Putting Eachother Down Claire Not Being Pushy And Bossy Cliff Cussing. Cliff To Claire:NOW GET INTO THAT KITCHEN AND MAKE MY DINNER WOMEN Cliff Cheating On Claire Cliff Admits He Once Cheated On Claire In The Mid 70s. Cliff Spanking His Kids Cliff Being Controlling To Claire, Bossy, Pushy And Arrogant. Claire And Anna Huxtable Insulting Eachother And Cliff Being A Mama's Boy. Cliff And Claire Screaming And Shouting At Eachother And Having Shouting Matches. Cliff Calling Theo A Dummy. cCiff Being Drunk Theo And His Girlfriend caught Having SX In His BedRoom Vanessa And Her Boyfriend Caught Having SX In Her BedRoom The Jeffersons Move Next Door To The Huxtables. The Huxtables Get A Maid And Her And Cliff insult Eachother. Claire Want To have Sx But Cliff Falls asleep Cliff Meeting Bill Cosby And Get Into A Arguerment. While Elvin And Sondra Are Engage Claire Ask Elvin when He Will Give Her Grandchildrens Cliff Telling Elvin To Get Out Of His House Before he Calls The Cops Cliff Hitting on a Nurse At The Hospital And Ask To Take Her Out To Dinner. The Huxtables Watching the Jeffersons. The Huxtasbles Lose All There Money And moves To The Ghetto In Harlem In A 2 Bedrooms 1 Bathroom Apartment. Cliff Buying Claire Furs And And Fancy-Rich Jewelers. Theo Date A White Girl But Cliff Is against It. Claire Says She Which She Lived Like The Evans Family.