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mine is when he's showing Granny how to get a bear to light up so she can see inside it
so he shows her a lamp and tells her to take the bulb out (she does), then he says "Now turn it on". (she does). He points to the socket and says "Now there's live electricity in there. So, we jest put some honey in there, then this dum ol' bear comes over and stick his tounge in, like this". Then he sticks his tounge in the socket and, well, you can just imagine what happens!!!
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies. Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?" clerk: "Madam, those are rubies." Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her." clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady." Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her." |
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I liked when the was trying to be a double knot spy, he had a metal hat and nearly knocked himself out.
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I always enjoyed the episode in which Jethro tries to decide which occupation he should have later in life (after he "done gradiated the 6th grade"):
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I always liked when he would eat up all the food before the others could take their first bite. And when he dressed up like Robin Hood and met up with those hippies in the park.
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In the game room: "This here table is what you'd call a billiard table. This here fellow must be what you call a billiard." The "fellow" was a stuffed deer head with antlers.
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I liked the episode in which Roy Clark guested as an old friend from the hills,
and Jethro didn't want to be seen with him because it would spoil his image as a "sophisticated playboy."
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The time he was trying to teach Duke how to fetch a stick was memorable. Really, most of Jethro's "moments" were memorable in one way or the other.
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Also the least-favorite Jethro moments were the early first season episodes featuring "Jethrine"
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When Jetho opened his "topless" restaurant. So very funny.
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Ah yes, "the Happy Gizzard". And Granny was the main attraction.
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