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Ireneparalegal · 07-21-2007, 10:21 PM

Ricky: "Lucy, I have an idea for a great show and I want you to be the star!"

Ricky speaking perfect English.

Lucy: "Ricky, I have no desire to be in show business. I love just being home and taking care of you and Little Ricky."

Ethel: "I Love You Fred. You mean the world to me and you make me very happy."

Fred: "Kiss me Ethel."

Fred: "Of course that dress doesn't make you look fat Ethel. What's wrong with you? You still have that young, trim, slim look."

Fred: "Here Ethel, here's $20. Go spend it any way you want."

Ethel:"I have so many dresses, I can't decide what to wear tonight."

Lucy: "Ricky, you give me waay too much money for the month."

Lucy with any color hair other than red.

catlover79 · 07-21-2007, 10:25 PM

Fred going on a weekend long shopping spree.

Ricky losing his accent.

Ricky going on an all ENGLISH speaking rant.

Lucy decides a career in show business is not what she wants and decides to be a librarian instead.

Lucy looking at celebrities just like any other people.

Lucy buying a lifetime supply of Vitameatavegamin.

Lucy investing in a vineyard.

Lucy once again trying to bake her own bread.

Ireneparalegal · 07-21-2007, 10:38 PM

Lucy making her own chocolates.

Lucy actually visiting Scotland and not having any bad dreams.

Lucy catching Ricky with a chorus girl.

Lucy: "I don't need your help with this plan Ethel."

Ethel: "NO! I won't help you anymore Lucy, that's it!!!"

Lucy not being sneaky.

Ireneparalegal · 07-23-2007, 08:21 PM

Lucy NOT getting ideas.

Lucy traveling abroad with NO PROBLEMS.

Mrs. Trumbell asking to be paid for watching Little Ricky.

catlover79 · 07-23-2007, 09:15 PM

Fred opening a casino.

Lucy and Ethel becoming showgirls for REAL. (

)

Lucy's mother getting Ricky's name right.

Lucy coming up with an alias other than her maiden name. (

)

Ricky going through an entire act without singing "Babaloo".

Madame X · 07-24-2007, 11:27 PM

Little Ricky eats a meal with his parents.

Fred has hands so steady he becomes a brain surgeon.

Mrs. Trumbull becomes Lucy's sidekick.

Ricky changes the locks so the Mertzes can't walk in.

The band at the Tropicana is a front for all of Ricky's illegal Cuban friends who smuggle in cigars.

Ethel admits she is really 15 years older than Fred.

Lucy discovers that years of using Henna rinse has affected her brain and makes her do all those crazy things.

Ireneparalegal · 08-20-2007, 09:51 PM

Lucy NOT wanting anything new.

Ethel NOT wanting a new dress.

Ethel telling Fred she doesn't want a nice, new, clean apartment.

Fred treating the four of them out for a night on the town, dinner, broadway show, etc.

Little Ricky naming his dog Ethel.

Ireneparalegal · 08-26-2007, 09:23 PM

Anyone opening that mystery door in the kitchen.

The Mertzes cooking Cuban food in the diner.

Mikado · 08-26-2007, 09:55 PM

Fred: "Hey Rick, quick, turn on the TV, there's a great ballet on tonight!"

Announcer: " I Love Lucy was brought to you by the American Lung Association, reminding you, that smoking is a deadly killer!"

Ricky to Will Holden: "You know all these things you've heard about my wife Lucy?........A bunch of lies, she never gets into any trouble!"

Announcer: " In tonight's episode, John Wayne was played by Herbert Twitwater, because the real John Wayne refused to be on the show"

Ethel: "Lucy, why dont YOU ever come up with a scheme around here, i'm sooooo tired of being to brains of this outfit!"

Little Ricky: "Uncle Fred is passed out on the floor with his Scotch bottle, again!"

Ricky: "Screw this "Babaloo" crap, Im getting a Fender Bass and starting a Rockabilly band!"

