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Old 07-24-2007, 08:17 AM   #1
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Default How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

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1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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Old 07-24-2007, 04:36 PM   #2
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The person who wrote that obviously has some experience with message boards.
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The only thing missing is a couple of trolls, spammers, the person who posts cartoons or graphics (like me, lol)...throw in a couple of thread hijackers, accusations of the moderator being biased, and that thread is complete!
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and 1 more to change it to a compact fluorescent , because they use less energy!
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lol, on this forum it'd probably take like everyone to change it because you all are ********.









































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lol, on this forum it'd probably take like everyone to change it because you all are ********.
Joe, I find your comparison of the members of this board to mentally challenged people extremely offensive. I mean, I think it's obvious who it would take more of to change a lightbulb..
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Joe, I find your comparison of the members of this board to mentally challenged people extremely offensive. I mean, I think it's obvious who it would take more of to change a lightbulb..
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are you insulting SO or ******** people? : o
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are you insulting SO or ******** people? : o
It's times like this that I wish I had veto power because your last 2 posts would be deleted immediately.
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Right? Joe is such a nuisance to this board as well as society in general.
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