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Old 07-19-2007, 03:55 AM   #1
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Have any of you heard of a website called Dead Man Eating? It documents
the last meals of various death row inmates. Here is my last meal if I were
on death row:
10 Hamburgers each with melted Cheddar Cheese, 4 strips of Bacon and
Dill Pickles sliced the long way
1 whole head Iceberg Lettuce
2 large Beefsteak Tomatoes
2 racks of Pork Spareribs seasoned with Salt, Black Pepper and Garlic
and pit barbecued without sauce
2 bottles Open Pit Barbecue Sauce(for both the burgers and the ribs)
6 Taco Bell Cheesy Bean and Rice Burritos
French Fries and Onion Rings with Cheese Sauce
1 large bag Fritos Corn Chips
1 gallon Chocolate Ice Cream
1 gallon Strawberry Ice Cream
Hershey's Chocolate Syrup
Hershey's Strawberry Syrup
Smucker's Caramel Sauce
1 large pan Double Fudge Chocolate Brownies
1 pound Gummi Bears
3 Snickers bars and 3 Three Musketeers bars
1 large pitcher Iced Tea flavored with Sweet-N-Low and Lime Juice(the pitcher kept on crushed ice)
Any one of you want to give it a shot?

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Old 07-19-2007, 04:00 AM   #2
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^ If you eat all that for your last meal the State won't have to worry about your execution.

I would probably try to prolong my termination as much as possible.
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^ If you eat all that for your last meal the State won't have to worry about your execution.


I know, that's a lot of food for one last meal. 2 gallons of ice cream? And 10 hamburgers?

For my last meal it would be:

Pizza (not a whole one, about 3 slices should do)
Chocolate
Maybe steak if I was still hungry
Maybe vanilla ice cream with hot fudge topping, also if I was still hungry

That would be plenty.
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Old 07-19-2007, 06:48 AM   #4
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Have any of you heard of a website called Dead Man Eating? It documents
the last meals of various death row inmates. Here is my last meal if I were
on death row:
10 Hamburgers each with melted Cheddar Cheese, 4 strips of Bacon and
Dill Pickles sliced the long way
1 whole head Iceberg Lettuce
2 large Beefsteak Tomatoes
2 racks of Pork Spareribs seasoned with Salt, Black Pepper and Garlic Paste
and pit barbecued without sauce
2 bottles Open Pit Barbecue Sauce(for both the burgers and the ribs)
6 Taco Bell Cheesy Bean and Rice Burritos
French Fries and Onion Rings with Cheese Sauce
1 large bag Fritos Corn Chips
1 gallon Chocolate Ice Cream
1 gallon Strawberry Ice Cream
Hershey's Chocolate Syrup
Hershey's Strawberry Syrup
Smucker's Caramel Sauce
1 large pan Double Fudge Chocolate Brownies
1 pound Gummi Bears
3 Snickers bars and 3 Three Musketeers bars
You need something to wash all that down with.


I have an idea, Why not put all that into a blender and liquify it. The State can give you a lethal injection and your last meal at the same time, They won't need the chemicals normally used.

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I think if i was on death row i wouldnt be able to eat anything id feel constantly sick!!

I would pick- pizza,strawberry mcdolands shake,cheesecake.
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Mine would be: medium well steak, fried crispy chicken, mashed potatoes (chicken & potatoes with LOTS of gravy), and mixed vegetables. Chocolate cake for dessert, too!!
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This thread is making me hungry!!! Drools....
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Pizza
A&W (anything from there)
Ben & Jerry's "Americone Dream"
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- Buffalo chicken basket from Friendly's (with their waffle fries and melted cheese)
- Ceasar salad with plenty of dressing and croutons
- quesadilla
- 3 big glasses of COLD diet coke with lemon
- slice of cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory (not sure which one yet...there's so many to choose from!)


I think I'd die of fullness before they got me to the chair.
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I wouldn't have an appetite if I knew I was within hours of death. When I'm stressed, my appetite literally disappears.
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I wouldn't have an appetite if I knew I was within hours of death. When I'm stressed, my appetite literally disappears.

Same with me, I'll rather sit and talk to my family and my priest.
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Have any of you heard of a website called Dead Man Eating? It documents
the last meals of various death row inmates. Here is my last meal if I were
on death row:
10 Hamburgers each with melted Cheddar Cheese, 4 strips of Bacon and
Dill Pickles sliced the long way
1 whole head Iceberg Lettuce
2 large Beefsteak Tomatoes
2 racks of Pork Spareribs seasoned with Salt, Black Pepper and Garlic Paste
and pit barbecued without sauce
2 bottles Open Pit Barbecue Sauce(for both the burgers and the ribs)
6 Taco Bell Cheesy Bean and Rice Burritos
French Fries and Onion Rings with Cheese Sauce
1 large bag Fritos Corn Chips
1 gallon Chocolate Ice Cream
1 gallon Strawberry Ice Cream
Hershey's Chocolate Syrup
Hershey's Strawberry Syrup
Smucker's Caramel Sauce
1 large pan Double Fudge Chocolate Brownies
1 pound Gummi Bears
3 Snickers bars and 3 Three Musketeers bars

Any one of you want to give it a shot?
They wouldnt have to execute you, just mop up the mess after you explode
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I wouldn't have an appetite if I knew I was within hours of death. When I'm stressed, my appetite literally disappears.
I'm the exact same way - but if I had a meal like that in front of me, I'd gorge like there was no tomorrow! (Which would be the case if it was your last meal on death row.)
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Well, Id eat my favorite thing in the world, a nice big lobster with a piece of filet mignon on the side, wash it all down with A&W diet root beer, then have a prison break for dessert !
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