Lucy (crying): "Rickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......i wanna be in Ho' Business!!!!!!!!"

*ClassicPinUp* · 08-27-2007, 12:37 PM

Ethel- "No thanks I'm fasting for a week!"

Fred-((raising eyebrows up and down)) "Heyyyy Ethel let's put our beds together tonight"

Lucy- "Ricky..darling..your singing sucks!"

Ricky- "Lucy you got some EXplaining to do!"

Ethel- "Fred you aren't fat! You have the body of a Greek god!"

Ricky- "Lucy I'd like you to sing for me."

Ireneparalegal · 08-27-2007, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndAwayWeGo

Ethel- "No thanks I'm fasting for a week!"

Fred-((raising eyebrows up and down)) "Heyyyy Ethel let's put our beds together tonight"

Lucy- "Ricky..darling..your singing sucks!"

Ricky- "Lucy you got some EXplaining to do!"

Ethel- "Fred you aren't fat! You have the body of a Greek god!"

Ricky- "Lucy I'd like you to sing for me."

That fourth one is hilarious!!!!!

Actually, they are all funny, but that one really got me.

mrs.gingerhinkley · 08-31-2007, 08:12 PM

oh boy... these are great!

OH Nuts! · 08-31-2007, 10:30 PM

Fred: "I'm picking up the check at this ritzy place, Rick your money is no good here!"

Ethel: "I couldn't possibly eat another bite"

Lucy: "I'd rather be watching the stage than be in front of all those people."

Lucy: "I haven't the faintest IDEA". "Ethel have you?"

Ireneparalegal · 08-31-2007, 10:36 PM

Fred & Ethel: "No, don't be silly, we enjoy doing all the cooking and the work here in the diner. You two just stand at the door and greet the guests."

Lucy: "Lucy dreaming abt a two-headed dragon????? What are you writers smoking???"

Ricky: "Lucy, if it's new furniture you want and a fur coat, then, that is what you shall have. Cuz I love you."

Lucy: "Sorry Ricky, I can't do the routine in the show, I am going to play Canasta with Ethel tonight."

Lucy: "Oh Ricky, me jealous? Surely you jest. You go ahead and dance with that sexy, young dancer."

07-21-2007, 10:21 PM	#1
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Things we will never see / hear on I Love Lucy Ricky: "Lucy, I have an idea for a great show and I want you to be the star!" Ricky speaking perfect English. Lucy: "Ricky, I have no desire to be in show business. I love just being home and taking care of you and Little Ricky." Ethel: "I Love You Fred. You mean the world to me and you make me very happy." Fred: "Kiss me Ethel." Fred: "Of course that dress doesn't make you look fat Ethel. What's wrong with you? You still have that young, trim, slim look." Fred: "Here Ethel, here's $20. Go spend it any way you want." Ethel:"I have so many dresses, I can't decide what to wear tonight." Lucy: "Ricky, you give me waay too much money for the month." Lucy with any color hair other than red.
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07-21-2007, 10:25 PM	#2
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Fred going on a weekend long shopping spree. Ricky losing his accent. Ricky going on an all ENGLISH speaking rant. Lucy decides a career in show business is not what she wants and decides to be a librarian instead. Lucy looking at celebrities just like any other people. Lucy buying a lifetime supply of Vitameatavegamin. Lucy investing in a vineyard. Lucy once again trying to bake her own bread.
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07-23-2007, 09:15 PM	#5
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Fred opening a casino. Lucy and Ethel becoming showgirls for REAL. () Lucy's mother getting Ricky's name right. Lucy coming up with an alias other than her maiden name. () Ricky going through an entire act without singing "Babaloo".

