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Ireneparalegal · 07-21-2007, 12:36 AM

Let's do it

OLSENVILLE

THE HALF-PINT SHOW

NO MONEY, NO PLOW

NO SEEDS, NO DINNER

CROPS, FIELDS AND DUNG

NO CASH, NO CREDIT

WHITE EGGS ARE BETTER THAN BROWN EGGS

HEY WHO ARE YOU? (referring to the actors who appeared one time)

THE WIDOW THURMAN & HER GOODS

HARRIET: LUCIFER IN DISGUISE

DAMIEN OMEN 3: STARRING NELLIE OLSEN

DA BRAT: NELLIE OLSEN

MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO TO THAT DAMN CORNER!

UNCLE CHRIS: THE "REAL" HANDYMAN

catlover79 · 07-21-2007, 12:50 AM

See Carrie Run...Towards the Outhouse

How Henpecked Am I (starring Nels)

Big Hunk O' Manly

Sister Golden Hair (starring Mary and Grace)

Disappearing Townspeople

Prairie Smackdown! (starring Laura & Nellie)

The Terrors of Walnut Grove (starring Harriet, Nellie, and Nancy)

I Can't Win! (starring Nels)

The Boy With the Hollow Leg (starring Willie)

Pimp My Corner (also starring Willie)

Mary Had a Lot of Problems

Charles & Caroline & 10 Zillion Kids

Why Do We Never Add on to Our House??

Laura's Loft

The Fair-Haired Farmer (starring Manly)

We Only Know Two Hymns (the congregation of the Walnut Grove Church)

I'm More of a Jinx than Cousin Oliver (starring Albert)

Why Can't I Have Lines!? (starring Carrie)

My Father Was Eb Dawson (see Almanzo's flashback in "A Christmas They Never Forgot")

The Only Cash We Ever Saw Was Johnny (see Season 3)

How Greenbush Was My Carrie (spoof of How Green Was My Valley)

Ireneparalegal · 07-21-2007, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

See Carrie Run...Towards the Outhouse

How Henpecked Am I (starring Nels)

Big Hunk O' Manly

Sister Golden Hair (starring Mary and Grace)

Disappearing Townspeople

Prairie Smackdown! (starring Laura & Nellie)

The Terrors of Walnut Grove (starring Harriet, Nellie, and Nancy)

I Can't Win! (starring Nels)

The Boy With the Hollow Leg (starring Willie)

Pimp My Corner (also starring Willie)

Mary Had a Lot of Problems

Charles & Caroline & 10 Zillion Kids

Why Do We Never Add on to Our House??

Laura's Loft

The Fair-Haired Farmer (starring Manly)

We Only Know Two Hymns (the congregation of the Walnut Grove Church)

I'm More of a Jinx than Cousin Oliver (starring Albert)

Why Can't I Have Lines!? (starring Carrie)

My Father Was Eb Dawson (see Almanzo's flashback in "A Christmas They Never Forgot")

The Only Cash We Ever Saw Was Johnny (see Season 3)

How Greenbush Was My Carrie (spoof of How Green Was My Valley)

GOOD ONES GIRLFRIEND!!!!!

Especially that Eb Dawson one.

THIS IS NOT HOOTERVILLE, WE SEE NO HOOTS OR HOOTERS

CARRIE WHO?

THE MONSTER OF WALNUT GROVE: NELLIE OLSEN

LITTLE HOUSE? MORE LIKE ITTY BITTY HOUSE

OUTHOUSE BLUES

BREAKING AT THE SEAMS HERE

WE LOVE KIDS...THE MORE THE MERRIER

WE ARE POOR, BUT BRING US MORE KIDS

A HUNTIN' I WILL GO, A HUNTIN' I WILL GO

CAN I HAVE A NEW DRESS?

BLUEBERRIES FOR DINNER AGAIN?

NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO CREDIT

catlover79 · 08-14-2007, 01:34 PM

Moon Over Manly

Charles (Ingalls) In Charge

Silent Carrie

Sweet Caroline

The Bad Seed (starring Nellie & Nancy Oleson)

Madame X · 08-16-2007, 03:32 PM

Good ones, Salt Sisters!

