Things you will never see/hear on The Bob Newhart Show - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

catlover79 · 07-24-2007, 10:04 PM

Howard and Jerry becoming monks and taking lifelong vows of celibacy.

Elliot Carlin giving up therapy and becoming a motivational speaker.

Howard deciding to KNOCK.

Howard buying his OWN groceries.

Mrs. Bakerman giving up knitting.

Mrs. Bakerman's new catchphrase: "Isn't that horrible!?"

Mr. Vickers and his son reconciling and never having any problems with each other again.

Mr. Peterson finally tells off his wife Doris and becomes the head of the house.

Michelle Nardo losing weight and getting along with her father.

Emily becoming a Stepford Wife.

Bob and Jerry deciding that football is not for them and spend their free evenings basket weaving instead.

William & Mary WINNING a game.

Bob's mother quits calling Bob "Sonny".

Carol becoming a spokesmodel for petite clothing.

Carol making Jerry a pot of coffee.

Jerry making Carol a pot of coffee.

Bernie Tupperman joining the Hair Club for Men.

Learning whatever happened to Ellen Hartley.

Howard winning on Jeopardy.

Finding anyone in America more neurotic than Elliot Carlin.

CAJeannieFan57 · 07-25-2007, 09:13 PM

Um - yes, Howard DOES knock lots of times - sometimes he calls first and THEN comes over -

Mikado · 07-25-2007, 10:32 PM

Bob: "Carol, weve decided to hire 3 other receptionists so you wont have to handle every office in the building, on your own!"
Emilie: "Bob, I married you for your money, and I'm sick of you....I'm eloping with Jerry!
Jerry: "I hate teeth, and women, in that order!"
Carlin: "Listen Dr. Hartley, I know life can be hard, but, I'm here for you!"
Howard: "Bob, i'm really sorry but, I simply can't impose on you and your wife any longer!"

catlover79 · 07-26-2007, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by CAJeannieFan57

Um - yes, Howard DOES knock lots of times - sometimes he calls first and THEN comes over -

Oh, I know, but he did that less frequently as the show went on. But if I were living next door to Howard, I don't think I'd mind. He was a sweetie.

catlover79 · 12-05-2007, 10:06 AM

Howard joining Mensa (sorry, Donna!

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Going through an entire episode without a "Hi, Bob!"

Mikado · 12-05-2007, 09:05 PM

You'll never hear one of Bob's patients saying "Thank you, Dr Hartley, I'm cured!"

CAJeannieFan57 · 12-05-2007, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Oh, I know, but he did that less frequently as the show went on. But if I were living next door to Howard, I don't think I'd mind. He was a sweetie.

Me either. In real life, too.

I sent Bill a Christmas present in care of his radio station. I guess it arrived in yesterday's mail, so hopefully they'll remember to give it to him tomorrow. Hope he likes it! Remember the episode where Emily couldn't decide what to give Howard for Christmas? The whole bit about the shoes?!

catlover79 · 12-06-2007, 03:34 PM

Seeing what Tippy Tupperman and Doris Peterson looked like.

Debbie Flett joining Mensa.

What a sweet idea to mail Bill Daily a Christmas gift, Donna! I'm sure he will like it. By the way, it's great to have the Bob Newhart Show board buzzing with this much activity these past couple of weeks.

Let's keep it up!!

AB · 01-19-2008, 10:38 PM

Emily - "I love football Bob, lets watch it every night."
Howard - "I'm not flirting with any of the stewardesses on this flight."
Carol - "I'll never be late or leave early again."
Bob - "To heck with the patient's, I need 10 days off."
Jerry - "Bob, I don't need anymore free advice from you."

Ohio8 · 01-20-2008, 04:11 PM

"Emily becoming a Stepford Wife"? SSSHEAH RIGHT!!! As if.

catlover79 · 03-27-2008, 01:38 PM

Bob to his patients: "You're on your own!! Goodbye, suckers!!"

07-24-2007, 10:04 PM	#1
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Things you will never see/hear on The Bob Newhart Show Howard and Jerry becoming monks and taking lifelong vows of celibacy. Elliot Carlin giving up therapy and becoming a motivational speaker. Howard deciding to KNOCK. Howard buying his OWN groceries. Mrs. Bakerman giving up knitting. Mrs. Bakerman's new catchphrase: "Isn't that horrible!?" Mr. Vickers and his son reconciling and never having any problems with each other again. Mr. Peterson finally tells off his wife Doris and becomes the head of the house. Michelle Nardo losing weight and getting along with her father. Emily becoming a Stepford Wife. Bob and Jerry deciding that football is not for them and spend their free evenings basket weaving instead. William & Mary WINNING a game. Bob's mother quits calling Bob "Sonny". Carol becoming a spokesmodel for petite clothing. Carol making Jerry a pot of coffee. Jerry making Carol a pot of coffee. Bernie Tupperman joining the Hair Club for Men. Learning whatever happened to Ellen Hartley. Howard winning on Jeopardy. Finding anyone in America more neurotic than Elliot Carlin.
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07-25-2007, 09:13 PM	#2
CAJeannieFan57 Member Forum Regular Join Date: May 01, 2005 Location: Central Missouri Posts: 871	Um - yes, Howard DOES knock lots of times - sometimes he calls first and THEN comes over -
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07-25-2007, 10:32 PM	#3
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	Bob: "Carol, weve decided to hire 3 other receptionists so you wont have to handle every office in the building, on your own!" Emilie: "Bob, I married you for your money, and I'm sick of you....I'm eloping with Jerry! Jerry: "I hate teeth, and women, in that order!" Carlin: "Listen Dr. Hartley, I know life can be hard, but, I'm here for you!" Howard: "Bob, i'm really sorry but, I simply can't impose on you and your wife any longer!"

12-05-2007, 10:06 AM	#5
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Howard joining Mensa (sorry, Donna! ) Going through an entire episode without a "Hi, Bob!"

12-05-2007, 09:05 PM	#6
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	You'll never hear one of Bob's patients saying "Thank you, Dr Hartley, I'm cured!"

12-06-2007, 03:34 PM	#8
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Seeing what Tippy Tupperman and Doris Peterson looked like. Debbie Flett joining Mensa. What a sweet idea to mail Bill Daily a Christmas gift, Donna! I'm sure he will like it. By the way, it's great to have the Bob Newhart Show board buzzing with this much activity these past couple of weeks. Let's keep it up!!

01-19-2008, 10:38 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Emily - "I love football Bob, lets watch it every night." Howard - "I'm not flirting with any of the stewardesses on this flight." Carol - "I'll never be late or leave early again." Bob - "To heck with the patient's, I need 10 days off." Jerry - "Bob, I don't need anymore free advice from you."

01-20-2008, 04:11 PM	#10
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,984	"Emily becoming a Stepford Wife"? SSSHEAH RIGHT!!! As if.

03-27-2008, 01:38 PM	#11
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Bob to his patients: "You're on your own!! Goodbye, suckers!!"