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Frank Gannucci · 07-19-2007, 10:03 AM

"The Deciding Vote":

(Ralph turns on the vaccum cleaner. It doesn't work.)

Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop or erl."

Ralph: "Yeah, that is all that it needs. A drop of oil."

Alice: "A drop of oil? It wouldn't help if you dipped it in Texas."

"Ralph's Sweet Tooth":

Alice: "I read in a magazine once where they said 50% of the pain is mental. 50% of that toothache is here (in the mouth). The other 50% is here (head)."

Ralph: "For your information, 100% of it is in here (mouth). There is nothing up there (head)."

"Sleepy Time Gal":

Ralph (to Alice): "By the way cupcake..."

Ed: "Yes Ralph."

Ralph: "She is cupcake. You're fruitcake."

"Ralph Kramden Presents":

Ralph: "Gleason is down at the Fun and Sun Capital of the world."

Ed: "What is he doing down there in Perth Amboy?"

"Love Letter":

Ralph: "What was she (Trixie) holding behind her back?"

Alice: "Ralph, really it was nothing."

Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your back. You show it out in front so everybody can see it. Now, what was she holding behind her back."

Alice: "All right. She was hiding your birthday present."

Ralph: "Why did you tell me for? You know I like surprises."

"A Promotion Part 1":

Ralph: "Where is the landlord?"

Man: "Florida."

Ralph: "Florida?"

Man: "He can't stand this cold weather."

"Pal O' Mine":

Ralph: "Is there any lard around here?"

Alice: "Yeah, about 300 lbs. of it."

"Pal O' Mine":

(Ed just showed the ring that he is going to give to his boss, Jim McKeever.)

Alice: "Why didn't you get the store where you got this from to gift-wrap it for you?"

Ed: "Oh, they got some silly rule down there. 'No gift-wrapping for any purchase less than $3."

"Follow The Boys":

(Trixie comes down in a Japanese geisha girl costume.)

Trixie: "Come here lover boy (Ed.)"

Ed: "Save me Ralph. I'm a sex symbol."

"Follow The Boys":

Ralph: "Even the Constitution says that a man is entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."

Ed: "But the marriage license is an amendment to the Constitution."

07-19-2007, 10:03 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,067	Thursday's Quotes: "The Deciding Vote": (Ralph turns on the vaccum cleaner. It doesn't work.) Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop or erl." Ralph: "Yeah, that is all that it needs. A drop of oil." Alice: "A drop of oil? It wouldn't help if you dipped it in Texas." "Ralph's Sweet Tooth": Alice: "I read in a magazine once where they said 50% of the pain is mental. 50% of that toothache is here (in the mouth). The other 50% is here (head)." Ralph: "For your information, 100% of it is in here (mouth). There is nothing up there (head)." "Sleepy Time Gal": Ralph (to Alice): "By the way cupcake..." Ed: "Yes Ralph." Ralph: "She is cupcake. You're fruitcake." "Ralph Kramden Presents": Ralph: "Gleason is down at the Fun and Sun Capital of the world." Ed: "What is he doing down there in Perth Amboy?" "Love Letter": Ralph: "What was she (Trixie) holding behind her back?" Alice: "Ralph, really it was nothing." Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your back. You show it out in front so everybody can see it. Now, what was she holding behind her back." Alice: "All right. She was hiding your birthday present." Ralph: "Why did you tell me for? You know I like surprises." "A Promotion Part 1": Ralph: "Where is the landlord?" Man: "Florida." Ralph: "Florida?" Man: "He can't stand this cold weather." "Pal O' Mine": Ralph: "Is there any lard around here?" Alice: "Yeah, about 300 lbs. of it." "Pal O' Mine": (Ed just showed the ring that he is going to give to his boss, Jim McKeever.) Alice: "Why didn't you get the store where you got this from to gift-wrap it for you?" Ed: "Oh, they got some silly rule down there. 'No gift-wrapping for any purchase less than $3." "Follow The Boys": (Trixie comes down in a Japanese geisha girl costume.) Trixie: "Come here lover boy (Ed.)" Ed: "Save me Ralph. I'm a sex symbol." "Follow The Boys": Ralph: "Even the Constitution says that a man is entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." Ed: "But the marriage license is an amendment to the Constitution."