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ThomasE · 10-09-2007, 12:12 AM

Blind Justice (This is my way of coping with those traumatic blind storylines)
All My Visually Challenged Children
Willie's outhouse
Little Outhouse on the Prarie.
The Prarie Bi*ch (Harriet, Nellie or Nancy at this point of the game)

catlover79 · 10-09-2007, 01:12 AM

^ All My Visually Challenged Children...

That's TERRIBLE...but FUNNY!!

ThomasE · 10-09-2007, 09:49 AM

Now I want it go on record that I am in no way bashing the blind. I know what it is like to be in that state for my own self. The title just seemd fit because for three seasons there were storylines that heavily focused on the blind school, Mary and Adam and those kids. I never got over the fact that Adam was able to see again and Mary still remained blind.

ThomasE · 10-09-2007, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catlover79

See Carrie Run...Towards the Outhouse

We Only Know Two Hymns (the congregation of the Walnut Grove Church)

My Father Was Eb Dawson (see Almanzo's flashback in "A Christmas They Never Forgot")

OMG!

I'm getting that Petticoat Junction/Green Acres feeling!

Ireneparalegal · 10-14-2007, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThomasE

Now I want it go on record that I am in no way bashing the blind. I know what it is like to be in that state for my own self. The title just seemd fit because for three seasons there were storylines that heavily focused on the blind school, Mary and Adam and those kids. I never got over the fact that Adam was able to see again and Mary still remained blind.

My man, don't worry abt joking abt the blind and so forth. These are fun threads, no one better ever tell you differently as we are all adults and merely enjoying ourselves.

BLIND MAN'S BLUFF

HA HA, I CAN SEE BETTER THAN YOU CAN

ALL MY BLIND CHILDREN

YOUNG AND THE BLIND

MARRIED WITH BLIND WOMAN AND CHILDREN

catlover79 · 10-14-2007, 11:14 PM

Love Is Blind (starring Mary & Adam)

Scary Love (starring Harriet & Nels)

Scariest Women on TV (Harriet & Gretchen Kraus of Benson)

DON'T Think of Laura (starring Nellie)

More Inconsistencies Than an Episode of Good Times

Ireneparalegal · 10-16-2007, 02:34 PM

"Don't think of Laura"...I remember that song by Christopher Cross (Think of Laura). It was overplayed!

catlover79 · 10-17-2007, 11:40 PM

Tell Laura I Hate Her (starring Nellie)

This title is also inspired by a song. In this case, it was Ray Peterson's 1960 hit, Tell Laura I Love Her. The real song title could be Manly's!

catlover79 · 10-25-2007, 11:46 PM

Rejected titles concerning Nellie's Restaurant & Hotel

No Sarcasm, No Insults, No Dice

Where The Chicken Wings Actually Fly Away

Friendly Service? Delicious Meals? You Won't Find Them Here!

The Health Department's Worst Nightmare

Thank Heavens For Sweet Caroline

Percival's Problems

The Only Chicken You'll Find Here is Henpecked Nels

Come for the Food, Leave with the Runs

Even WILLIE Won't Eat Here!!

We Bring New Meaning To Charcoal-Broiled!!

Pity Pepto-Bismol Hasn't Been Invented Yet

Pathetic Pancakes & Burned Bacon

REALLY Smoked Sausage

Butter Would Never Melt in the Oleson Women's Mouths

Tossed Salad Means The Oleson Women Actually Throw It At You

OH Nuts! · 10-26-2007, 12:51 AM

Mrs. Oleson and Margaret Hamilton Ride Shotgun

Caroline and The Recalcitrant Butter Churn

Harriet's Curdled Lemon

Nelly and Lucifer Sitting In A Tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Harriet Fertilizes a Field