08-27-2007, 12:37 PM	#10
ClassicPinUp ***** Senior Member** Join Date: Oct 28, 2006 Posts: 2,246	Ethel- "No thanks I'm fasting for a week!" Fred-((raising eyebrows up and down)) "Heyyyy Ethel let's put our beds together tonight" Lucy- "Ricky..darling..your singing sucks!" Ricky- "Lucy you got some EXplaining to do!" Ethel- "Fred you aren't fat! You have the body of a Greek god!" Ricky- "Lucy I'd like you to sing for me."
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08-31-2007, 08:12 PM	#12
mrs.gingerhinkley Bette Davis Fan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 06, 2007 Posts: 2,478	oh boy... these are great!
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07-21-2007, 10:38 PM	#3
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Lucy making her own chocolates. Lucy actually visiting Scotland and not having any bad dreams. Lucy catching Ricky with a chorus girl. Lucy: "I don't need your help with this plan Ethel." Ethel: "NO! I won't help you anymore Lucy, that's it!!!" Lucy not being sneaky.

07-23-2007, 08:21 PM	#4
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Lucy NOT getting ideas. Lucy traveling abroad with NO PROBLEMS. Mrs. Trumbell asking to be paid for watching Little Ricky.

07-24-2007, 11:27 PM	#6
Madame X Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 15, 2006 Location: Oregon Posts: 1,831	Little Ricky eats a meal with his parents. Fred has hands so steady he becomes a brain surgeon. Mrs. Trumbull becomes Lucy's sidekick. Ricky changes the locks so the Mertzes can't walk in. The band at the Tropicana is a front for all of Ricky's illegal Cuban friends who smuggle in cigars. Ethel admits she is really 15 years older than Fred. Lucy discovers that years of using Henna rinse has affected her brain and makes her do all those crazy things.

08-20-2007, 09:51 PM	#7
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Lucy NOT wanting anything new. Ethel NOT wanting a new dress. Ethel telling Fred she doesn't want a nice, new, clean apartment. Fred treating the four of them out for a night on the town, dinner, broadway show, etc. Little Ricky naming his dog Ethel.

08-26-2007, 09:23 PM	#8
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Anyone opening that mystery door in the kitchen. The Mertzes cooking Cuban food in the diner.

08-26-2007, 09:55 PM	#9
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,886	Fred: "Hey Rick, quick, turn on the TV, there's a great ballet on tonight!" Announcer: " I Love Lucy was brought to you by the American Lung Association, reminding you, that smoking is a deadly killer!" Ricky to Will Holden: "You know all these things you've heard about my wife Lucy?........A bunch of lies, she never gets into any trouble!" Announcer: " In tonight's episode, John Wayne was played by Herbert Twitwater, because the real John Wayne refused to be on the show" Ethel: "Lucy, why dont YOU ever come up with a scheme around here, i'm sooooo tired of being to brains of this outfit!" Little Ricky: "Uncle Fred is passed out on the floor with his Scotch bottle, again!" Ricky: "Screw this "Babaloo" crap, Im getting a Fender Bass and starting a Rockabilly band!" Lucy (crying): "Rickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......i wanna be in Ho' Business!!!!!!!!"

08-31-2007, 10:30 PM	#13
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Fred: "I'm picking up the check at this ritzy place, Rick your money is no good here!" Ethel: "I couldn't possibly eat another bite" Lucy: "I'd rather be watching the stage than be in front of all those people." Lucy: "I haven't the faintest IDEA". "Ethel have you?"

08-31-2007, 10:36 PM	#14
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Fred & Ethel: "No, don't be silly, we enjoy doing all the cooking and the work here in the diner. You two just stand at the door and greet the guests." Lucy: "Lucy dreaming abt a two-headed dragon????? What are you writers smoking???" Ricky: "Lucy, if it's new furniture you want and a fur coat, then, that is what you shall have. Cuz I love you." Lucy: "Sorry Ricky, I can't do the routine in the show, I am going to play Canasta with Ethel tonight." Lucy: "Oh Ricky, me jealous? Surely you jest. You go ahead and dance with that sexy, young dancer."