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Ireneparalegal · 07-21-2007, 03:21 PM

Nels: "Harriet, I am getting a divorce from you!"

Nels whipping the crap outta Willie and Nellie. We know he did at times, but we NEVER SAW IT HAPPEN!

A bathroom INSIDE the Ingalls home

Charles cheat on Caroline

Caroline cheat on Charles

Mary NEVER getting sick

Laura having all the boys buzz around her instead of Mary

Harriet being very very nice to everyone in Walnut Grove, even if they are poor

Nellie apologizing to all the kids she ever bullied

Nellie: "Miss Beadle, can I have a tutor so I can be a better student?"

Mary: "Ma, Pa...I got an "F" on my test."

Carrie: "I am tired of being ignored around here."

Charles: "You know, I am tired of being poor, I'm outta here." (leaving Caroline and the girls)

catlover79 · 07-21-2007, 03:31 PM

Harriet taking a permanant vow of silence

Willie going an entire school day without being banished to the corner/and or having to stay after school writing the same sentence 100 times on the chalkboard.

Charles & Caroline: "No, we have enough kids, we couldn't possibly support more!"

Carrie going an entire episode just yammering and not letting anyone else get a word in edgewise.

Nels: "Harriet, as the man of this house, I AM IN CHARGE!!"

Finding out what ever happened to Rev. Alden's one-episode wife.

Learning how exactly Doc Baker could afford to live AND keep up a medical practice when he was only paid in chickens and eggs.

Going through an entire episode without dealing with a fire, disease, death, etc.

Finally, PA ADDING MORE ROOMS TO THE HOUSE!!!

Ireneparalegal · 07-21-2007, 03:34 PM

That Carrie one is a hoot!

Nellie NOT wearing curls.

Mary being a tomboy.

Pa becoming a hard drinker

Harriet opening her home to the orphans.

The Ingalls finally having a boy that doesn't DIE!

Laura NOT fishing or froggin'

Mary fishing and froggin'

catlover79 · 07-21-2007, 03:36 PM

^ Add to that - NELLIE fishin' and froggin'.

Ireneparalegal · 07-21-2007, 03:39 PM

Mary getting a whippin'

The girls getting their own rooms

Carrie running away from home

Laura becomes pregnant, without being married.

Doc Baker demanding $$$ for payment of services rendered.

Jonathan allowing his wife to work WITHOUT AN ARGUMENT ENSUING.

Caroline working part-time at the mercantile.

The mercantile goes up in flames.

catlover79 · 07-21-2007, 03:43 PM

Harriet & Nels becoming marriage counselors

Charles & Caroline screaming at each other all day like ^

Eliza Jane not trying to run Laura and Manly's lives (same thing in real life, btw!)

Actually seeing flat, grassy land and no mountains on this prairie!!

Carrie and Grace getting their own spinoff: "We're the Neglected Sisters and We Won't Take It Anymore!!"

Ireneparalegal · 07-21-2007, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Charles & Caroline screaming at each other all day like ^

Carrie and Grace getting their own spinoff: "We're the Neglected Sisters and We Won't Take It Anymore!!"

Mr. Edwards taking a bath and washing his clothes and shaving that beard and moustache.

Mary keeping her hair in braids.

Seeing Grace grow up.

Caroline beating the crap outta Harriet.

Mikado · 07-21-2007, 04:00 PM

Charles: Mary, Laura, put down those damn video games, and get in the car!

-STEFFY- · 07-21-2007, 06:06 PM

Nancy sharing all of her expensive dolls, toys, clothes, and etc. with all the kids of Walnut Grove......and Nancy being apologetic for ever doing anything wrong.

Madame X · 07-23-2007, 09:44 PM

Charles Ingalls with a crew cut.

Ireneparalegal · 07-23-2007, 09:57 PM

Charles wearing a very loose fitting shirt and it is buttoned up all the way.

Caroline throwing those brown eggs at Harriet.

Mary not the most popular girl.

The Ingalls being rich and the Olsens are poor...and not just in a dream either.

schoolmom · 09-13-2007, 11:24 AM

Laura telling Manly,"This was YOUR house before, so I'll go outside with
the cows to grade my papers."

ThomasE · 10-08-2007, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikado

Charles: Mary, Laura, put down those damn video games, and get in the car!

Charles: Mary and Laura put down that yarn and start playing your video games!

catlover79 · 10-08-2007, 11:51 PM

Charles Ingalls getting the Kojak look.