Caroline's Preserves Go To Pot

07-21-2007, 12:36 AM	#1
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,689	Rejected Show Titles...LOL Let's do it OLSENVILLE THE HALF-PINT SHOW NO MONEY, NO PLOW NO SEEDS, NO DINNER CROPS, FIELDS AND DUNG NO CASH, NO CREDIT WHITE EGGS ARE BETTER THAN BROWN EGGS HEY WHO ARE YOU? (referring to the actors who appeared one time) THE WIDOW THURMAN & HER GOODS HARRIET: LUCIFER IN DISGUISE DAMIEN OMEN 3: STARRING NELLIE OLSEN DA BRAT: NELLIE OLSEN MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TO THAT DAMN CORNER! UNCLE CHRIS: THE "REAL" HANDYMAN
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07-21-2007, 12:50 AM	#2
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	See Carrie Run...Towards the Outhouse How Henpecked Am I (starring Nels) Big Hunk O' Manly Sister Golden Hair (starring Mary and Grace) Disappearing Townspeople Prairie Smackdown! (starring Laura & Nellie) The Terrors of Walnut Grove (starring Harriet, Nellie, and Nancy) I Can't Win! (starring Nels) The Boy With the Hollow Leg (starring Willie) Pimp My Corner (also starring Willie) Mary Had a Lot of Problems Charles & Caroline & 10 Zillion Kids Why Do We Never Add on to Our House?? Laura's Loft The Fair-Haired Farmer (starring Manly) We Only Know Two Hymns (the congregation of the Walnut Grove Church) I'm More of a Jinx than Cousin Oliver (starring Albert) Why Can't I Have Lines!? (starring Carrie) My Father Was Eb Dawson (see Almanzo's flashback in "A Christmas They Never Forgot") The Only Cash We Ever Saw Was Johnny (see Season 3) How Greenbush Was My Carrie (spoof of How Green Was My Valley)
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10-09-2007, 12:12 AM	#6
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	Blind Justice (This is my way of coping with those traumatic blind storylines) All My Visually Challenged Children Willie's outhouse Little Outhouse on the Prarie. The Prarie Bi*ch (Harriet, Nellie or Nancy at this point of the game)
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08-14-2007, 01:34 PM	#4
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Moon Over Manly Charles (Ingalls) In Charge Silent Carrie Sweet Caroline The Bad Seed (starring Nellie & Nancy Oleson)

08-16-2007, 03:32 PM	#5
Madame X Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 15, 2006 Location: Oregon Posts: 1,831	Good ones, Salt Sisters! :

10-09-2007, 01:12 AM	#7
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	^ All My Visually Challenged Children... That's TERRIBLE...but FUNNY!!

10-09-2007, 09:49 AM	#8
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	Now I want it go on record that I am in no way bashing the blind. I know what it is like to be in that state for my own self. The title just seemd fit because for three seasons there were storylines that heavily focused on the blind school, Mary and Adam and those kids. I never got over the fact that Adam was able to see again and Mary still remained blind.

10-14-2007, 11:14 PM	#11
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Love Is Blind (starring Mary & Adam) Scary Love (starring Harriet & Nels) Scariest Women on TV (Harriet & Gretchen Kraus of Benson) DON'T Think of Laura (starring Nellie) More Inconsistencies Than an Episode of Good Times

10-16-2007, 02:34 PM	#12
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,689	"Don't think of Laura"...I remember that song by Christopher Cross (Think of Laura). It was overplayed!

10-17-2007, 11:40 PM	#13
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Tell Laura I Hate Her (starring Nellie) This title is also inspired by a song. In this case, it was Ray Peterson's 1960 hit, Tell Laura I Love Her. The real song title could be Manly's!

10-25-2007, 11:46 PM	#14
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Rejected titles concerning Nellie's Restaurant & Hotel No Sarcasm, No Insults, No Dice Where The Chicken Wings Actually Fly Away Friendly Service? Delicious Meals? You Won't Find Them Here! The Health Department's Worst Nightmare Thank Heavens For Sweet Caroline Percival's Problems The Only Chicken You'll Find Here is Henpecked Nels Come for the Food, Leave with the Runs Even WILLIE Won't Eat Here!! We Bring New Meaning To Charcoal-Broiled!! Pity Pepto-Bismol Hasn't Been Invented Yet Pathetic Pancakes & Burned Bacon REALLY Smoked Sausage Butter Would Never Melt in the Oleson Women's Mouths Tossed Salad Means The Oleson Women Actually Throw It At You

10-26-2007, 12:51 AM	#15
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Mrs. Oleson and Margaret Hamilton Ride Shotgun Caroline and The Recalcitrant Butter Churn Harriet's Curdled Lemon Nelly and Lucifer Sitting In A Tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G Harriet Fertilizes a Field Caroline's Preserves Go To Pot