Wednesday's Quotes & Honeymooners TV Schedule (7/28-8/05) (AmericanLife makes changes

[Frank Gannucci]

(AmericanLife TV):

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All times are Eastern.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.

The first VCR Plus code is for the first showing. The second showing (if there is one) is for the second showing.

Sat. July 28, 2007 7p & 11p #44 – “Hawaii, Oh! Oh!”: Donald O'Connor guests as a money minded maitre d' as the Honeymooners visit Hawaii. Charlie (Donald) and his bartender (Jeremiah Morris) concoct a phony diet sauce guaranteed to slim down fatties. The missing ingredient: a sucker. Enter rotund Ralph. (VCR Plus Codes 4867/85577.)

Sat. July 28, 2007 8p #45 – “The Sun & Raccoon Capital”: The end of the harmonious Honeymooners quartet may be near. At the Miami convention of the Raccoons, it's election time. Opponents for the office of High Exalted Mystic Ruler? Ralph and Norton! (VCR Plus Code: 3515.)

Sat. Aug. 4, 2007 7p #46 – “The Match Game”: Frances Langford plays the brain behind a computer-match service, as the Honeymooners breeze into the Windy City. Computer-wise, the Norton's match really clicks -- but Cupid somehow missed with the Kramdens! Who's at fault, man or machine? (VCR Plus Code: 2471.)

Sun. Aug. 5, 2007 7p #47 – “Double Trouble”: Jackie plays a dual role as the Honeymooners check in at scenic Sun Valley, Idaho. A Kramden look alike is passing some bad checks, and the Honeymooners devise their own disguise to track down the culprit. (VCR Plus Code: 5582.)

"Young At Heart":

Ed: "As time wore on, I grew older. I matured."

Ralph: "Yeah, now you are a full-grown nut."

"Ralph's Diet":

Alice: "Look at the stomach on you."

Ralph: "That is not my stomach."

Alice: "Then what is it?"

Ralph: "It happens to be a very low chest."

"Stars Over Flatbush":

Ralph: "I have an itch on your back."

Alice: "Scratch it yourself."

Ralph: "I can't reach it."

Alice: "Well, you are Taurus the Bull, swipe at it with your tail."

"Follow The Boys":

(Alice wants to go to a movie with Ralph. Ralph says that he is bowling.)

Ralph: "The Hurricanes need me."

Alice: "Well, I feel very sorry for the Hurricanes because the biggest wind of them all isn't going to be there."

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

Ed: "You can't fit a sqaure into a round hole."

Ralph: "Why not? You put your head into your hat."

"Young Man With A Horn":

(Ralph is about to play the horn.)

Alice: "Stand back Ed. This is liable to be messy."

Ralph: "You are about to be messy in about five seconds from now."

"The Safety Award":

Ralph: "A group of men are picked to do a job. Trained in the same
fashion as each other. There's always one man in the group that
stands far in front of the others."

Ed: "Yeah, I guess you are right there Ralph. If you stood any more
out in front, you wouldn't be able to get behind the wheel of a bus."

"Sleepy Time Gal":

(The boys come home.)

Ralph: "Shh! Alice is asleep."

Ed: "What?"

Ralph: "I said that Alice is asleep."

Ed: "I can't hear you."

Alice (from bedroom): "He said: 'Shh! Alice is asleep.'"

"Game Called On Account of Marriage":

Ralph: "My mistake was not going to a ballgame instead of getting married."

Alice: "What did you say? What did you say?"

(A pause.)

Ralph: "I don't chew my cabbage twice."









(TMC-X, TMC [aka TMC East], Showtime Family, Showtime [aka Showtime East], Showtime HD East, Showtime Too & Showtime C.)

Mike Epps as Ed Norton. Regina Hall as Trixie Norton. Cedric the Entertainer as Ralph Kramden. Gabrielle Union as Alice Kramden.

Ralph & Norton hatch a get-rich-quick scheme to get them out of Brooklyn and onto easy street. Standing by their husbands are devoted wives Alice and Trixie, who help their guys make ends meet by being waitresses at a neighborhood diner.


Channel Date & Time
TMC-X Sat. Jul 28, 12:00 PM VCR+: 82515
TMC-X Sat. Jul 28, 11:05 PM VCR+: 6630312
ShowF Sun. Jul 29, 8:30 AM VCR+: 47233
ShowF Sun. Jul 29, 7:00 PM VCR+: 62916
TMC Tue. Jul 31, 10:00 PM VCR+: 189986
SHO Thu. Aug 2, 10:30 AM VCR+: 271173
SHOHDe Thu. Aug 2, 10:30 AM VCR+: 603994
SHO Thu. Aug 2, 5:30 PM VCR+: 868444
SHOHDe Thu. Aug 2, 5:30 PM VCR+: 323173
ShowT Fri. Aug 3, 6:45 AM VCR+: 3689852
ShowT Fri. Aug 3, 4:45 PM VCR+: 7212636
ShowC Sat. Aug 4, 10:05 AM VCR+: 14524311
ShowC Sat. Aug 4, 6:30 PM VCR+: 15013
SHO Sun. Aug 5, 12:50 PM VCR+: 1918940
SHOHDe Sun. Aug 5, 12:50 PM VCR+: 9155810
ShowT Tue. Aug 7, 3:45 PM VCR+: 9229991
SHO Wed. Aug 8, 9:10 AM VCR+: 6102069
SHOHDe Wed. Aug 8, 9:10 AM VCR+: 7703910
SHO Wed. Aug 8, 5:00 PM VCR+: 533392
SHOHDe Wed. Aug 8, 5:00 PM VCR+: 54381

Credit goes to Yahoo! Groups You're A Riot, movietome.com, imdb.com, tvguide.com, honeymooners.net.