ThomasE · 10-08-2007, 11:56 PM

Joe Kagan and Harries Olsen having a love Jones romance.
Mary getting her sight back. (that still hurts me to this day)
Carrie entering her teen years.
Grace in her spinoff at eighteen years old getting ready to marry that boy that she kissed at Laura's wedding.

07-21-2007, 03:21 PM	#1
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Things we will never see/hear on LHOTP Nels: "Harriet, I am getting a divorce from you!" Nels whipping the crap outta Willie and Nellie. We know he did at times, but we NEVER SAW IT HAPPEN! A bathroom INSIDE the Ingalls home Charles cheat on Caroline Caroline cheat on Charles Mary NEVER getting sick Laura having all the boys buzz around her instead of Mary Harriet being very very nice to everyone in Walnut Grove, even if they are poor Nellie apologizing to all the kids she ever bullied Nellie: "Miss Beadle, can I have a tutor so I can be a better student?" Mary: "Ma, Pa...I got an "F" on my test." Carrie: "I am tired of being ignored around here." Charles: "You know, I am tired of being poor, I'm outta here." (leaving Caroline and the girls)
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07-21-2007, 03:31 PM	#2
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Harriet taking a permanant vow of silence Willie going an entire school day without being banished to the corner/and or having to stay after school writing the same sentence 100 times on the chalkboard. Charles & Caroline: "No, we have enough kids, we couldn't possibly support more!" Carrie going an entire episode just yammering and not letting anyone else get a word in edgewise. Nels: "Harriet, as the man of this house, I AM IN CHARGE!!" Finding out what ever happened to Rev. Alden's one-episode wife. Learning how exactly Doc Baker could afford to live AND keep up a medical practice when he was only paid in chickens and eggs. Going through an entire episode without dealing with a fire, disease, death, etc. Finally, PA ADDING MORE ROOMS TO THE HOUSE!!!
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09-13-2007, 11:24 AM	#12
schoolmom Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 11, 2007 Location: North Texas Posts: 85	More! Laura telling Manly,"This was YOUR house before, so I'll go outside with the cows to grade my papers."

07-21-2007, 03:34 PM	#3
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	That Carrie one is a hoot! Nellie NOT wearing curls. Mary being a tomboy. Pa becoming a hard drinker Harriet opening her home to the orphans. The Ingalls finally having a boy that doesn't DIE! Laura NOT fishing or froggin' Mary fishing and froggin'

07-21-2007, 03:36 PM	#4
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	^ Add to that - NELLIE fishin' and froggin'.

07-21-2007, 03:39 PM	#5
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Mary getting a whippin' The girls getting their own rooms Carrie running away from home Laura becomes pregnant, without being married. Doc Baker demanding $$$ for payment of services rendered. Jonathan allowing his wife to work WITHOUT AN ARGUMENT ENSUING. Caroline working part-time at the mercantile. The mercantile goes up in flames.

07-21-2007, 03:43 PM	#6
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Harriet & Nels becoming marriage counselors Charles & Caroline screaming at each other all day like ^ Eliza Jane not trying to run Laura and Manly's lives (same thing in real life, btw!) Actually seeing flat, grassy land and no mountains on this prairie!! Carrie and Grace getting their own spinoff: "We're the Neglected Sisters and We Won't Take It Anymore!!"

07-21-2007, 04:00 PM	#8
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	Charles: Mary, Laura, put down those damn video games, and get in the car!

07-21-2007, 06:06 PM	#9
-STEFFY- Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 18, 2007 Location: USA Posts: 14,580	Nancy sharing all of her expensive dolls, toys, clothes, and etc. with all the kids of Walnut Grove......and Nancy being apologetic for ever doing anything wrong.

07-23-2007, 09:44 PM	#10
Madame X Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 15, 2006 Location: Oregon Posts: 1,831	Charles Ingalls with a crew cut.

07-23-2007, 09:57 PM	#11
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Charles wearing a very loose fitting shirt and it is buttoned up all the way. Caroline throwing those brown eggs at Harriet. Mary not the most popular girl. The Ingalls being rich and the Olsens are poor...and not just in a dream either.

10-08-2007, 11:51 PM	#14
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Charles Ingalls getting the Kojak look.

10-08-2007, 11:56 PM	#15
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	Joe Kagan and Harries Olsen having a love Jones romance. Mary getting her sight back. (that still hurts me to this day) Carrie entering her teen years. Grace in her spinoff at eighteen years old getting ready to marry that boy that she kissed at Laura's wedding.